Day 7 of nofap

>day 1 of no fap
>furious morning boner and wet dream
>masturbate to it
>rinse repeat

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if i fapped 4 times yeserday but still get morning wood is that good?

So theres no alternative? Not sex, not drinking, but literally just chokeslamming the pp all day? Why not just fuck a hooker or even a consenting animal?

>day 44 on test e
>fap all day
>painful erections when seeing anything remotely feminine

>being so low test you don't get morning woods without nofap

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I watch porn and jerk off after having sex with my wife. It’s really pretty pathetic desu

Wow, no shit? You don’t relieve yourself and you get boners? Maybe you don’t get morning wood because you’re a low T Bitch, not because you play with your peeper.

>day 283 of nofap
>fail
>proceed to fap thrice daily the next 5 days

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Are you truthful?
When I did nofap I really got morning wood all the time.
The only thing I hated was wet dreams
(and having that godly fap from time to time)

Must be nice being 14

>day 0 of nofap
>rock hard in the morning

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I get worse morning wood the more I beat the shit out of my dick

>He lets his kegel muscles atrophy
Training kegel muscles is one of the best things I ever decided doing. Harder, more frequent erections, orgasms feel way better and even stimulation itself, cumshots look way more impressive. Literally no reason not to do it.

Patrician fetish desu. I have a hard time finishing and I don't come at all during drunken one night stands. The thought of exploding by merely being touched through my pants is so fucking hot. Most of my wet dreams are of me being teased by a hot chick and coming prematurely.

Probably not as hot irl though. But that's true for a lot of fetishes.

I don't believe you
Only happens to nofappers and horny teens
regularly

Better start believing then sunshine. Had a shameful nut yesterday, got drunk and today I woke up with a full erection.

Enjoy it while it lasts, before the ED sets in.

Okay,btu doesn't happen every day though

ED comes from watching too much porn, not nofap

Tell that to my dick.

morning wood is just caused by blood pressure difference between the heart sleeping, at rest, and waking up
you're getting them, if you are, because you're making your body tense

Really? Damn

Week 4 here. Morning woods never left. Only have gotten stronger.

also keeps you from pissing yourself in your sleep

Bullshit. You get nocturnal emissions throughout the night as you sleep, and especially in the morning because that's when your testosterone levels are highest.

It is almost like a drug addiction but after you nut you feel like a worthless piece of shit

Yes bro if I can do it nyone can. I tried multiple times but my longest was 3 weeks before that. That time I was just really determined until I suddenly thought like this:
"E
Well didn't that one study say that test resets every week? Should i really go through with this? I wanna fap so badly man (woke up with boner).
Then the next couple of days I fapped to whatever shit I missed out on

>never get morning wood
>give up porn a year ago
>morning wood every day since

Same here. Woke up this morning feeling ok. was feeling horny but not much wood. Began thinking about sex with my ex from 3 years ago. Was rock hard. God damn, I'll never forget that feeling. I was thinking about killing my 70+ day streak. Instead, I got out of bed, made some coffee and in the process of slapping together a shitty online dating profile.

Really sick of this shit. I'll slay anything right now. An old fat cow? Mentally unstable bitch? A top tier trap? I'll take it.

>A top tier trap?
enjoy your AIDS. I guess this is proof that nofap doesn't cure degeneracy in everyone

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I'm 26 and I get a semi when I talk to women must be sad being a low test faggot lmaooo

>post nut is almost always filled with 15 Minute period of crippling depression and regret
Do people really do this? Whenever I’m done jerking off I just pat myself on a back and feel a satisfaction of a job well done and either go to sleep or go on with my day.

I immediately turn off the porn out of disdain for the degeneracy I've done, then forget about it in a minute or so.

>Walk by nerdy female coworker
>shes got a nice meaty ass
>uncontrollable urge to bend her over and give her the D

>doesnt fap so he can get morning woods that he doesnt use

since it was uncontrollable, when are you facing charges?

Bro motning wood makes me feel so powerful, like I'm on top of the world

Epic blog post you Jow Forumsnofap redditor.Upvoted

>week 15 of doing cardio 4-5 times a week
>have achieved all the effects that nofap claims and more
>realize no fappers are fatties

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