Describe you're latest mire

>tfw can't tell if I've gotten mires
I mean, I can objectively see my body has changed in these past 7 months of lifting and leading a somewhat healthier life (minus the chronic functional alcoholism), some days I look at myself in the mirror and I can't help but flex and mire whatever definition I see, other days I look at my wide hips and love handles and hate them (myself) a little bit. I just keep on grinding.
Pretty much nobody does free weight stuff at my gym, and I've never ever seen anybody else deadlift/OHP, so I kind of get stared at when doing my lmao2.5pl8 DLs or clean and Press:tm: lmao0.75pl8. That's nice I guess. Couple of weeks ago when I was just below 2pl8 diddlies, this guy looked at the bar, looked at me and gave me a thumbs up, but I was wearing my gymcel frown and he turned away. Lots of teenage thots at my gym so I gotta be careful not to be caught staring.

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I know you make minimum wage. I’ll pay you 500 for a blowjob behind the Jedi temple.

>be me, 22
>Got moved to another office at work
>Last office was full of fatasses boomers
>6/10 thot, around 28 maybe, went yesterdey to new office to see my superior
>"Hey user we miss you already"
>Side hugs me with one arm
>Squeezes my shoulder while letting off from hug
>She came as well today
>Wearing a long sleeve and and fiddles with my sleeve
>Mfw her bf works at the same place
I pay her no mind as I believe she is clinging to the last of her youth and I dont even find her attractive enough, but it was over a year ago since I finished uni that a girl mired me like that

>at work
>really cute girl with permablush (we work in cold)
>decide to chat her up with some work stuff
>she takes the bait instantly
>rest of the day we smile to eachother and shit
>next week see her during break picking up food at company restaurant thing place
>im wearing tight shirt and im looking pretty thick breh (im not super jacked but i have good frame and im 6'2 200+ lbs)
>she stares at my chest for few seconds, then my face, then realizes she is first in line, does erratic moves as the cashier speaks to her
>i just smirk and walk past

She is really thin and has cutest smile, i know she has snapchat so i kinda want to ask her whats her id or something but i only see her like once per 3 weeks
I bet she has small cute feet

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At work
>hot fit coworker touches my back
>"uuh nice muscles"

With my gf, haven't seen each other for more than a month
>"hey look my abs are getting ripped"
>she touches my abs
>"ew gross"

>mfw

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>sort of a job interview (they're looking for volunteers)
>damn user, you play sports or something?
>I work out
>nice

the end

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underage girls always mire me but I get fuck all from older women

I like how all the Disney park Reys are significantly more attractive than the actual Rey

>hot and humid outside
>finish workout, get hit with rain
>shirt is soaked
>unbutton it, roll up the sleeves, take the bus home
>everyone mirin'

You know what to do

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>work with decent 7/10 girls
>they always starts unnecessary conversations
>one slaps my forearms all the time
>some make me go to basement to get stuff with them because they're afraid of a ghost
>ghost isn't even mean
>the girls I'm into outside of work don't give me any attention
>one I like in particular just seems afraid of me
>makes sense because I'm probably 3x her size, even when I'm at my skinniest.
>whatever, I don't want my children to be manlets

she thought you forgot how to do it so she decided to show you

Just bang her

>ghost isn't even mean
I think I'd like to hear about this ghost. Did he have any advice for ethereal gains?

Tbh I'd fuck her badly, but I don't want to cheat or quit my gf, even if she is getting a little flabby and she knows I like fit girls

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Complete failure to use the Wii Fitness line

The ghost isn't even that bad, he just likes to fuck with people by yelling their name and slamming stall doors open. I'm pretty sure he's the ghost of some mafia guy

>500

lmao, make it 5000 or rey's disney pimp will behead you with a lightsaber

>tell a 14 year old that's hitting on me that I'm 25 and she should leave me alone
>she responds "so?"

tfw the hottest Rey isn't the real Rey and is from Kansas

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uWu

>make dinner and have a glass of wine with date
>sitting on couch and talkng after eating
>she can’t keep her hands off of my arms and back
>start making out
>she asks me to take my shirt off
>her eyes get big and she smiles
>”so this is what you’ve been hiding under there”
thanks fit, without this place i would have never had the confidence to even go for this girl. we’re all gonna make it

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breh come on now, Pure Rey is x10 better than Kansas Rey's alien lookin ass

> having fun with friends in the sea
> see some girl I went to the school with
> went to her to say hi, talk a bit
> she is with her qt friend
> short, tanned, small tits, nice ass
> girl I went to school asks me why are you so tanned
> I-i just spend a lot of time on the beach, I guess
> Qt says, well it looks like you spend a lot of time in the gym, too.
Its not much, but I'll take it, I liked her few years ago, but nothing happened between us.

my best friend told me my arms are actually pretty big, which boosted my confidence a ton. Btw he also lifts

well done user keep at it

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you're gonna regret staying with your gf user just fuck the fit girl

Make your coworker touch your abs and your gf touch your back instead.

Once some black dude complimented my squats. Haven't seen him since. Also, hurt my knee and haven't been squatting. Sorry for sad semi-mire.

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fucking 13-14 year old girls are way bolder than they should be sometimes

Mmmm Mini Rey is definitely the cutest and most chill in her videos though

>see old co-worker
>hey user you doing well? you're looking well.. REALLY well

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>I bet she has small cute feet

Aaaaand you ruined it.

That's a minus (-) mire

>you're

Newfag

>waiting in line to buy jeans
>group of underage teen girl mallrats in the store
>feel them notice me
>they're giggling
>one of them comes over to me and feels the jeans in my hands
>says "are you sure those are big enough for you... down there?" while she looks at my crotch
>gives me the up and down checking you out eyes
>I stammer out some really autistic shit I can't remember what I said
>she leaves over to her friends and I can feel them watching me until I leave the store
fucking underage girls. I swear I'm more awkward around underages than girls my own age. I do everything I can to avoid them. that shit is just uncomfortable. it's like they know they have the power to destroy your entire life.

>walk into chicfila
>gonna get them grilled chicken easy protein
>hottie eating with her dad
>she cant stop mirin
>dad notices
>looks at me as i walk by
>mog the shit outta him
>hottie faints
>impregnate her while wholesome conservative chicfila staff cheers
>dad hands me a wad of cash to spare him
>calls me son
>say nothing and leave

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This is the best type of compliment

Anyone that isn't a perv or have Aspergers is entirely more awkward around underage. Don't worry about it user. You honestly can't even address the comment as a negative cause they could just say you were coming onto them first and you're fucked.

They're in the peak of puberty discovering their sexuality and the little-dicked, round-faced, short manlets in their cohort don't attract them as much as a grown, muscular, man
There's no malice behind it. They just want to be split in half while suffocating in your chest hair and getting crushed under your large frame, something a teenage boy can't do
It'd probably be one of the greatest experiences of your life
But don't do it

>rowing on the concept 2 for dat dere warmup
>Girl that always stares me, stares
She gives me a bitch face Everytime that I see her and purposely ignores me while walking past me, but still stares when I'm away. It's like she doesn't realize there are mirrors everywhere so I know when she is around.

fpbp

>date says "heh dad is going to be on a trip friday. Heh"
>" Wanna come to my place user?"
>"Yeah sure why don't we watch blade runner 2049 or something. That movie is great"
>"... Yeah, blade runner...( Sounds a little bit disappointed)
>Realize she's talking about sex
>I was a virgin at the time
>Go there, visibly nervous
>"Feel at home, I don't bite, user"
>Don't say anything, just take my shirt off
>"What are you doing, user?"
>"Wtf have I read it wrong?" I think to myself
>Autism.exe stop responding and I notice she's just kidding
>Start making out, I'm almost naked
>She grabs my arms and my pecs and goes "user you are so strong"
>Get naked
>My god your cock is so pretty!

My first time was definitely a bad and uncomfortable fuck, but it sure gave me a huge egolift.

Lmao

Park > Kansas > Pure > Mini

I keep noticing one of female my co-workers looking at me a lot when I'm carrying heavy shit at work. Too bad she's a gross single mom pregnant with her second child.

>At friend's place, hanging out.
>Around 2AM
>His older brother gets home from work
>The boys and I greet him at the door
>He looks at me
>"Shit man, user got jacked! You need to go lift with him!"

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>practicing skateboarding
>land a kickflip
>little kid fell off his bike trying to watch me

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>t. havent seen kansas webma

based

>Was gymcelling in my teen
>Removed myself from society for almost 3 years
>Lost most of my gains but my face changed drastically during that time
>"user you look handsome!"

It's all about the face

Thank you, I reached my daily quota of laughing after all

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>In monk mode since March
>dropped 40 pounds
>2 months into Stronglifts now
>chatting with steam friend that flew down to fuck years ago
>sent her first image of me this year
>received this message the next day
Felt fucking great guys!

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I have literally never received one in my entire life.

>Middle aged Asian women sitting across from me on the bus
>Looks at me, adjusts her hair, takes her glasses off, puts them on her hair
>10 seconds later gets up and sits next to me
>See her looking over at me in peripheral vision every few min

surely ONE girl have looked at you with interest, or at least in a friendly way

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When I was 14 I was in a hot tub with this girl from school (grad party) and she started rubbing my feet under water and staring at me seductively.

I was full autism mode though and didn't get the picture. That was the last time.

>all of them are infinitely hotter than Daisy

fucking lel

fpbp

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Poor fucking woman
She's probably so starved for cock that all she can do is haplessly throw herself at randos on a bus
Every time she fails she sinks lower into depression knowing that she'll never attract a mate like she used to be able to
But she keeps trying for the one in a million chance that some hot stud will sweep her off her feet and make her feel young again
What a terrible existence

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

>ethereal gains
kek

yeah it's not gonna be perfect, so good for you.

>She's getting flabby and she knows I like fit girls
Sounds like youre both on different paths at this point, if she was in shape when you started and she is flabby now imagine where she will be later.

fucking 14-16 year olds are a menace, they don't give two fucks that you could end up tyrone's fuck toy as long as they get you first.

based and story telling pilled

implying feets arent the best

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Not him but yeah don't do it, I fucked a 16 year old when I was 18 and didn't know she was 16. After I found out I cussed the fuck out of her and she started crying, felt bad so I went out with her a couple times before I graduated

These are nothing to normal people but to a recovering basement dweller they’re a good confidence boost.
>go to local country store for a quick lunch
>girl working there is insanely cute
>card machine is being slow because they still use dialup
>nobody else there so I strike up a conversation and it’s genuinely enjoyable
>laughs, smiles, she’s even getting a little bashful
>this goes on for maybe a whole five minutes until the payment finally goes through
>she hands me my receipt and I say that I’ll see her around
>her face noticeably lights up
Now whenever I go in there and she’s working in the bakery area her other (qt) female coworkers try to get her up front to the main register even if it’s already covered. I’ve never had this happen to me before. Smaller mires
>after morning shower
>forgot towel so I walk out naked, grab one, and walk back in
>catch myself in the mirror and start looking over my body
>starting to like what I see
>stand a little taller
Last one
>working inna trades
>getting ready to roll out a large spool of wire to feed a house
>carry the spool about 100 yards across the job site and set it down
>boomer carpenter asks how much it weighs and struggles to pick it up
>”Jesus that thing has to weigh more than you how the hell did you carry it all the way over here?”

show us retard

>recently get 2 nice pairs of shorts for work
>both rip in the ass but loose in waist
>get new pair
>walking with 2 female coworkers for lunch
>notice they fall behind despite not walking fast
>ask what they are doing back there
>cocky girl says "staring at your nice ass"
>other on says "it's a nice ass"
>say ok and keep walking ahead
Feels good man

Oh no that sounds so awful. I sure hope no teenage girls do that to me haha.

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They want to fuck you with strapon

Haha I know the cocky one already tried at her party. I work in science so although in still dyel as fuck I'm the biggest by a long a shot. Showed me her handcuffs and everything getting all cuddly and shit.

>>Fuck yeah im going to make it
based and redpilled
cringe and blue pilled. Have sex. post body.

>be me
>running in the park
>finish up
>walking behind some weirdo doing the virgin walk
>see cute girl walking our way
>she's staring down at the side walk hard
>passes goon squad
>looks at me and smiles
not a mire but it felt pretty cool not being the guy with the virgin walk

>used to wear dress shirts all the time at work
>was super dyel/borderline skelly so looked like shit
>start lifting and transition to polo shirts and sweaters during winter
>decide to go back to dress shirts
>still dyel but shirts fit tighter
>had 2 female coworkers compliment me
Both have kids but one is a milf, shows how powerful the /fa/ pill can be

"wow you're so skinny!"
>thanks, mom

at least one of you have seen my story about the middle aged lady at military base gym that always flirts with me on a different thread but I ran into her today
>be me
>at gym
>gettin those gains
>go fill my water bottle from the fountain inbetween workouts
>catch her eyeing me from the smith machine
>doing that lip bite thing
>stoprapingmewithyoureyes.jpg
>go to do didlies
>catch her staring in the mirror
>she starts to walk over
>oh fuck oh god
>she starts talking to me about how she always sees me working out
>starts grabbing my arm
>"oh you're nice and fit what do you do?"
>oh I just play tennis on the wii
>she laughs and keeps feeling me up
>gives me those cougar eyes
>"well i better get back to work"
>"yeah i don't want to stop you from working out"
>as I turn around she grabs my ass just slightly
>finish diddlies and quickly make my way out of the gym

I don't know if I should just have sex or what because I'm not sure if she's married or just retired and still has her I.D. (retired military and their families can still access the base) but that's probably one of the most flirtatious mires I've gotten

>planning vacation with gf to europe
>news in US is lots of crime in the cities
>mom start's getting worried about it, warning me about all the random shit she reads
>casually mention to gf she's worried
>she laughs
>"you're too strong for anyone to mess with you user, why is she worried?"
>mfw

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>am server at local restaurant dedicated to uni sports teams
>one of the two t-shirts I have for work is really tight around chest, shoulders and arms
>getting food order for table of old people (40-60 yrs old + some 70-80 year old)
>old dude that ends up paying for everyone comments on how I hold a pen
>show them my signature and they're impressed, but my handwriting sucks
>2 more people join and the guy starts commenting on how I hold a pen again
>the 70-80 year old woman in the back yells out "yeah but he has nice muscles!!"
>everyone starts saying yeah and laughing at the way she said it
>old guy talks to me about how he does aerobics and shit afterwards, play along and get a decent tip from it

Just got another mire like 30 minutes ago when meeting a friend's parents friends at a restaurant.

Pic related is me

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the only mires i get are friends telling everyone they know about my fighting skills

oh and friend from work always implies i look good but i take his compliments for granted

>Went out with girl Sat night from Bumble
>First date so it’s usually one or two drinks then go
>End up bar hopping for 6 hours
>At last bar I say here’s the plan, I’m gonna walk you to apartment, we’re gonna make out, then I’ll uber out here
>she says she never kisses on the first date
>I say uh huh, I’m sure
>go to her apartment, she invites me in
>show her my tinder pics which have me shirtless
>she says why didn’t you show me that?!
>take shirt off to show her, she says damn, you have nice everything
>go to put shirt back on, she says that’d be a shame
>grab her and start making out, we end up going down on each other, she squirts on her couch
>stay the night and fool around all morning, she says she loves how comfortable I am naked

She also said my dick was ridiculously huge, that was nice.

We’re all gonna make it.

why is this a compliment

16 is legal in many states user

Kek. Should have asked her that and then told her to help me out firsthand