What's the lowest-caloric way to get drunk?

What's the lowest-caloric way to get drunk?

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straight shots of gin with no chaser

Vodka tampon in your ass.

whisky pure or + diet coke

This, but drink red wine if you actually want to make it
It worked for the ancient Romans and Greek, and it's working for me too

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Diet Soda and rum or vodka.

Diet Coke and rum (a white rum)

Or a Diet Orange Soda and Rum

Don't consume any carbs or fats or anything with calories in it other than the alcohol itself.

Methanol

Vodka or pure ethanol.

I see what you did there. Oh wait, I don't.

GHB

Be American. They can get drunk from a couple of beers.

must be watered down. getting drunk is unseemly

unironically this

damn straight i do

Mix drugs and alcohol or just drugs

Mix in a scoop of proton power and you'll be fine.

Shrooms
100% natural, low calorie, good for both physical and mental health

The heaviest darkest microbrew ipa possible. The more syrupy the lower in calories. Bonus, if you only see chubby bald men with unkempt beards drinking it, without a doubt it has health benefits

running

Ethanol injected into veins. Know some medfags done it before. If you even slightly fuckup the mixture or dosage tho you'll likely die

vodka and milk
also this. dont drink often and you wont need to drink so much.

our most popular beers arent brewed, and arent really beers. Its just a hoppy alcohol concoction dissolved in water. u euro fags should try some bud light or miller light if you want to know how good you have it.

This

If you're talking social drinking, gin and tonic with lime

Dont eat. You get drunk quicker and you get less fat.

Butchugg or vaporize it and smoke it

alcohol is shit for your body if you're going to get drunk it doesn't make sense that you would give a shit about calories

This is the actual answer.
If you wanna get drunk without shoving shit up your ass, vodka and tequila are generally the lowest calorie shots.
Everclear will do it too if you can stand the stuff.

aspirin + 1 glass of whatever with alcohol content
apsirin is a bloodthinner and will cause ethanol to transport to liver&co and react faster. Obviously dont overdo it, otherwise you will see yourself in hospital. Doing meds + alcohol is never a good idea. But if you wanna feel like an asian do exactly that

Drinking through a straw

vodka

Asians can get drunk from one beer

vodka