How lonely are you?

The only people I ever speak to are store clerks, not even my three kids because they are all brainwashed cunts. Three years ago I did let an obese woman,an employee at my therapist office, suck my cock but then she wanted me to shove a dildo in her and I almost puked from the smell. I'm more bored than lonely it's hard to fill 16 hours a day when you have no purpose

How is this even a challenge? Seriously?
I didn't know it was this bad, but I think this bingo just describes a typical outcast.

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Got 15/20
Not that bad I guess

Have you ever laughed, then felt pathetic at the fact that you were doing it while completely alone?

For the vast majority of people nothing in that picture is true, except no gf (temporary for them)

the friend situation is weird, i keep ignoring them for months on end and basically haven't talked to them since the beginning of 2018, but every time i log into play games they noticed i was gone and even recently got a text that i ignored. i've realized friends never really mattered, it's not being ugly that matters and i can't do that so who cares.

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Is it my fault that I'm this way? I'm I really the only one who can save myself?

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18/20 but I don't actually feel lonely. Perhaps I have adapted

This shit seems custom tailored for robots to hit many of them though

all but 2 apply to me.

Im going to look at the thread and if it isnt something similar to mine ill be very apethic.

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I do this all the time
Especially when im playing vidya and talking/commentating over it as if someone is next to me. Even say jokes out loud and laugh to myself, and look around as if people are there laughing at my joke. then I take a shower at 8 or 9 and think how fucking pathetic my life is

Kind of, like when my dogs are being silly but technically I'm not being alone with them there.

Every fucking space dude, kill me already.

>those unchecked boxes
What girl's hitting on you user?

I'm with you user. Do you notice I didn't put things in the chart about depression or suicidal thoughts? It's because even when extremely alone you can still remain sane and have a future.

that one reminded me that I had friends when I was younger. like real friends who I did cool stuff with

god i'm so glad none of these apply to me

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I don't feel very lonely, though. The hug was from a dude I'm sort of friends with, but now I'm starting to get suspicious that he's gay or something because he keeps giving me hugs and stuff and he keeps offering me rides home from work even though I don't need them and is very insistent that he drives me home and I don't like it. Conversations with women are from work as well.

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the people who rarely feel love really need to get a pet

Thats the only reason mine was filled in all the way. Its weird how getting a dog can change someone so quickly

Get out, why are you here at all

It keeps getting worse as time goes by. Someone please acknowledge me. Call me faggot, anything!

I was thinking about this the other day I really want a dog now. I think I'll adopt one if I ever get my own place

Surprised me people experience the same shit I do. Kinda makes me feel less lonely

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This is a funny post and I appreciate it. We're sharing a happy moment as a result. Hope things will get better for you user

I'm surprised about it too and gives me some comfort. Remember your family is worth the world.

Talking to female classmates.

It's a constant descent for us all, friend.

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Yeah i got one recently. It didnt fix everything but it did something so i guess thats all that matters. Want to see?

It's going to get better user. It's not.

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I have a pet. I suppose I like her, but I don't think it's the same as love. I don't really love anyone, not even my family.

so yea i checked every box. im assuming a conversation about my teeth with my female dentist 3 weeks ago doesnt disqualify me.
the really bad thing is im so used to being like this that i dont really feel lonely most of the time, its just normal now. i do get lonely but its like random spurts that pass within an hour or so.

you arent a neet then lmao
underage b&

Sure.
No one thing will fix everything, It is a long road of steady improvement which will lead to happier times.

i recently met a gril on normiewatch, but im usually the one who asks her to play and ive only known her a week. made a joke about no friends and she seemed offended so i guess she is a friend, but i dont think she really cares outside of playing vidya with someone

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Surprised I only hit 3 bingo, but still lonely as fuck

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Her nane is willy

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I don't know how to meet people like me

i got 19/20 cause i never go outside
pls end my life

I basically avoided a bingo out of complete luck alone. Now if only that luck could get me a gf.

If you're wondering about how I talk to anyone, just add some girls from /soc/. It's better than not talking to anyone.

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This is a cute ass fucking dog my dude. Since she's still a puppy it makes sense that it hasn't done much since you haven't forged a bond yet. Their unconditional love is what makes it nice. I want to get a puppy when I get my own place next year hopefully.

she's cute, hug her tight

Dude I tried but they're so fucking boring I ghosted them.

Oh this is from a while ago. Like a couple weeks. she is much bjgger now.
I know! It is beyond fucking cute. She likes playing with my other cat. Theyll xhase ea h other outside and stuff. Really adorable.

I've gone through a few, but I eventually found one that I enjoyed talking to. It takes a bit of work, but like I said, better than nobody at all.

So close to a perfect score. I'm a college student, but I'll likely be a neet once I'm done.

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How do you get started with conversations. I'm not good with the forced introduction thing

How's it like having no friends at college? Same shit as high school but more professional?

I am the true robot:
I have not left my house in 8 months. All food is ordered and to be left outside.
I have not spoken to anyone in so long I forgot proper mannerisms and mumble at people hoping the information I need to get across is absorbed by the other being.
I have a magic jack and pay ~$20 a year for it
The speaking in my mind is sometimes more clear than my own words. I try and study how it talks so that I can talk better to others
My friends from 3 years ago think I am dead. I might actually be legally dead for all I know
No one knows how to contact me because I disappeared 3 years ago
The voice in my head knows the small things which make me happy. He tells me great jokes

I'm terrible at conversation, but if you just force it, that's still getting better little by little. I usually just say hello, tell them why I contacted (what stood out I guess, just make something up if you have to), and ask how they are. Then I transition into asking about hobbies and share my own in return. You can always just ask them their favorite X or Y and that can spring into conversation. Just don't be too persistent. I usually message once or twice a day to spur up a conversation, but leave the ball in their court every couple of days. If they don't say anything, that's fine, just message them the next day and continue on.

What's the worst that can happen, they ghost you? Then you're just back at square one, but there are a ton of chicks on /soc/ to talk to. You will never run out, I guarantee.

Is this a copypasta or how is this even possible
Why don't you go for a walk in the woods at least, if you dont even have to work

To laugh at pathetic fucks like you while a girl is on my cock

Nice larp, beta

Pretty much. I go to a commuter school too, so most people are just there for their classes and there's not much socializing or a student life.

It's okay to be mad baby but don't kid yourself. Seeth more incel beta boy

It is not a copy pasta. I fear I would go blind if I am outside for so long in the daylight. If you recommend me to go outside at night my mind and I will be the reason that is not a good idea.

You could get your eyes used to it by wearing sunglasses and exposure. I find this hard to believe honestly. You should go camping or something

Oh that's a lot user... I hope you find someone

The last friends that I have (that actually barely see or talk to) and the fact that I have a pretty decent family relationship are the only things that keeps this pic not full and the only reason that keeps me away for killing myself

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Full card, but I rarely feel lonely. I suppose it's one of the advantages of ridiculous social anxiety, I actually only feel good (or the closest thing to good) alone even being with my family is painful and exhausting.

pretty damn lonely. That's the whole reason I came here tonight.

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I also have horrible social anxiety but don't you ever want someone you can completely understand who will understand you as well? All I can do is feel this empty hole inside me that I can't fill alone, but I can't find anyone willing to help either.

I don't think of it in terms of understanding each other, but yes sometimes I'd like someone I could be comfortable with, but it's rare. Usually it goes away when I think about how anxiety-inducing doing things and having someone with me would be. There's a hole in me, but I suppose I've mostly made peace with my brokenness. Maybe I'm just dead inside.

Yeah, but just think past the anxiety. Imagine someone you are always comfortable with and never feel inferior or anything near them. That sort of comfort is what I crave with every fiber of my being and I'm terrified that it just doesn't exist.

The concept of crippling anxiety is pathetic to me
How can you be scared of speaking to a person. Lmao
t. someone with 0 friends or contacts with people

Having no one to tell about the interesting stuff for me is prob the one that's the hardest to cope with

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guy sits okay i used to feel this way now i just got home from the bar met some cute girls we're all gonna make it bros

The only place I was forced to socialized is college and im leaving in 2 weeks.
Havent spoke with anyone IRL outside social interaction fields
17/20

fuck this shit
and fuck the captcha

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>"No one knows you intimately"
Not currently is what I assume this means. If so then yes.
>"Haven't been comforted by anyone in months/years"
I don't need to be comforted and am always the one doing the comforting. Checked off anyways because it's technically true I guess.
>"If you find something interesting, you have no one to tell IRL"
Left blank because I technically do have people, but no friends. All of my friends are online only.
>"Rarely feel love"
I receive love from some family/family friends still, but truthfully feel absolutely nothing towards them. If any of them died tomorrow I wouldn't truthfully feel anything for them emotionally.
>"Fantasize about social situations"
Occasionally, but not to "feel less lonely."
>"Don't check your phone"
Don't even have one anymore.

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I am not lonely, I just enjoy bingo sheets. Everything I have crossed out is a result of a conscious choice.

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not even exagerating

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Well, I'm done and completely hopeless now. I got it all. Perfect score.
I don't count my fake named fb profile with 3 friends on my list (people I don't even talk to) as actually having social media.
I don't count living with my parents or going my my grandma once in a while to just hear people talk about other people IDK as spending time with family.
I don't count my mom telling me recently "I want you to make something out of yourself and not kill yourself" as comforting by someone, it was pretty fake and she just wants me to move out.

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>tfw raiding guild is the only thing leaving the last 2 spots unmarked

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I have plenty of long term online friends that I talk to on a daily, so thats why some of those didn't get checked.

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Well, doing this and comparing it to other anons results does make me feel a lot more appreciative of my situation...

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Fellow 20 user. We should just go for the exit bag, shouldn't we?

Was near the point of not having a line. Having a job really puts me in a position where I look good compared to other robots, when I clearly don't.

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o het

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ffs not again

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...pizdec

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If you have friends and you have more than 16 or so boxes filled you are a liar

>Have mental conversations to make you feel less alone.
Am i fucked up ?

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not even going to bother posting the chart but yes to all, how do I escape this hell?

19/25 Not bad. I don't really feel lonely though

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No I've been doing it for a very very long time. It's just a cope, embrace it and work on self improvement

Get a job and start your life, even if you only uncheck the NEET box you can start to move on with your life, where you can make plans for the future and everything

>don't subscribe to the r9k mindset since it got me here in the first place
>on the way of trying to be more social and "just improve yourself bro"
>look at this
>most apply to me
I've got a long way to go

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see
Just because you're retarded and can't appreciate/handle your relationships doesn't make you alone

Might still make it.

My huge Italian family won't ever give up on me.

But! Every single girl I took on a date or hung out with ends up ghosting me the very next week. And since no one tells me what I did wrong, it's not a failure I can ever learn from.

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