Anecdotes #518

Robots, would you date a vegan?
OMG I just LOVE science!
I LOVE YOU Jow Forums
Realizing you're a sub 3/10
Femdom relationships
Now that I'm homeless I've had to come face to face with the crushing boredom of the normie world...
Post more of these pics
I'm not going to abandon you
Why did women hate him so much?
Friday Feels Thread
Heyyyy hey guys it's PAY DAY TODAY so post your balances and discuss your financial situations!
I pretend to be a girl online to make money
/britfeel/ Morning
How do I find a bf that looks like this?
What's the one thing that you wish you could fix/prevent it from happening?
Reminder that Asians and whites are always bros...
Facing the imminent end of my NEETdom
User, why is your shirt still on? take it off, i wanna see your body
I destroyed my sister
My lawyer informed me yesterday that I'm gonna be losing my licence
Raised by radical feminist mother and submissive beta enabler father
In a perfect world,she wouldnt have died. But there are jews,so there is no perfect world
Live in small town
Been a neet for nearly 2 years my life has gone literally nowhere
Would you a dragon?
Is girl penis gay or am I gay?
What is you're job?
Do you guys want a happening
Happy birthday
Ted bundy was known for being able to manipulate women and being a successful serial killer by having good looks...
/qt/: Post qt's Edition
W-w-why can't you guys be nice to each other ?
Anyone else worried about finally getting a gf in your late 20s and being super inexperienced in every aspect?
What happened to tfwnogf? Did you all get gfs suddenly?
Make tons of money making funny gaming videos
Girls have never been mean to me. are girls being meanies a real thing or just a meme made up by incels?
Robots who (somehow) got a girlfriend; how the fuck did you do it?
/feelsthread/
I just found out this cute little pornstar died. She was 19 years old and OD'd in a club...
Hahaah i threw all my eggs in one basket, dropped out of school for a job thats absolutley broken my mental health...
IM GONNA FUCKIN KYS MYSELF BROS
How do you cope with the country getting less white?
Why is healthcare in this country so fucked up?
Girl fucked me over emotionally for months
Where do i get a cute Abigail Shapiro gf to blew my load on her face?
How can anyone be retarded enough to be a libertarian or anarcho-capitalist?
This high school senior girl ive been fucking livesnapped me while she fucked a coworker in her car...
Music to Die To
Describe your ideal gf in terms of personality, appearance, and things you would do together...
/r9gay/ - #682
Guys will expect you to suck their dick after it's just been in your pussy
Im finally throwing out all my piss bottles, Jow Forums
"Thanks for dinner user. How about we go back to Nat's place and play video games or suck dicks or something?"
When guys orgasm, they shoot swarms of little creatures out their dick
Please come back, my life is so fucking terrible without you and things just keep getting worse
ITT: get something off your chest and make a new friend
Male
All you sex obsessed freaks need to gtfo. I want to talk about feelings
Why is pic related so offensive to people...
ITT: Autistic things you do when alone
Why are all women bisexual or lesbian? Is it because men are ugly?
Does anyone else not feel sad that they missed out on going to prom and young love and all that stuff...
Can we get another vocaroo thread? I love hearing the boys of r9k speak...
I want to fucking die. Brobots, if you were thinking of getting a degree in history just fucking stop...
Why do so many black girls fantasize about this?
One chance at life
Rape is worse for a man
What class are you, robots?
Keep saying it
What to put on a public chalkboard?
Mommy...please come home
Ok everyone I have done it. I have made r9k a communal reddit account. Now you guys have fun
Anonnette why not just get a robot bf?
Why dont you know up, grow up, and show up, robots??
One shot at life
Femanons what is the most evil thing you have ever done to a boy
This is my neighbors ass. She invites me over to lick it and her pussy and fuck...
I want to send a tribute to my mistress, but I don't have any more money in my pocket...
GIRLFRIENDS PANTIES
What are Jow Forumss thoughts on Max Stirner? is he retarded or absolutely based?
Why is higgus hated?
Oldfag Thread
Anxiety and sadness are caused by overthinking...
Imagine looking like this. Women would literally sell their families just to be with you
So incels, when are you going to start paying for porn like the rest of us?
Tfw physically assaulted by Chad
How can someone on his right mind ever fall for any of Gunjy/Xumi's tricks? He's so dumb and obviously a sick...
"you're in your 20s and still don't have a driver's license? how pathetic are you?!"
Be this morning
/britfeel/
Need quick advice from Robots
I tried to create the draft of the two main ways of life
High Sex Drive
How do you accept that you're just delusional?
Any truck drivers here on Jow Forums seems like a robot job
New ideal gf thread
Katie Bouman did not invent the algorithm
Which one of these three girls would you fuck?
Do yall negros think these shoes would fit a cute boi who is going for a gothic look...
Girls aren't living on easy mo
Nikolas Cruz shot-up Parkland Highschool with an IQ of 77
No smart genius girlfriend
Evolutionarily speaking, why do girls find a good sense of humor attractive?
Post your IDs and befriend other robots!
Escapism thread
What type of girls like "cute" guys?
Suifuel thread
Would you be OK with a GF who could beat you up?
Does the old Jow Forums energy still exist? I mean like a decade ago...
You should know cock cages will shrink your dick permanently
Why do Czechs look so deformed?
About to drink caustic soda and drafting my suicide note
I fucking HATE motivation quotes/videos/whatever
How to get to heaven
Has a girl ever given you head scratches?
You DO have a plan to fix your life,right?
My parents never taught me how to use "hygiene" products
On expedition into remote jungle
Fuck it all
WHAT ARE YOU
Fat femnons how do you feel about male fat fetishists?
Even if you put in the hard work the stress the determination the time everything you got some stupid face cunt whore...
/drugfeel/
Is being a tranny a meme?
TFW no high-IQ cosmonaut physicist GF
Do femanons like getting eaten out?
Can someone please tell me why this keeps on happening?
Tried talking to him
You're fucking DEAD, incel
Girls are out to destroy our only male bonding spaces
Admit it, your life would be much better if you were shrunk and sold to a cute girl
Reminder that Jow Forums is a Rhodok free board and you must purge them on sight with steel or fire, as is your duty
Does this picture piss you off a bit??
Is the dunkey cuck shit real?
Pretending to be NPCs
Should I tell this dude?
Why do non white and mixed race girls avoid white boys at all costs?
/britfeel/
Please be kind to fembots
If there were as many monkeys as there are atoms in the observable universe typing extremely fast for trillions of...
Why do you guys hate trannies so much...
Daily reminder that it's easier to feel sorry for yourself than try to improve your life...
Trannoid thread got deleted instantly
Put music on shuffle
My friend is ugly as fuck (pic rel) and still has a gf. How the fuck did he work it out...
Rap thread
The crying InstaThot whose account was flagged and deleted by trolls is ugly
Losing your V-card in Thailand: less degenerate than previously thought?
Detox or general cold turkey/quitting thread
Do the Pencil test
What do you live for?
Youtuber Thread
Narrative pushed
/r9gay/ - #681
Why dont introverts kill themselves already?
Tfw no sickly fembot gf to save
Richbots
I carry myself highly and dont fuck around
Get engineering job in major city
Zoomers are now posting childhood nostalgia for 2007-2012, once widely considered the downfall into shit era
I'm bored. Wanna talk ?
Hi, I'm Brooke!
Why haven't you surgery maxed yet, robots?
Pour my heart out to an user in a thread
What does hanging out with a drunk girl feel like?
You don't want to die alone, do you?
25+ Thread: Acceptance Edition
Tell me, are you afraid to die?
Is suicide a tool of the willing?
Should he invade Venezuela?
I feel like talking about anal play. I'm relatively experience...
Retarded family members thread
ITT: Inherently robotic states
What's it like dating a girl with actual autism?
Thailand Shill Thread
R9K map
I WANT A FEMBOT GF INTO DDLG. I WANT TO BE THE BEST DADDY THERE WAS LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Why is r9k so obsessed with IQ?
I miss you so much
How do I get an asian gf as a fit, tall white male?
Any creepy fembots here?
Anons i'm tired of being super skinny...
Which religion makes the most sense to you?
Waifu General - /waifu/ #136
"user, why don't you jerk off for us?"
NEET and Hikikomori General Thread
"Prison Looks Comfy" followup
White user,shit is easy yo. Just go out there and try
Thoughts on the black hole?
So I have a theory that links anime and sexual degeneracy. To help prove it, answer the following:
All my friends are jealous of me because my boobs are bigger than theirs...
Mom finds out her son is an incel
My Asian Gf Just Cucked Me
Noticed a guy taking creepshots of me in the store yesterday
How to reject gifts without being a dick...
Finally get girl
How do I get a fembotgf who isnt fat and is into ddlg and rapeplay
What's the deep dark thing you're scared to even bring up here? That you need to get off your chest...
Funny how you and your siblings were born from the same pussy yet youre uglier
Messaged person near me on Jow Forums zeemaps
/drugfeel/
How to make money online
Nothing feels real. It's something I've only just realized a couple moments ago...
What do serial killers think about each other...
Abandon hope all ye who enter here
I misss you chaotic
How do i convince my friends that they're going to be alright whilst they're smoking weed?
Oh hi neighbor, come sit with us. we're bored!
Robots who get matches on tinder
10 Days Completed
Jow Forums meetup, 2019
Trannybot here
/bpd/ - Borderline Personality Disorder
Finally had sex with an 8/10
Your slut shaming stories?
Get off your ass and do 15 pushups and sit ups right now!
Any registered sex offenders have success in getting a job...
Reminder that when you're talking to a femanon on here, there's a very good chance she's some fat ass like this...
Fell for the anime meme as a early teem
ITT: post obvious shit
Why does nothing help me feel better? I quit weed, started working out and getting lots of walking and sunshine...
Women are taking photographs of black holes right now
I'm not going to abandon you
/britfeel/
Eye Contact
How can you start a relationship in this day and age, knowing you will almost certainly be cheated on?
Imagine being a white guy
My mom fetish has gotten to the point I started thinking sexually about my own mom, has this happened to anyone else...
Ask an Incel anything
General music thread. what are my fellow robros listening to today/tonight? 808's and Heartbreak for me
How are you holding up /lit/, what’s on your mind?
Be child
Try to make friends and get into interests of my mutuals
Who do you think is the hottest tranny in the business? For me, it's Ella Hollywood...
I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life...
It's 4 PM, and I have done precisely nothing. Another day wasted in bed
The 2010s are nearly over
Has anyone had an encounter with a trap? How does the sex smell?
Has civilization turned men into losers?
Is there some deeper underlying structure to all this manipulation?
Do your parents tell you that you are handsome Jow Forums?
Has something like this ever happened to you ?
How do I determine if it's worth it to stick around?
Bone Chilling Sentences
HOW TO GET NEETBUX (FREE MONEY)
Are reverse traps gay?
How come you robots dont go to any of the meetups? Great place to meet frens
/suicide general/
I have a date with her this week, rate her lithe teen body out of ten
You guys feel jelly of my gf?
Help me please, please, please
Manlet general
What is the perfect breast size? Do you prefer cowtits or chestlets?
Fembots, have you ever done a cumwalk?
Would you like to be a part of a FFM throuple?
Tfw can't even jerk off into a condom by yourself anymore
Forcefully put in a mental institution against my will
My god has a hammer and yours was nailed to the cross
When women say they love fitness and being active, is this what they really mean?
Why are asian girls so racist towards black people?
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DOG TO STOP LICKING MY FUCKING ASSHOLE EVERY CHANCE HE GETS?
/britfeel/
Blackbot got me pregnant
Just post an objective 10/10. Let me see what you got
Are you fasting for Lent, my child?
Autism child
Tfw no varbie gf to bully my penis
Is it true bad hand writing is a sign of being a brainlet?
/r9gay/ - #680
You have to admit your lives would be better if the male population was shrunken and kept as pets by cute girls
PSA
Why not move to japan and get a qt jap gf like pic related?
What is NASA's objective when they fake this kind of thing?
What is the drug for me if i'm autistic and would like to be normal?
I'm not going to abandon you
If male:
Do any anons go to any type of church or temple?
How to talk to normalfags if you dont like TV
Every time I go to a porn site I'm bombarded with mom/son porn. Do people really want to fuck their mothers?
He isnt being an asshole and asking for my nudes
Call my thighs fat again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
HEY ROBOT
Would u tongue staceys ass while she talks to her friends
How do I stop being such an attention whore?
Is it true that black guys are taking over white women?
One shot at life
It is official, I like cuckolding
If you had a girlfriend, what would you want her to do for you on your birthday?
WHAT THE FUCK IS MEDITATION ALREADY?
Anyone else bisexual but still chose to never have sex with the same sex? It doesn't really seem worth it to me
Obsessed with gender bending cartoons as a small child
The snoflake syndrome and aversion towards critical thinking regarding "sensitive" and political topics infuriates me
Some random african guy just started messaging me out of yhe blue
I feel like I'm just faking my depression
This is what your average GenZ white girl thinks
Who /stupid/
DO NOT look at the black hole photo when it's released. I repeat...
Depression is a choice
Any robots here ride bikes?
What have you done recently to improve your social status and/or life? Feel free to brag!
Even traps won't settle for a manlet
I keep going crazy on my fucking treadmill i keep eating vegetables and shit but god damn it those cravings for cookies...
What is the most degenerate pic you have in you hard drive?
Why do incels hate being friends with women?
Be honest, have you ever been bothered by anything anyone told you on Jow Forums?
Since Zoomers have completely taken over the net, do you feel too old for it and think you should leave now?
The hell that is BPD
Letting friend stay at my place
Have you really actually TRIED getting a gf?
Biggest fear thread
Is it too late for me if i'm 20 and still a virgin?
I'm thinking of adopting a small dog fellow robots...
Rate his crossdressing abilities r9k. A nigga I met on discord
How does one prevent one's daughter from burning coal?
ITT: post celebrity you look similar to and what's wrong with you
How do I make myself gay? I'm tired of dealing with female whores and their problems. I don't want to want them anymore...
11 days
NEET and Hikikomori General Thread
April 9th, 2019
Mfw thinking about gangbanging ugly fembots with a bunch of other anons
Man pulls gun on innocent black teens
I'm not going to abandon you
Eat insanely healthy for 3 weeks
Post whatever the fuck you want in this thread
NEET General
O-ok user, b-but you have to be quiet ok? My parents are downstairs and they think we're up here "studying"
Trying to sleep
Ok bots, about 6 months ago, I cut contact with my last 3 "friends." Cut to Monday...
How does one prevent one's daughter from burning coal?
Kill me
Post your most favorite image
Oldfag thread
Be me
Feels
That time a CNN reported was so moved by a robot virgin that she stripped for him
What matters to you, r9k?
Why is it so hard for a young, single woman to find good guys just for sex?
Is automation actually a menace to the national economy or is it just bollocks?
VOCAROO/thread/
Talking to robot on discord
Intellectual love can only exist between men
ITT: introduce yourself, get something off your chest or make a new friend
/britfeel/
People shame you for living with your parents
He's never coming back
How old is too old to have kids (for the man)?
Sniffy time, day 3
Loner thread
Whats the easiest and quickest way to kms. My family already made bets on my,suicide before...
Would you eat the bear butt, Robots?
Which circle of hell would you be sent too? (Asuuming you'd go to hell)
MBTI Thread
ITT we give our professions
Anyone know any good smaller discord servers to join im lonely
I didn't give money to a (presumably) homeless man today and I am pretty sure that I did it because he was black...
Helo
I will punish evildoers for you. Humour me
Would you robots settle for a cripple gf?
Just tell me hows ur day been user. im so alone
NEETs of Jow Forums help me out here
Why do robots get upset when you point out that they waste their prime years on completely useless entertainment? Porn...
ALL I DO IS YOUNG BITCHES AND COCAINEEEE
/r9straight/ general #2: all the reasons girls are better than trannies and traps
I think pigs are cute and its sad that we brutally murder them to eat them
Even after you beta bux successfully your wife will still miss the hoe life
What are femanons' favorite sex positions?
Why don't you just get a female Discord friend? You'll be so much happier!
Why do normalfags like this shit so much?
This is true art right here
Is this kiwi, is he really dead or just doing too much H and falling back on avatarfagging?
Tfw no csgo bf
Men stop being losers and wake up...
Femanons would you take a teenage boy's virginity if he consented?
You know, right user?
Fembot here, why are robots so mean to girls that are in the same position as them...
When will men submit to the superiority of the female sex?
Would you rather go deaf or blind?
Under clown world capitalism...
What's your favourite energy drink?
Tfw only 5'10
ITT: What would you do to your crush
The shadow men are back and they are screaming at me
I recently got told that I look like a "fucking rapist and creeper" by 3 girls in front of the whole class
What's the general consensus on aspie girls?
Found these weird mushrooms on my morning walk today, dubs decides what I do with em
Tfw weed is accidentally spiked and your tripping the fuck out
I fucked up r9k
If race is a biological reality, why isn't there a race chromosome scientists can point to?
Autistic Recursion
Post the most frequently occuring Jow Forums images
Breathlet
/r9kpounds/ - #3
/britfeel/
How does one lower his heart rate? Mine is 80 per minute
Father basically raised me as a sex toy
/r9gay/ - #679
What do you want in a gf?
You don't smoke, do you user?
Boredom
Tfw 20 yo girls can take some pills and get a better body than you in a few weeks
First Time Stories
He's more than 6'
What are good robot movies that you would you recommend, r9k? I'm talking movies of the same calibre as drive...
Why do men still watch porn if they're getting sex on the regular...
Venting thread
What are your political views and how did you develop them?
What are your thoughts about this?
Which political ideology do you choose to get dicked down by and why?
Why are black women such race traitorous whores bros...
I love being a zoomer
We live under a tyranny of labels. All our lives we are labelled incessantly. Loser, weirdo, crazy, ugly, etc...
This is your last reminder not fall for deception. Lies are all around you. I can't keep watch forever
Girlfriend thread
Tell me user, why haven't you started HRT yet? It frees you from so much...
Alright faggots, I just got my tax return and I feel generous. First to roll trips gets a game on steam...
Is the west savable?
CUTE SMOL GIRLS
Fembots would you date someone with small cock?
"Of course we're still going to Chick-Fil-A, Champ. I know how much you love their Sweet Tea and Chick-n-Strips...
Is Jow Forums really that mysterious and enigmatic?
ULTIMATE SUICIDE FUEL
This is how your future son is going to turn out to be. Thoughts?
Fembots i have a question what would you do if you caught your bf cross dressing
Hey Jow Forums
Waifu General - /waifu/ #135
Listen user, I obviously can't truly know how you feel but I know the feeling of hopelessness and self doubt...
Does anyone else still shower with their mom?
/uni/ how is uni life going senpai?
/britfeel/
I hate being a submissive fag, I dont want to be sex object for other men
Who else doesnt get lonely??????
Hi I'm Brooke
All pretty girls have been fucked before
I asked a really cute girl out yesterday when i was at the grocery store...
White man steals Asian gf from Asian guy in front of him
Have you ever made a meme?
I'm a femboy myself and I love dick, but sometimes I just wanna fuck a trap until they're a moaning quivering mess...
Whats your fetish/s and why do you think you have them?
I am so god damn sick of unlocking flying in the new world of Warcraft bull shit
How do i quit smoking? i want to quit but i just can't :/
What do you hate most about boomers/our parents generation lads?
I heard you betas were pretty smart. Can you help me with a homework problem?
I cant lose weight cause of my appetite. God made me fat
/drugfeel/
Post your bare minimum standards for a female partner
Why is it always the most unassuming of men who harbor deep seated anger and violent tendencies?
Imagine unironically being nonwhite
Why does Marky admin mchan (a pedophile imageboard)...
How to get a large gf?
Rate your life 1-10 and give a reason for that rating
Tfw no radfem gf to ban me from using porn
ITT: depression stories
Small dick robots why not just get total penis replacement surgery?
Do you carry a knife?
There is nothing worse than being in a smal town
Why does everyone leave?
17 year old girl lives off grid and is capable of surviving collapse of society
Follow qt ruski NEET shut in fembot on twitter
Where my dicklets at (below 6 inches)? How do you cope?
HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE I REPEAT HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE
Letters You'll Never Send
A 26 y/o virgin
Draw
Do you own a sex doll/bot?
At what age does a woman being an untouched virgin stop being desirable and start being pathetic?
RED FLAGS FOR FEMALES
HEWWO NICE FWENS!! <(^.^)>
Why don't you have a cute autistic gf user?
(Free You)
What part of your body do you hate the most? for me it's my lips and jaw
Measurements
User, why haven't you settled for a nice BPD girl?
These porn ads are fucking annoying. I'm on mobile
Dream job
Whats something u miss
Why are men so fucking gay...
How do you continue living knowing that you'll never get to experience pic related?
Hit ctrl +v and no one gets hurt
/r9gay/ - #678
Why are some people just inherently perfect?
I have a legitimate question for femanons...
Are there any volcels who are not either asexual or religious? And why did you choose not to have sex?
What are some hard times you went through when you were becoming independent from your parents? I'm 28 now...
Gangsta rap is objectively the best kind of rap, and 50 Cent was the pinnacle of gangsta rap. Debate me
Do you believe porn has a negative impact on how people view other human beings?
Why are white girls so beautiful in an authentic way while asian girls can only be beautiful in artificial ways...
Are Bad Dragon toys any better than a Fleshlight...
I don't get incels, honestly. Why don't you just date a 4/10 girl?
/pedofeel/
Every single guy I talk to tries to manipulate me into sending nudes. I just want a nice bf
Applied to over 200 jobs on indeed since the year has started
"I'm ovulating~"
Acid
All I can think about is sex and having a gf. My brain just wont shut up about it...
SPELL "CONNECTICUT"
Finally surpased the last person in my quest to be the best programmer in my HS. Are you proud fellow robots?
Self Improvement
CEO Helps Clean Plane
Be loser
What is your excuse for not dating asain women?
60% of a attractiveness comes from her hair
Honestly wtf I thought this shit was just a meme lmao
/creativegeneral/
Buy 3 year subscription to VPN
I refuse to watch this movie
I haven't had sex in... 6 years i think
Been NEET since 09 was 15
I honestly can't decide whether or not I should kill myself, so I'll put it to a vote
IM A TRANNY AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Meet a nice girl
Why do incels constantly hate on females that are typical, vapid, morons...
How autistic would it be to quickly barbecue some meat when its about 23:30 where i am?
The universe is going to end at some point help how the fuck am I supposed to live knowing this?there's no hope
Why is this acceptable
Hi all, just have a question for you. Since I am in a sorority does that mean you all hate me automatically...
/britfeel/
All the money in the world and he marries some ugly chink
Fembots why haven't you gone down on another girl?
Girls are confusing
Why do so many of you guys believe in reincarnation? that shit isn't real, there's zero evidence
Dear robots
What the hell is wrong with these people
Anyone have any cool opabinia pics?
He's back bois. The actor might have changed, but Papa Franku is finally back
22 year old mixed-raced virgin
Have you ever been recognized on Jow Forums? While posting anonymously of course
Mildly dominant women
Nicotine addiction thread
Ask a Chad anything
I'm here to answer your questions about life. Shoot
/mbti/ - MBTI Thread
Why do women react to cocks this way? why does it shock them so much?
Tfw SSRI's have irrecoverably fucked your brain chemistry
/r9kpounds/ - #2
Why are (((they))) pushing the transagenda so hard? What is the (((endgame))) for humanity?
I found my brother's girlfriend on Tinder. They have been together for three years...
I'm a grill. AMA
We are all huma-
What is your opinion on people who have no empathy for others and merely pretend to care?
We need to start being hostile to normalfags again I saw shit tons of "my gf" posts
Do Asian men really do this?
30 years old. No husband, no children, no male companion
You don't let your wife go out late at night with her guy friends? What the fuck is wrong with you bro?
What do think are the common causes of inceldom?
Fembot thread
/r9gay/ - #677
How does a female go about getting a boyfriend? I have 0 experience. Help appreicated
R9k gets fit 2020
About to drop out of college and enlist in the army, what am I in for?
Challenge: Shame her till she apologizes
Hey discord trannies, just a reminded that you will NEVER EVER pass for a real woman
Art Hoes General #2
How mad are atheists gonna be when they find out there is an after life?
Have you ever made a girl cry, Jow Forums? tell why
/britfeel/
The human finale
Who of you guys think that white people will actually go extinct? I honestly believe so and I think its a shame...
Post the Iast message you got from a girl
I'm just bored. I really not that interested in life. I am not depressed...
Admit it Jow Forums, you'd fuck a doll if given one
/volcel/
Femanons, when did you have your last pap smear? Did it hurt?
Drinking
/r9straight/ #1: first edition
AAAAAAAGH I MISS BEING A TEENAGER
Should I, an heterosexual white male, buy a victorian dress to wear?
In your car
Why are all the cool guys taken? How am I supposed to have a boyfriend?
I'm scared of women. How do i fix myself?
Hey lads, how are you holding up?
About to blow my brains out with my shotgun any words for someone that is about to experience their last day on earth?
Can Western white girls still be saved, bros?
Favorite Pantsu?
Omg he's been standing there forever why doesn't he just come talk to me? im so lonely
You have to admit you would probably be happier if you were the pet to a cute giant girl
Imagine how easy life would be if you were born as an extroverted female
Workout everyday both at home and at a gym
Statistically speaking almost half of the femanons posting on this board masturbated last night
Is there anyone on this board who has never done any drugs?
Rate me robots. Am I too overweight?
I'm a jerk
Sat next to him in lecture
Tfw want to be a security guard but I'm a twig manlet
Why am i angry that someone fucked my girlfriend before i met her?
The mayans were right
Another week, same routine
Grow up in small town
ITT: we figure out ways how to kill someone without getting caught
/reminder/
Where are you robot frens from?
"People" with BPD are legitimately worse than any other group on earth
Wake up
No gf for 25 years
Everyone do Kratom this is such a beautiful plant. It cures anxiety sadness causes euphoria everything
Im a girl and I'm really into feminine guys and I finally got a bf that is kinda like that and does crossdressing and...
User, why are you wearing your shirt. It's not cold, take it off
Anyone else interested in zen?
How many robots are from /Australia/?
Jow Forums, finish the following sentence:
I made a new selftest
Why does it feel like time simply stopped in 2012?
Girfriend's daughter started calling me "dad"
Any time i think about the years of 2013-2016 i cringe and want to grab the nearest bottle of alcohol and forget all of...
Final Warning 2019:Post Your Supply/Wish List
Is it sadder to feel like you belong with a group because you are all incels or because you all hate incels?
Hopelessness
Decide to lose my virginity
I used to think my life was a tragedy... now I know it's a comedy
Cosplay gf
When I was 13 years old and going through insane levels of puberty, I asked my 3 or 4 years old sister for a kiss...
The state of Reddit
No matter how many times I tell myself that I'm over it and try to forget, I always come back to Adolf Hitler...
Based chinks destroying incels
Warning to fembots, don't date a "robot." I made the mistake of giving once a chance only to get ghosted...
See attractive asian girl in uni class
Math hate thread
Ekat come back
The Rusted Boar
Why are women so fucking boring? They're usually not into trading card games, video games, or anime...
This board is poison
"you're gonna make for a great husband one day"
Even your education level is chosen at birth. Turns out older kids do better even through college...
Cuckolding
ITT: describe your appearance objectively in text
Lm really excited to go to the beach with you user would you mind putting some sunscreen on my back?What dooooo
Want to do shrooms
What is the most weird/mysterious/fucked up shit you have ever seen in chan?
Dude I'm so fucking lonely holy shit this solitude is excrutiating the lack of affection from another human being is...
RED PILLING THERAPIST?
You find this mouse mom outside your door, and to your surprise she starts talking to you in a tiny voice
What's your fetish? I'm expecting some nasty shit
Cute Asian girl at work turned me down and now avoids me at all costs
The way to heaven
This is how women view men
How's it feel knowing you're a lamb while women only want to fuck wolves?
Cowtits thread ahoy! Post pics or greentext stories of cowtits
Ideal Gf Thread
I have a date with this girl this week, what do you think?
I have spent hundreds of dollars on merch of these two anime girls in the last week alone...
/r9gay/ - #676
What happens when we die? anybody above 22 years of age but still under 30...
All the best people commit suicide, why shouldn't I?
Have you accepted yet that we share one singular consciousness?
I've been doing magic mushrooms at least 3 times a month for the past two and a half months...
Why are socialists so mean? I could ask them a foreign policy question in good faith nicely...
Class of 2019 Graduation Thread
Hey anons
Does r9k want the world to be a better place?
Tfw dad tells me that I'm doing nothing with my life and suggests going back to college
Reminder that the only reason you exist is because your mom loves being cummed in
Go to prison
Heterosexual men won't wipe or wash their assholes properly because touching your butthole is "gay"
Waifu General - /waifu/ #134
Thinking about stealing = thief
One of those
Why aren't you learning Japanese for the Japanese wife hunt, anons?
GF Thread
What do you think about Mormons, user?
I'm officially a 23 year old virgin in 5 hours bros. Feels sad not gonna lie...
/drugfeel/
This scenario only applies to straight males. A genie appears, and offers you $1,000,000.00 if you do one of two things
I'm looking for a gf that will manipulate me into isolating myself and having my life completely depend and revolve...
/britfeel/
Anyone /deteriorating/?
Are brown eyed people soulless?
Hmm it seems the joker movie is making the Norman's scared
ITT: THAT KID AT SCHOOL
Get the girl
Walking down the street
Chart thread
Why do non-white robots want a white gf so badly?
Little brother already had sex
Chat with guy online for weeks, really hit it off
No Whites Allowed?
I unironically had to dig through my own trash to make this thread. You better appreciate it
Stock Market General
Can you guys stop posting mean things about people with BPD? I feel bad enough about myself already
Loving a girl
"Excuse me sir? Can you give me a hand here?"
What are your experiences with small cocks, femanons? What do you think of them, and what is small to you?
Women Love Thread
How autistic are you? ewfdoscxjkfeqpoasdcjkpo
Go outside for the first time in months
Spend months studying
What gives you guys motivation to get out of bed in the morning?
Why are support mains so toxic?
Bites off your toddlers head
Why are all the perfect guys either taken or gay? How am I gonna get a boyfriend?
You will never own a house
Im successful but i missed out
Bf: "I'll never abandon you"
Time for bingo, Jow Forums
Where are you on the hierarchy?
Video games are worsening my depression?
Comfy/NightFeel
Becoming a player character?
So this trap discord group is like doing the exact same as r9cute and are currently threatening to leak my nudes to my...
Remember lain sees everything you do on internet
There isn't enough love for everyone. Most of you will have to starve
/britfeel/
Fembots, if you could turn into a cute asian at the push of a button would you do it?
How are you guys ?
Hand thread
Why don't western workplaces have cheerleaders?
Crack open a Bang's root beer
Day 791 with no gf
I fell for gunjy and let him manipulate me. I don't even hate him, I just wish it wasn't just all a game to him...
Reminder that white Jow Forums posters deserve no mercy. All doors are open for them
"you're in your twenties and you still haven't gotten a girlfriend? you're such a loser, user"
Hey guys I'm collecting data for my dissertation and it would really help me out if anyone could spare some time to...
How do you feel about your sibling?
Is isekai genre's rise in popularity a reflection that most of us are discontent with how things are in our life's and...
Femanons: how much money does it take to worship your feet?
Drinking
Skateboarding?
At what age did you stop trying to climb the social dominance hierarchy?
So tell me user, why haven't you become a cute trap yet?
Systemic Oppression (Racism) vs Discrimination
Fembots, can a dick ever be TOO big?
/r9gay/ - #675
Enter elevator
Anyone else feel completely out of touch with modern society? Films and tv are total shit these days...
Rural America
Want to play minecraft with online friends
Tfw no diphallia
What's the worst thing society has ever done to you?
At what age did you realize that girls would rather be with their dog than with you?
How do men under 6 foot assert themselves without seeming like their overcompensating
Trying to date women in 2k19
I will never get a fembot gf or anyone to be in love with from here...
When was the last time a girl moaned your name?
Lithe and nubile thread
/britfeel/
Any other robots know this feel?
Not that it matters, but are you tall or short?
I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it...
Looks and women
What has been the best experience of your life?
Act like a parody of how I perceive normalfags
/r9kpounds/
No success with dating apps so far. I dont have any friends or a social life. What are my options...
/Escorts/
Travel hungover to go to see sibling's university dance show
Is r9k strong?
Weekly Family Thread
Tfw no pure and virginal gf
Just learn to play guitar, dude
Last Monday I became a man
I don't wanna die, anything but death. God, please no, not death!
Skeleton Thread
Killing myself in a month
I'm just curious. Why do you hate women?
Watch out, le quirky schizo tranny is here!
Is it true that robots would have been great warriors in the past?
I am having the sudden realization that I'm a dicklet
Gonna continue the asshole genie thread from a week or two ago after the redditfag that posted it dipped after giving...
Never fall for the e-girl meme robots
How do I kill myself without leaving a corpse?
What kind of boyfriend are you?
Was Micheal Jackson a pedophile?
I'm bored. Let's talk ?
What are your favorite kind of tiddies? Post picture examples
/britfeel/
Does anyone else not like the idea of killing themselves quickly...
Would you date a girl with anorexia? How would you treat her?
Why the hell dont people here do kratom...
Did this site get infested with teeny bops/southerners?
Seriously why are girls attracted to black guys besides the perceived bbc...
Why does female genitalia look so lickable?
What kind of personality traits attract you, anonon?
I'm a 5'6"/130lb female, what's the quickest and easiest way to kill myself? should i do it on a live stream?
I built a ramp for this family for free because not everything is about money
Jow Forums orgy
Incel
Who else /goingnuts/ here?
Tfw haven't slept 6 hours in a row in 5 months
How does r9k feel about tall girls? i'm 5'11"/180cm and feel like a lot of guys are intimidated by my height...
I can't frickin believe I'm circumcised, holy shit...
Robots, tell me about your dream gf. All the qualities she would have to be perfect
/reminder/
Why do all of you have huge egos yet hate yourselves at the same time?
So, do you guys really hate women? I hope it's just a joke
Bitter Cunts Welcome
Friend reveals that he has feelings for me
Have you ever heard a woman say something funny, that wasn't just funny because it was a chick saying it...
Will he save us folks?
Final Song
Have you ever turned down a girl before?
Tfw you surround yourself with people who only talk to you when they get suicidal and you become a suicide hotline and...
You're in public when this man comes up to you and begins to grope and manhandle you without your consent...
Jow Forums music
Ugly
How the fuck does anyone write song lyrics? Anything I come up with is cringy as fuck and I cant take it anymore
Would you robots sniff this poosay?
My addictions face whenever I think that I can overcome it
Venting thread
Post the worst tinder matches you have gotten
Helooooooooooooooooo frens
How lonely are you?
Why do people self diagnose themselves with mental disorders?