Jesus christ Jow Forums i had a dream that my father fucked my ex in front of me and i was beating the shit out of him...

jesus christ Jow Forums i had a dream that my father fucked my ex in front of me and i was beating the shit out of him with my kettlebells and that dude didn't even get a scratch

what the fuck

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the last part is a natural part of any nightmare, the rest? Insecurities and freudian circus.

That's cool bro means you think your dad is strong as fuck and a slayer. He probably really is. Also don't worry, I was dreaming that I was fucking my mother while little sister was giving me orders on positions.

uhhh

Sometimes it be like it do, you know?

my dad is weak as shit and my ex has daddy issues. it just baffles me why it was my dad since he is the ultimate cuck and she is dating some piece of shit actor from a soap opera right now, in his 40s with a bike

i mean christ lord almighty, why.
My dad can't even bench press for shit and that actor nigga does crossfit and box

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>in his 40s with a bike
what, a motorbike? that's cool enough, I hope he is not using public transportation.

an indian motorcycle i ment
Nigga is in his 40s and she in her 20s

i am in my 30s

i am furious beyond the horizon of the universe
She recently moved in with that dickhead right next to my gymbros place, so now i can't visit my homie after the gym and play some halo because of that cow having her bedroom in front of my bros kitchen window

>this entire thread

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>She recently moved in with that dickhead right next to my gymbros place, so now i can't visit my homie after the gym and play some halo because of that cow having her bedroom in front of my bros kitchen window
jesus fucking christ you must be making this shit up. nobody gets so fucked by luck

no brah. i was just as shocked as you are
to make matters even worse he lives two blocks away. I can't go to my local walmart on the weekends, just to not get cucked

i couldn't believe this shit until he showed me recordings of them fucking through the window

shit on his porch lmao, just for your own amusement

apartment complex

why are you letting your ex control where you go and what you do? what's she gonna do? stare at you? worst comes to worst she speaks to you, you can just ignore her

>was kid
>sleep with mom in bed
>put hand in bra
>mom wakes up with my hand on her bare tit
>i had dirty dream
>she still never said anything about it but it was very awkward.

>be 13
>older cousin fucks me in the ass
>have damaged life forever

then in front of his door, or on his car

based

so your cusin is gay?

i think buddy that the problem is that i didn't get laid since the past 3 years after the split
i spent my time going to the gym, working and playing games and/or drinking after the departure

While she on the other hand went onto sucking off 60 yo dentists or going to heavy metal gigs like rammstein and shit

i literally have nothing to face her, she lives a happy life while i am miserable. You nibbas said that everything would be great if i went full gymbro mode and devote my life for bettering myself and shit.

the muscles and the money don't fill the void, they just fuel my hate towards her

yes brother that could be true, but does she know that? all she knows is you're jacked as fuck now. you can bury ur misery deep inside while you see her at the grocery store. you can fix your mental later on. but for now, just come across as happy and big as possible

>implying he's jacked

yes she knows. Sadly my closest friend works with her at the strip club and tells her gossip about me. She's lyin about being happy that i am doing fine.

I know she's a lying cumbucket, she can fool everyone else. Not me.

i know Nastya that you're fucking older men cause you have no dad

this erp isn't erotic when can i cum