Describe “that zoomer” at your gym.
>see zoomer who is dyel pacing back and forth under the pull up bar shouting out baboon rap lyrics. Grabs pull up bar and twists his hips back and forth for a few seconds. Goes back to pacing back and forth while rapping.
Literally the worst fucking generation.
There's a family coming to my gym, dad is a bro with a fuckhuge back and a gut but his son is a pathetic lanklet that just sits on the machine watching some shit on the phone, only doing few reps when dad comes near him.
There’s a group of zoomers who go to my gym and they talk about the most dumbass bro science myths. Very annoying.
Holy fuck the accuracy
>"ya bro think I peaked natty looking for some tren haha you know where I can get some bro haha"
>bounces 135 off his chest on smith machine
>instagram caption "gettn swole"
that boomer at your gym
>be me
>exercising
>boomers like OP walking 0.05mph on the treadmill and talking about that cute 15 year old girl at reception
>other boomers doing half-assed faggot curls
>some other boomers with giant fucking guts doing pull downs on each other
>le ultimate boomer comes in
>Criss Angel but in his 60s, walks around the gym for 45 minutes, does one curl, then leaves
>proceeds to tell the Lauras at the Wawa how much he hates millenials and how they should all serve 2 years in the marine corps minimum
>hates millenials and how they should all serve 2 years in the marine corps minimum
Based. Too bad you faggots would shit it up more than congress already did
this image is old fart cope. no memes for your age faggot suck it up.
t. 22yo boomer
>that beta zoomer who makes up stories to cope with being a skinny fat twink
Lmao’ing @ your life f a m
zoomers are retarded but I unironically like them more than millennial, who are overwhelmingly leftist cuck losers and annoying as all hell
See this
Also I'm in my 30s. Boomers are just objectively hollow scarecrow people.
>beats headphones
>skinny af
>only goes in groups of 3+ standing around a single machine
Oh man, but none of them are as bad as Generation X bisexuals who name their Autistic Unvaccinated children, that they have at age 50, Sheila and refuse to supervise them in public.
boomers are a generation that are better off than their parents and also better off than their children, they were given everything and left nothing
I don't hate gen x that much, I would say they're roughly on par with millennials, maybe better overall
greatest generation > zoomers > gen x ~ millennials > boomers
Switch zoomers with gen x ~ millenials and I agree
>ITT: people talking about actual boomers and getting responses about the meme version of “boomers”
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Nope. Zoomers are less leftist and you don't have to listen to their bs concerns.
There are like 3 zoomers who all look almost identical and look like they're just starting SS or SL.
They're nice though, I'm 99% sure they're either about to go to college or back for the summer
Is there a version of this but for beta millennials?
they're better off than everyone because they consumed almost everything they possibly could, shit all over the table, retired at a nice ft lauderdale dementia hospital, and just expect somebody else to pick the mess up after them.
They're all squatting like 200kg at mine because my gym caters all the school sports and coaches kids as young as 4.
no fucking way. I hate millennial fags with their sjw left wing bullshit. zoomers are annoying because they're teenagers, millennials are annoying because of everything about them.
I wish I could have been directly after the greatest generation. I get along so much better with my grandparents than any other generation. I feel like they're the only ones who actually understand the world. my grandma is a nice polite person who loves classical music and spent all her money investing in real estate that is now worth a fortune for the family. my boomer dad is retired and spent this last weekend yelling at the guys at the golf store for the 3rd time because they didn't get the grips EXACTLY right on his custom golf clubs, and went to the porsche dealership to yell at them that the shifter isn't as good as he remembers shifting being in the old days.
This. Zoomers are really nice. They even look at older people for advices, differently from i-know-everything i-am-better-than-you millennials.
t. Millennial
self righteousness is easily the worst character trait of millennials
>loses motivation when seeing people with heavier weight
tfw group of 4 zoomer friends do near every exercise imaginable but on a smith machine
A lot of them are generally loud & retarded, doing the exercises with too much weight & really bad form. I won't say anything though because they don't have dedication & it doesn't seem to be bad enough to hurt them.
On the other hand, there was one that I feel bad for because he came in with his boomer dad(?) who looked like something straight out of the meme pics he was forced by him to do curls at some ridiculously high weight for a beginner because "I lifted that much when I was your age!". I honestly feel bad for that kid, because he's probably been scared off of exercise due to his dad giving shitty advice.
Go to gym thats good.
Do stupid shit at gym, thats bad
I go to a small gym now but when visiting senpai and shit i go to regular gym.
>Be me at 24hr fitness
>Old fuck wants to be power lifter
>Gut of a thousand moons wrist straps and elbow sleves.
>im doing dumbell bench
>Look over and hes doing dumbell bench. Hes looking around. Finds /fraud asks him for spot.
>i hit my set using 75's im trying to go up but this guy has the 85's
>doing half reps grunting loudly(at least not yelling)
>im trying to find the other sufficient weights but all are taken.
>Fuck it go heavier grab 90's mad cuz old fuck has muh weights and isn't using them, i asked if i could use them and he said he had a few sets to go.
>IF i die im going to make sure this gramps knows what proper ROM and Form are.
>I knock out 6 reps perfectly. Im so fucking proud of myself.
No one sees, not gramps or his /fraud spotter. I don't need regognition fuck it.
>Old fuck does his bull shit again, he gets mires from twinks and props from spotter.
Why? Why do people incourage such retardation?
what a retarded post, you're complaining because some old guy got attention and not you? what a fag lol
>He got attention for half reps
Shit rom and bad form should not be given any attention except to be ridiculed and fixed.
does weightlifting near the mirrors
The amount of zoomers that are casually on gear worries me. I see plenty of 16 year olds in my gym openly talking about these elaborate stacks including a laundry list of research chemicals, peptides, SERMs, SARMs and DNP. And these aren't lifelong athletes either, they are just kids that started some basic bitch PPL they found posted on Instagram... didn't get results immediately so they reach for r/steroidsources or whatever and get gear. But still don't know how to train or have discipline so they take everything they can buy with bitcoin. Not to mention all these high school girls NEED these monster brappers and thighs so they naturally take Var.
Not that any of those things specifically bother me, I'm just afraid that if this continues to be an epidemic... some shit will inevitably happen and they'll crack down on sterons across the board despite 20 years of laxing because there's more knowledge out there than ever.
SEETHING ZOOMER COPE ALERT
have sex
>135 on smith machine
what did he mean by this?
will these stacks give me maximum aesthetics and gains with little effort and near instant gratification? if so w2c
Nah the greatest generation, at least in the US, France and England fought for the destruction of the west. I wish I could've tortured them all to death.
110 on the 25lb smith bar
Back to Jow Forums, edgelord
>burger
Nah, Spain. We were on the right side... kind of... too bad José AntonioPrimo de Rivera as killed and that faggot Franco got into power.
>see zoomer who is dyel pacing back and forth under the pull up bar shouting out baboon rap lyrics. Grabs pull up bar and twists his hips back and forth for a few seconds. Goes back to pacing back and forth while rapping.
sounds like you got ALPHAMOGGED faggot