Fact is...

Fact is, you should NEVER EVER drink anything with protein in it as the protein will be either lodged in your kidney or just be pissed out. Milk? Protein shakes? All scams. Liquid protein only works for infants who cannot chew. Once your teeth come through, your manuganilmanic system automatically declines liquid protein in an effort to force the body to start physical solid protein intake via chewing. The only thing that can be processed in liquid drinks is FAT AND SUGAR. Protein in liquid will not do anything for you and this is backed by 100% scientific research.

Stay away from protein powders too. It’s all a scam.

Eat chicken, beef, eggs, beans, corn, apples, rice, sausages, lentils for protein.

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are you saying i swallowed all that cum for nothing?

>OP

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Cum is physical solid protein, believe it or not. It’s not the same as cheese water from cow tits.

so you say if i put lentils in my soup the protein has magically dissappeared?

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No, the solid particles will remain for a few hours, but the protein gets damaged by heat and liquid over time and will be rendered completely obsolete and ruined. Don’t do it.

>the protein gets damaged by heat
now you're saying i shouldn't cook my food at all. wtf is wrong with you?

>b-but i'm just pretending to be retarded!

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By liquid AND heat. Boiling. Don’t boil protein. Why do you think boiled chicken makes you lose weight? Because of protein damage.

Fuckoff milk drinker. I bet you’re loving those estrogenic man titties.

Lies. It doesn't matter if the protein us destroyed. You body doesn't use the protein you consume because it's from another organism.
What your body uses is amino acids that make the protein.
Do you know why eggs turn white when fried? Heat denaturalises protein, changing the colour and composition, but the aminoacids are the same, just in a different "order"

protein is being shilled its real name is epstein after its creator

lmao retard

that's true, except it's not
where the fuck would you even hear that

i wonder how do humans survive on intravenous diet

>The only thing that can be processed in liquid drinks is FAT AND SUGAR
gonna start blending up pizza and drinking it to negate all the carbs

kekked

Carbs ARE fat and sugar you absolute retard.

Blending up a pizza and boiling it would keep

-Salt content
-Sugar Content
-Fat Content
-Carb content
-Almost all calories EXCEPT those from protein

Boiling a pizza would destroy all of the good protein. Why do you think milk is pasteurized? To KILL all bacteria (good protein)

still no sauce

Nope. No protein in sauce either, idiot.

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everything has liquid inside. this translates into "don't cook your food".

You can cook your food without boiling it though dude

By definition, carbs are not fat. Fat is it's own macro-nutrient. Sure carbs can easily contribute to body-fat, but that is not the same as dietary fat.

Redpilled and, I cannot stress this enough, redpilled

Uh, sweaty, all carbs are either fat or sugar. If it was it's own "macro-nutrient" as you idiotically suggest, it would have it's own calorie content which is false. The calories either belong to sugar or fat, not "MUH CARBS HURRRR MUH DICK CARBS" you completely retarded nigger.

what can i eat to make my ingesting system stop workung?
after all my body makes a liquid out of all the food i eat, then my guts suck out all the water to make my shit solid again.
should i stop chewing my food? what can i do against my stomach acid decomposing my protein?
getting fit is so hard

but what about the water inside the food?

If heat and liquid interfere with protein powder
then I can just put my scoops in the fridge and eat it by the spoonful afterward. Easy.

the protein usually absorbs the water if there is less water than protein. No worries.

More protein, Less water = Optimal gains
Less protein, More water = Ruined gains

all fruits and vegetables are bad for me and meat should always be dry and impossible to chew. thanks for your advice dude. now i can finally get big.

You forgot about cold.
You'll ruin and deform your protein if it's chilled.
This is worse than simply boiling it. When boiling your protein, or adding heat/liquid, you're destroying it to the point of 0 return. It no longer has value.

When you CHILL or FREEZE your protein, you're deforming your protein which will lead to it turning into pure fat. Ever eat frozen chicken nuggets? I DARE YOU to try to gain muscle with those. You'll only get fat and nauseous.

DO. NOT. CHILL. YOUR. PROTEIN.

Heat + Protein = Destroyed
Cold + Protein = Fat Conversion

what a newfag
sauce=source

and always stay dehydrated for optimal gainz. 1l of sterilized water a day is enough.

protein is a critical point substance an any change in temperature, moisture, or barometric pressure will KILL protein. Love your protein, keep your protein in a lifeproof case. Get an otterbox for your protein.

who's the real newfag here?

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how can i cut my bloodstream around my liver? liver is around 60°C hot. why is my liver killing my gainz?

OP here
crayons are the ultimate bulking food. i eat 10 crayons a day for 2years now and my muscles exploded.
daily reminder to eat more crayons

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brb, getting crayons

>manuganilmanic

I can make up words too, you festizio

>implying I made up manuganilmanic

Have you tried looking this up on google or wikipedia, you complete Hamanstafat?

Is this bait or?

How come this thread is up but the calisthenics thread got deleted?

because calisthenics SHOULD NOT be done when in combination with high protein intake or it'll BE RUINED or CONVERT to FAT

The absolute state of Jow Forums

based and redpilled

So? Can't I just take my protein powder without water?

You can take it with water as long as there is already NATURALLY-OCCURRING protein in it

Based and redpilled. Started BOCAD, three weeks ago, sex drive gone through the roof and making pr's almost every workout

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>why yes I do drink a gallon of milk a day

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So all foods are fine including protein powdsr because all protein is naturally occuring.

>it's "autists get obsessed over macros but forgot to lift" episode again

No, protein itself is poison. It's only found in chicken, meat and eggs. You need at least 1g of sugar in your diet to counteract the poisonous effects.

FUCK man it's like I'm teaching a bunch of kids basic nutrition.

>Why do you think boiled chicken makes you lose weight? Because of protein damage.
Now I know it's a bait and everyone in this thread is a retard for falling for it.

>It's only found in chicken, meat and eggs

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Prove to me that boiling chicken doesn't damage protein structure. I'll be waiting, IDIOT.

Yep, you heard me.

Meat, Chicken, Eggs.

Milk protein doesn't count. Protein in grains/nuts is fake protein that doesn't really "count" as protein. It's a USDA scam. I promise you.

retard

lol'd so hard at rice, corn apples and lentils for protein what the fuck is wrong with you vegtards? How can you compare pet food like that to beef and eggs? Idiot.

who's the real retard here?
I bet you drink BANG because "MUH CREATINE FOR MUH DICK" you worthless fucking D-YELL NIGGER

>Eat chicken, beef, eggs, beans, corn, apples, rice, sausages, lentils for protein.

ye but be careful not to chew them whatsoever because they will become liquid when they mix with your saliva

You're just a carnivore conspirator

Saliva isn't water though you complete idiot. Saliva is protein itself.

So can I get enough protein if I keep swallowing my own saliva?

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It doesn't matter if it does. Your body destroys the protein by itself on purpose in the stomach. The fuck do you think digestion is? The structure of the protein gets purposely undone so that you have single amino acids derived from a protein by the time it needs to be absorbed by your small intestine.

You forgot to mention that stomach acid destroys other acids such as amino and abeano

the fuck are you even on about retard. lol

The whole stomach is ruining your gains, it literally dissolves all the protein in acid duh. Real pros inject eggs into there legs

saliva is 99% water, you cretin

you're black, shutup and enjoy your fake protein conspiracy muscles, JEW

You lose all your muscle on intravenous diets

real pros force 10whole eggs up their rectum daily.
eggs come from chickenass, to absorb all the protein correctly you need to shove them up your own ass. flawless logic here.

its healthier if you just push the egg(s) up in your rectum where absorption is fastest

You for having to go to imgur.

kek

100% based I'm glad I came to fit

Real pros do inject protein now, but before modern technology they would take it rectally to bypass the intestines. Two boiled eggs and a sausage three times a day.

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Only one sausage

Literally any form of cooming "damages" protein compared to its raw structure. Thats literally the point of cooking and what sets us apart from beasts. We use an outside source of energy to primarily break down our food so that our bodies can easily disassemble the food into useable components. Cooking our food literally allows us to gain more nutritional goodies from less food. You're retarded.

>100% scientific research
Post it

One sausage per every two boiled eggs. If you don't have the correct fat to cholesterol ratio then you're body won't absorb it.

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Just been breakfastpilled

I know this is bait but it actually made me mad wtf

I guess some one boiled your brain

if you're chewing your food, it's basically liquid mush by the time it reaches your stomach. are you swallowing your meat whole OP?

He's swallowing everybody's meat whole.

how about you shove my solid protein slab up the back end of your manuginobili system

Alright so I'll just add less water to my protein and make it a pudding. Checkmate atheist

Kys faggot

source: me

Die nigger!!!

DIE NIGGER!!!!!!!!

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Because calisthenics is the ultimate red pill and this board just isn't ready for it

Rare steaks forever it is

Holy shit op is retart

Tfw the pizza used Tabasco instead of marinara

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Thank you for your cervix

The protein powder I put in my morning glass of water keeps me feeling full until lunch. In that respect, it does the same job as any other equivalent protein I've had for breakfast.

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>Milk? Protein shakes? All scams.
So you're saying that babies metabolize milk differently than adults? Proof?

>all that
h-how many loads we talking?

It's impossible to piss protein you fucking nigger. Your kindeys don't filter it out of your bloodstream

How many calories could I boil out of one chicken breast?

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