Slaps your gfs ass in front of you at the gym

Ask gf to file a sexual harassment case and he'll be probably in jail for a while, done with his modeling career for life, no companies would sponsor him and I'd send him Christmas cards.

Bullshit. Post story that’s fucking huge if true.

Suck him off then call him a faggot for coming from a dude's blowie.

Inshallah, brother

Slaps whose ass again?

>slaps your gfs ass
>tears forearm tendons
>gets taken away by ambulance
Nattymogged

This.

That pizza looks like shit

anklepick his bitch ass

Imagine cummin on that pizza, and then watching him take a slice with a nice amount of cum on it and eating it, wouldnt that be hilarious lmao

>using old pics

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hope he slaps my ass as well

CHAD EATS FUCKING PIZZA

Punch his liver and watch it explode

Kick his knee

and drinks beer, meanwhile you are eating oats and drinking milk but he will always look better than you.

Slap his dick.
Gently Squeeze his balls.
Lick nipple

He eats worse and yet he looks 10x better than you. Meanwhile you autistically weigh your food and make sure to do IF.

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Catch him on the jaw and drop him

yeah

smart, but shows insecurity

catastrophically redpilled

>eats fast food every once in awhile
>”durr he never eats healthy”

If you check his stories on IG and check his snaps you will know that he almost never eats healthy. Tren + T3 pretty much allow you to eat anything you want and not gain fat.

Overextend his arms and legs, so his tendons rip apart yet again. Then go for his boipuccy to assert dominance

>Oh yeah, right honey. I'll definitely file a claim against this Chad. Let me just go over to his house tonight to get the relevant details for the report.

Start with a fast slap to his face asking what he intends to do (refering to the butt smack to gf) followed with a combination to his face when he shows any type of reaction.

Can't just call it a day when he apologizes for it, though.

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>your gfs

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Remember that I do Muay Thai and give him a couple leg kicks. Big dudes like this used to be scary but once you know how to fight and realize these dudes gas out after 45 seconds you aren't intimidated at all.
Lmaoing at fags who think curling 45s make you tough

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>go to jail for assault
>chad recovers from your pathetic little shin kicks in 2 minutes and impregnates your gf while your cellmate TyQuan is violating your boipussy

Von Mogger is an ugly gimp now. should just stuck to doing gay ninja turtle porn

I have a gf?
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
HOW DID I DO IT?
WAS I DRUNK?

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he has great genetics but look at how hard he blasted from 18 - 26.

dudes organs are already wrecked

>Allah will behead the gymfidels

7

>still didn't post body
people make fun of him but he's still fucking big there dude, just nothing compared to what he was before.

Really just goes to show how much mass you can put on when you're juicing. Took him 3 years to get further than he could have reached natty in a lifetime of lifting.

he genuinely looks better here

replace his roids with estrogen
job done

>implying I'm not defending my gf from sexual assault from Brad
>implying I wouldn't slap up tyrones scrawny ass
Lmaoing even harder

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>tfw you look like a kid at 24, but already have wrinkles at sides of mouth.

begin ranting about NIGGERS, FAGGOTS, AND JEWS

What happens if you're fit and eat a pizza every week?

I am only ranting on faggots because they are insufferable with their faggotry. Anime, homoerotic shit, etc

Imagine if niggers or Jews pushed their shit in every other thread the way faggots do.

>Going to jail for assault
>After a fight that people could see was started by him
Hello white suburban soccer mom

GTFO here with your cuck fantasy

>slap his ass back
>you like that fuckboy? me and you, in the showers in 15 mins, no lights on
Hoping he doesn't retaliate with something gayer, if he does, it's pretty much gg for me but they rarely do. If he gets angry I either tell him to fuck off or try to chest-bump the cunt away.

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Why is your gf in men's prison you fag?

achmed is unto something, but I not aprove of his methods

Thank him for the high five

jerk off in his protein shake.

Muslims are so fucking based

Tell him to see me in the locker room in 5 minutes, bring me a bottle of jack and I'll bring the pure strikes.

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