I have sort of a big ass for a guy and my gf always makes fun of me for it...

I have sort of a big ass for a guy and my gf always makes fun of me for it. I don't want to do squats because I'm scared it'll get bigger. wat do?

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get fucked in the ass

Post butt

Make your upper body bigger. If your ass is just fat then working it will burn off the fat before you get into asylum demon mode you doofus

>specialize in squats
>become pic related
>sit on your gf's fucking face

the end

Just do squats. You have to looksmax your ass. She teases you but secretly finds it hot and wishes it were more muscular. Probably.

is your gf making fun of it because its a shitty fat ass?

or does she genuinely think muscle power asses arent attractive, cus then shes a dumb foid going against her own evolutionary mate choosing instincts

it's possible. how do i know if my gf likes muscular asses

Post girlfriends ass, and your ass.

Actually just the girlfriend's ass.

She’s jealous

OP here. It's a little big but not too bad. I'm just self conscious now because of my gf teasing me. Isn't a strong ass alpha?

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now girlfriends ass.

Holy shit, do you only train your legs? Your entire upper body looks tiny.

girls like a big ass. They may not say it or even deny liking it, but they like to grab it a lot

both or neither

OP here. might as well be me but without a dyel upper body

Big ass is the way to go, I bent down at a party once and a bunch of girls said i was thicker than they were and it was kinda hot

Show asshole.

How is my leg and ass development? Been squatting heavy 3 - 4 times a week.

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Almost dyel

id say you have the ass of a beginner. Definitely bigger than average guy's asses

At what point will I start to put on glute size ? I'm squatting 315 but I feel like I stopped making mass gains around 225.

quit being a self concious cunt. Girls love my big ass

literally skip leg day and only work your upper body for the next three months

Stop skipping calves

All these newfags falling for the obvious bait

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I know people say don't skip leg day, but you might want to workout your chest at least once in awhile

>1. Post butt
>2. Await judgment
>3. Have your gf eat your ass

Do them. Your gf probably likes it. Some chicks in my wrestling team used to grab my ass because it was big. Pretty good feel

She does

What are the goat calf exercises

Bro, bitches love big strong big man asses.
Work on it even more.
If she's making fun of you for it she really likes it.