Have you ever heard a woman say something funny, that wasn't just funny because it was a chick saying it? Something that would have still been funny if a dude said it?
Have you ever heard a woman say something funny, that wasn't just funny because it was a chick saying it...
David Gray
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Aiden Barnes
No woman is truly funny, Only jokes they are capable of making are;
>muh vagine
>muh ex
>ma tites
>le spagetti sous between my legs
fuck amy schumer
Hunter Miller
Not really. I only find girls funny when it's something they do. Like this one girl I knew that dipped her poptarts in milk so I'd make fun of her for that, or this other girl I dated that hide her arms in her hoodie and masturbate as we walked together. Girls are only really funny to me ever when I can bully them for stuff
Jayden Garcia
Like dick jokes are any better. Lighten up.
Anthony Perez
>this other girl I dated that hide her arms in her hoodie and masturbate as we walked together.
You wanna run that one by me one more time?
Angel Perez
Back when I was in high school I knew this girl that used to wear these big ass hoodies that would reach all the way down to her crotch so you couldn't see, and one time while we were holding hands I noticed her left hand was missing. She told me she had it in her puss. I don't remember the exact wording but I called her a nutjob or something. Actually the girl I lost my virginity to, but sadly she turned out to be sorta a bitch
Leo Robinson
>tfw no weird masturbation gf
Cooper Perez
Not heard, but online chat, so maybe it was a dude catfishing me.
Never heard a girl say something funny in real life, unless it was them saying something they did (like really stupid) which is more being unintentionally funny not creative. Not even a quick wity one liner in a conversation, which most guys can do (unless they're dumb).
Sebastian Martin
Yeah sounds hot but we'd constantly be on and off because at one moment she'd act obsessed with me and the next she claim I was too clingy or something and act annoyed, she probably had bpd or something. This shit went on for like two years until I ghosted her when she started ignoring me and I moved
Liam Wood
Yes.
>men make jokes about being horny, shitting, sex, masturbating
>one male comedian even straight up jerks off in front of his peers for laughs
>no one says anything
>woman attempts the same thing
>becomes a literal pariah that everyone fucking hates
Amy Schumer sucks because she steals jokes from people, not because she does the same shit as every other late night comedian.
I literally went to a stand up comedy show two nights ago, and the first joke the guy said was this:
>"You ever just have a great shit? In the morning? It just sets the tone of your day."
Sort of related:
>be me
>be dating a girl
>stay the night
>she asks to borrow my jeans
>sure
>eventually she keeps fucking stealing my pants
>ask her why
>turns out that men's pockets are super deep
>so she could rub her vagina through the pocket without people noticing
Nathan Peterson
Sounds like she unironically might have been molested as a child
Alexander Cook
So? Most jokes from male comedians suck too
>dude power tools lmao
>peepee!
>wimmin r so difwent form men dey are like a whole difwent species lol
>sex
Most comedy sucks
Thomas Perry
One of my BJJ professors is kinda funny and is also a girl.
I liked that one time AOC was doing that #WheresMitch meme
I think I've laughed at Kate McKinnon, but that might be a crush. Same thing with Cecily Strong.
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is kind of funny and is led by young girls. Might be funny because they're girls though
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I think a dude could make this funny
I thought a lot of the female viners were funny
I think Julia Louise Dryfus has made me laugh.
Eli Diaz
Nah I don't think so. Her family was pretty weird though. Her older brother had asburgers or however you spell it and her dad provided her with weed.
I was actually molested as a child though and I didn't end up with bpd
Dylan Robinson
The issue is a lot of men have comedy that deviates from bathroom humor, but I haven't seen many, or really any, women that have said something "funny" that wasn't raunchy or only funny because a woman said it
Also do all girls masturbate out in public wtf
Jacob Baker
>her dad provided her with weed.
Sounds like a family that some molesting might have went on in desu
Caleb Diaz
The thing is, how many of those jokes are even ones that girls came up with?
Logan Flores
Have you considered:
>that you assume everyone on the internet who makes you laugh is male when that may not be the case
>you have more male friends
>you talk to more men
>that you have confirmation bias that inclines you to finding men funny or women unfunny
>that comedy that extends beyond bathroom humor is gender specific (ie. what a woman finds funny and relatable is different from what a man finds funny and relatable, and they could say the exact same thing about you that you say about women)
>that female comedians have been around for less time than male comedians so that affects the cumulative number
>that you don't research a lot of comedy outside the mainstream stuff, which is predominantly male and this affects your perception
There's basically a million and one reasons why you're observing this trend outside of it being objectively true because vaginas are comedy black holes.
And yeah, girls are freaky. My current gf took me to her favourite park when she was a kid and started playing with my dick. It would have been cool if it wasn't below freezing and the tip was smeared with precum.
Anyway that's how I lost my dick.
>dad provided her with weed
Yeah, fucked up family boundaries, sounds like an environment rife with abuse.
I knew a chick whose dad did that - her mother was a porn star and she was a complete mental case that lead my best friend on for five years.
Charles Jenkins
Tbh, I exaggerated when making this thread. Gotta draw people in. I'm sure there are plenty of funny women, though I do believe that there are less funny (to men at least) women than there are men.
>My current gf took me to her favourite park when she was a kid and started playing with my dick.
I need a gf like this Jesus Christ
Zachary Taylor
Well, delivery is probably more important than the content when you want to make someone laugh.
Also, it's moving the goal posts
Also, the vines and tik toks are probably OC
Also, I would bet JLD has some say in the script for Seinfield and Veep
Anthony Perry
>there are less funny women than there are men
Eh, I am not sure where I stand on that. When I think of the funniest people I know, it's one of my two best friends (who is a woman) and her girlfriend. I know more "funny" guys, but I'm also friends with more men.
In my own family, my mother was way funnier than my dad. But that's probably because my biological father is a Jow Forumslack ginger manlet who tried to murder two police officers. He doesn't make jokes.
I find that women are way funnier with other women than with men around. My gf is pretty quiet around men. Part of this is that she wants to avoid the "loud obnoxious black woman" stereotype. Part of it is that men talk over her more and she keeps quiet after they do it three or four times.
Whenever my gf has friends over to my apartment she becomes infinitely louder, bubblier, and better at telling jokes. Most of the time her cohort of friends are all other women - at best, maybe one or two guys that she's known for years.
The thing is, most men do not like funny women, but women, like all people, like funny things and that includes other women who are funny. Pretty autistic example but:
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Women know that guys want them to laugh at their jokes, rather than make jokes to them. This probably affects how willing a woman is to actually try and make you laugh. This is also probably why the funniest women I know were women that give zero fucks about fucking me (my mom, my mom's friends, my older female coworkers who aren't horrible wine moms, my lesbian friends).
>need a gf like this
I think the thing I like most is that she's really smart, has a good memory, good mathematical thinking, but she's less socially and verbally skilled than me. So she'll explain some math thing but she'll do it in that breathless way a child does ("....and then....and then") and then tell me her cousin died in tragic river accident that garnered national attention.
Samuel Jackson
>Well, delivery is probably more important than the content when you want to make someone laugh.
Very true. You can make even the shittiest joke sound hilarious with the right delivery
>Also, the vines and tik toks are probably OC
I dunno, the whole "if you're homeless, why don't you buy a house" thing has been a joke I've heard since elementary school. A lot of them were kinda old jokes with a funny delivery
You might be right. It could just be that most of the women I've known just either weren't that funny or weren't that funny around men.
Joshua Brooks
You're going to be hard pressed to find anybody funny if you don't like jokes that have been told before.
This one made gave me a gutbusting laugh.
Nathaniel Clark
yes, a couple actually. They're definitely few and far between but there are definitely women who understand what comedy is and are genuinely funny. but it's really rare.
Jeremiah Long
there are at most 3 funny women
Hudson Howard
idk elyse seems kind of funny to me