SHIT YOU HATE ABOUT YOUR GYM

>loads two plates on a bar
>deadlifts 3 times
>screams
>throws the bar at the ground
"lol pf shill"

Things that did not happen

i fucking wish i was making this up. People at my gym are retarded and trying to flex on others constantly.

Put on those retard huge 25lbers and what them smack themselves in the face

Nothing really upsets me in the gym desu, if someone is on a bench texting in between sets that's really not a big deal. You have serious rage issues if someone using something you want to use pisses you off, that's why we learn to share at age 4 or whatever

I had some dumbbells on the ground doing farmer walks and some roided out freak walked over and rolled his eyes as he stepped over them. Like chill out monkey man I'm not going to move 110 lb dumbbells further away from the walking area just so you don't have to step over them

Some people man

If you can lift it you can lift it, what kind of retard logic are you using?

Last week I saw a guy get on the reverse incline bench thing then ask everyone in the gym to "bring me a 45 man, I need to work my core"

It’s an u fortunate reality that you must choose between a serious gym where you actually have a chance at making gains, but the insecure faggots make unnecessary noise, or a piece of shit like PF where you’ll be forever dyel but you can lift in peace and quiet.
I for one would recommend either getting a home gym or going to a gym serious enough that anyone dropping plates is strong enough that it seems reasonable.
There are so many wog manchildren at my gym grunting through their set of 20 on cable front raises. I want them to die.

Judging by the water bottle size that's either a chad or a monkey see monkey do shitskin twink who thinks he is Chad by drinking from a large water bottle.

My money is on the latter since that is some third world gym etiquette.

This guy was using the only squat rack for a whole HOUR doing one rep sets and taking 5 min breaks in between.
Finally thought he was done and he starts deadlifting right in front of the squat rack.

>just now, go borrow dip belt from front desk
>boomer talking rudely to reception girls
>wants to "suspend" his account because he thinks people are logging in with his account
>not possible unless he gave someone his ID card
>front desk girl says she can't do that
>starts yelling and sperging about it
>probably spent all his gym money on monsters and meth supplies

>tfw gym in a small city surrounded by rural community

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Narc on him

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jfc that can't be real, God bless you for putting up with that

>monkey see monkey do shitskin twink
That's the most accurate description I've seen
Good job user, you're a Jow Forums poet laureate

don't have bumper plates at my shitty gym

>only squat rack
Sounds like a small college gym, you need to upgrade user. But fuck that guy too.

Tell him that’s not cool and he should respect the equipment

both guesses are wrong, it's a fatfuck

he doesn't care. Gym staff doesn't care. The place only costs 30 bucks a month and is overcrowded at 80% of the week.

Everyone else

i just wish i was rich enough to get my homegym, i hate lifting with other people anywhere near me

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>deadlifting right in front of the squat rack.

this shit right here

this fucking makes my blood boil. YOU CAN DEADLIFT LITERALLY ANYWHERE IN THE GYM. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE SQUAT RACK

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the only person who sounds like a bigger faggot than him is you

Try setting up an elaborate ruse to frame him for sexual assault. Talk to the girls at the gym I’m sure they don’t like him either. Get him kicked out. if he is who you say he is, they’d probably buy it. Or just bully him

I have a guy just like this. No matter the weight, from 95lbs up to 275lbs (his max) he throws the bar at the ground on the descent of every rep. It's insane.

So, you don't politely tell him off but let your blood boil and rage post in a Japanese animation imageboard. Beta as fuck

I've told people to move before and they ALWAYS fight it, it's nuts. It's like they're offended that you came up with a better solution and don't want to admit it

Working off the rack
There's no excuse for forcing me to stand there and watch as you emulate a crippled eagle wildly swinging about for 8 to 10 'reps'.

>Go to college gym in a small military town
>Every day I hear these twink ROTC faggots talk about how badass they are, and how hard their PT (physical training) is
>Gym is very small, and the local sorority thots want to take up 3 pieces of equipment at a time while staring at their phones half the time
>I'll go up and ask them if they're using something, or if they're about done
>9/10 times they pretend not to hear or see me with their air pods in
>Been getting complaints from the staff because I just jump on the equipment and tell them no when they say "ummmm I was using that"

Why don't you dumbasses just go at night?
>go at 3am every other day
>only one other guy there walking on the treadmill
>no one sees my pathetic 40kg benches and 55kg deadlifts
>today other guy is leaving at the same time as me
>ask him if he comes every day since I see him both on even and odd days
>talk to him for a few minutes, says he used to lift but lost his wife last year and started drinking and overeating, now he's trying to lose the weight
>tell him I just started and I want to get big
>tells me to do low reps of heavy shit and recommends me a cheap whey brand
Overall a great experience. I love going to the gym, I'm just inside my head the whole time thinking about machine learning and the race war or whatever, and I always feel good afterwards.

Maybe cause you go into demanding Virgin mode rather than being normal about it. Fucking geed

I work at night 3-4 times a week dumbass.

>Hey can you move since you're not using the rack?
>"Why do you want me to move"
>Because i need the rack and you're not using it
>"Yeah but i only have 4 sets left"

>Work nights at hospital, sleep in the morning
>Only time I have for gym is a few hours before work at night
>Only place open in the area is the fitness center in the hospital itself
>It's free, so fuck it
>Years ago some guy donated a dumbbell set, a power rack, and some benches, otherwise just cardio machines
>One barbell
>Curry nigger doctor constantly using the rack for curls, just uses the empty bar, sometimes puts 10s and shit on it
>Nigger just use the curl bar, it's right over there
>Poo in loo med student doing sub 1pl8 deadlifts, always chalks up for it, leaving curry scented sweaty chalk caked on the bar
>Stuffs the shins of his socks with rubber gloves from the bench cleaning supplies because he's autistic about the bar against his shins
>These guys always wear track pants and polo shirts

I work security there so I don't exactly make a ton of money, but I'm desperately saving up for some home gym equipment. So sick of Chudpuddha tarding up the gym. I don't exactly have the time to wait for them to stop sperging up the bar and rack every night. The stereotypes are 100% true.

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It's called a pyramid set or a drop set, faggot

Lifting is only half the workout. You must also put them down

Have you tried not being poor?

unironically yes

Toronto?

Cant be real, I refuse to believe people are this retarded.
It has to be set up.

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One thing that drives me nuts is people at my gym take plates from one of the various holders around the place but then they don't put them back to the one they take them from so sometimes you'll go over to one looking for a plate that you need but it isn't there and you have to hunt it down. I contemplate about coming in one day just to distribute the plates evenly among all the racks and shit when no one is in, but don't want to be too autistic about it.

The only time that is better to go than the middle of the night is the middle of the day when everyone is at work.

I understand 1 and 2 but 3 is retarded

Some gyms don't have any room available

I get the weight slamming thing with heavy weights. Shit happens, your hands get sweaty & your grip starts failing,whatever. But on the other hand, there was this dude at my gym who would slam the weights no matter what, even if it was just the empty bar.

women breathing

This and when people someone grabs EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DUMBBELL. Like do they not understand gym etiquette?

>The only time that is better to go than the middle of the night is the middle of the day when everyone is at work.
Yeah, this. I took a look at the google reviews thing for my gym that has the activity meter for how many people go. The best times are 10am-1pm and 11pm-4am. I usually go around 11-12pm and leave 60-90 minutes later.

Hang out with that guy outside the gym bro, sounds like a solid dude.

I've noticed that the indians always ego to the cheapest gyms or the most expensive. And they always smell like a mix of curry, cigarettes and actual shit.

Walk over and grab the next weight up/down fucking retard, don't hog all of the fucking equipment like a retarded boomer

because we aren't NEETs who want to destroy our hormones and sleep schedule to avoid contact with other people like you autist

Or early in the morning when everyone is busy getting ready for school or work

yeah that's retarded, the only time I've ever made low noise with weight is when it's upper 100kg

loud*

I fucking hate people that slam down their 275 deadlifts and act like they’re hot shit, it’s like dude shut the fuck uppp there are no bumper plates fuck

I'm OP, it's real. My gym is a zoo.

Los Angeles.

I've been inside of tiny gyms. All of them have a space that's not directly in front of the rack.

i hate this

i do 3pl8 for reps and I at-least try not to slam it. I can understand people who are lifting heavy but some people just drop it

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>Dropping weights bad
found the faggot, dropping eeights arter your done your set is fun

>cold AC even though the weather outside is great
>Too many machines,cardio bullshit, basketball courts
>Strength section too crowded
>Walked into gym trying to get the squat rack
>Asian girl squatting 25s
>An hour later and she's still squatting those 25s
That's basically the whole problem with my stupid uni gym. People don't know how to lift so they just go in and fuck around near the benches and racks for hours

>Best gym in town is a 24 hour place filled with a bunch of plebian slobs that never wipe down their machines
>A “power lifter” once left a fuckin skid mark on the last pulldown seat when he knew I was waiting to use it after him
>99.9% of the people there use garbage form and when you try to help them they ignore you and are sometimes rude af
>people give me weird looks because I grunt when pressing 100lb dumbbells or atg squatting lmao4pl8s
>Worst part is that out of all the useless machines they have multiples of there’s no fucking Lat Pullover

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Somebody doesn’t lift to failure

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>the gym dragon is hoarding the weights again

listen buddy. it's the gym of the country club that I attend because I've got it good and my parents are LOADED, unlike yours. bitch.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE BITCH. I WILL FUCKING END YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? YEAH, DIDN'T THINK SO.
People like you making my blood curdle............I will snap your neck in half like a toothpick.........

sorry good sir, the previous post was directed at this peace of faeces, not you.

My college gym doesn't have any mirrors :'(

Women unironically. No sense of common courtesy, self-awareness or anything

Why dont you just take the shit you need lmao what is he gonna do, eat you?

>smells like shit
>only like a few dumbells, a bike and a pull up bar
>wait
>it's my house

I need to get some larger weights.

I'm doing a summer gig in the middle of the rocky mountains right now and the only gym that fits my scheduled is a 24/7 gym in town. The entire fucking place looks like it was bought on Craigslist or Nextdoor. There is 3 separate sets of dumbbells yet all three of them have about 50% of the weights missing. There are a handful of cardio machines and I shit you not they all are from pre-1990, no AC, the place gets flooded with skeeters if the doors are left open(they always are) and i've yet to see a single piece of eye candy to distract me from my gains.

That being said I still go 5-6 days a week and I'm thankful for it.

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People who slam light weight to the floor. I think if your lifting heavy weight, but i saw some faggot slamming 30 pound curl bar to the floor after 10 reps. It made me fucking furious. He just kept doing it

The 45lb plates are for display purposes only.

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What the actual fuck?

Do you give people unsolicited advice lmao

i waited 30 fucking minutes for a squat rack today

somebody fucking kill me

>That guy who takes his shirt off, even though it’s cool in the gym
>That guy who wanders around to see how much everyone’s lifting

??????????????

Without any doubt the dumbbell goblins who hoard 6 dumbbells for half an hour.

>1)
What I‘m I supposed to in between sets? Scratch my ass or stare at other people in the gym? Or take a 15 second break after a heavy set? I never understood faggots who have an issue with scrolling on your phone during a break. Mind your own fucking business.

oh no, how will I do my workout without the preloaded curl bars

OP here again, back with more faggotry.

there's literally only 1 loadable ez bar. If it's even on the same floor it's almost always taken. I'd prefer it if there were more.

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>tfw there used to be an irish faggot in my gym using the decline bench for those crunches
God I hated that fucking faggot he was always doing a fucking circuit and taking up several fucking benches I hope he got into an accident and got paralyzed

what pisses me off is that people walk right fucking behind me while I'm deadlifting like that's not going to fucking throw me off

>>Been getting complaints from the staff because I just jump on the equipment and tell them no when they say "ummmm I was using that"
God bless you user and good luck to you
You better be outlifiting those faggots though and showing them whose boss

>no trap bar
>single power rack
>single flat bench rack
>shitty music and videos selection
Still enjoying it, not crowded due to the price (whole $20 lmao) mostly boomers and chicks so racks aren't very used too.

you are the problem

The other day I was headed to the bench press and some 40s+ guy was using the bench, he had a sets of dumbells and was curling the bar for the bench press.

>look over to weight area 5 feet away
>several flat benches and plenty of space.
>Ask him politely if I could use the bench press
>he replies with " i got two more sets"
>i start to say something but cannot even begin to converse with his stupidity.
>he spends 20 minutes curling while straddling the bench and finally leaves
>gives me nasty look when walking past me

What is honestly wrong with people?

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>the same ~20 songs on repeat
>people leaving weights all over the place
>dyels taking up the only squat rack when there's a smith machine

literally all of this shit is stupid. off yourself fag

>wait a reasonable time to see if someone shows up to use a certain equipment
>if not, then just take it or use it
>if yes then just ask to use it in turns which may be obligated depending on the gym rules
>...
>profit
Just don't be an autistic sperg.

SOME FUCKER (shitkin of course) HOGGING THE SQUAT RACK DOING LMAO 0.5pl8 CURLS AND LMAO 0.125pl8 FOREARM CURLS FOR 20 MINUTES

Like every person in my gym picked up the habit of spraying a piece of paper towel and "cleaning" their equipment, even though it doesn't do shit. I'm pretty much the only person who actually carries the bottle over to a bench, sprays it thoroughly, then wipes it down. People give me the stink eye because they have to wait 10 seconds to get the bottle if I have it.
Other than that, it's pretty nice. I went last night at 6:00 pm and there was literally one other person there, and it's not a tiny gym.

>the same ~20 songs on repeat
Mine plays absolute fucking garbage from 2004 consistently, I've had to hear this utter trash nearly every fucking day for the last 5 months
youtu.be/aEcaXhWO7Ds

>it exists
I fucking hate my apartmen "cardio center." I have to bike two miles every gym day just to go somewhere with a fucking barbell in it