Robots, tell me about your dream gf. All the qualities she would have to be perfect

>virgin
>short hair, like slightly above shoulder length
>light blonde hair color
>skinny like me
>little bit shorter than me
>playful tomboy attitude
>likes being outdoors and going places together

>no tattoos
>doesn't do drugs, smoke, or drink

I think this is perfect. Would also be neat if she used Jow Forums.

>is cool
>does stuff with me
>is cool
I do vidya but I wanna do more outside stuff
Tfw people won't believe these standards because a lot of people fit into them. You gotta be special though and I gotta know you for a little.
Guys usually fit this role better though so uwu

Perfect but achievable?
>calm, helpful, submissive
>cute in appearance, flat chest
>minor skin problems that make her anxious
>fairly intelligent, can hold nice long conversations about non-mainstream stuff
>small count of friends or none
>prefers cuddles to sex
Perfect and ideal?
>she's not really human
>she'll take me on adventure, even if I wont be able to return to gay Earth

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>older than 25, 30-40 would be ideal
>genuinely likes me
>nice, kind, loving, won't cheat or leave me
>willing to work on all kinds of life stuff together and get into each other's interests or activities
>wants an equal relationship, not a master/owner/abuser or the opposite
>not heavily indoctrinated into any ideology
>doesn't do drugs, doesn't camwhore, doesn't fuck around with men online in any way
>fat/obese, at least chubby
>very hairy, doesn't remove any body hair
That's more or less it for the absolute ideal, I'm pretty flexible though.

What video games do you play? Original Original

I just want a dark skinned SEA gf with a sorta masculine face(like pic related) who is christian and loving to me.

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reading this thread makes me sad

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A lot of steam stuff. Been doing csgo and etg, and a bunch of other singleplayer stuff becuz lonely (and only friend group is out camping without me)
Fuck no etg online multiplayer that makes me big sad

Why is that,vegatable freind?

Agreed. Reminds me of Lennie and George's rabbit farm in of Mice and Men, Talking about an impossible dream to distract from a miserable life.

Its sad because I think I found a girl I really click with but she has no interest with me in that way. And shes cute too. Oh well.

Is that so wrong though? I mean what else can we do? We are doomed from the start most of us. We can only dream.

>pale skin
>a foot shorter than me.
>a year younger than me
>hair that is darker than black in color and in a bob-cut style
>big green eyes
>freckles across her nose
>a small button nose
>a small mouth
>an overall cute face
>skinny to slightly athletic
>a virgin
>boob size can be anywhere from flat as a board to 36DD
>hair only on her head, her pubes and armpits at most
>no purposefully self-inflicted scars
>tattoos must have a decent personal meaning to her
>a tomboy personality
>energetic
>smarter than me
>has a dream she wants to work towards
>shares my interests but has some of her own that she could coax me into
>is loyal to me
>is willing to pursue me
>has never had a boyfriend before

If you want my steam is public its BlazeXM
Immidiate regret follows posting shit like this

Pretty much this.
>loves giving and receiving physical affection
>will cuddle at literally any point in the day
>definitely nerdy, geeky, or a weeb in some regard
>introverted and a bit shy
>maybe some normie-esq tastes in media, not overly autistic as mine
>dorky and affectionate, will do goofy things like text love notes to me while I'm away at work
>has some weird sexual fetishes but not /d/ level fetishes

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basically what said

son of a bitch originilly oreganalio

>browsing thread to see if i match any
>no description remotely resembles me

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Ideals typically never resemble a real person, that's why it's "ideal"
Reality is all about settling

>Light olive tone
>Long, wavy brown hair
>5'3" or shorter
>Green or blue eyes
>D or bigger tits that are round and firm
>Shaves legs, pubes, and pits, spick and span
>Artist and Musician
>Wants kids
>Work from home or stay at home
>Speaks Portuguese or Japanese
>Willing to get married, and doesn't believe in divorce
>Practices paganism, taoism or Shinto

This is 100% me but with blonde hair and a dick
Complete with soda addiction, demons, night terrors, and humor cope

She'd be intelligent, curious, romantic and really chill in a mildly autistic sort of way. An idealist who's still able to have fun with life and not take herself very seriously. Essentially a shitposter. Her core values would include personal growth and humility. She'd have her own passions and interests and a few close friends but would also understand the importance of pair bonding and would want to pursue unique experiences together. Enjoys indulging in good food, wants to travel to exotic/adventurous destinations and enjoys occasional recreational drug use.

>doesn't have to be outrageously pretty, I just have to find her cute (physical attraction is necessary to separate romance from just friends)
>a good listener and good at making conversation
>open-minded
>loyal
>supportive
>down to earth
>able to compromise
>uplifting and motivational
>passionate about what she loves and respectful of what she doesn't
>fun to be around, can handle and dish out the bantz
she doesn't have to be all or even most these things but if she did, then to me she would be the most perfect girl and SO ever to exist. I really hope this isn't too much

I JUST WANT A TOMBOY GF

WHY DONT THEY EXIST IN REAL LIFE

>Is female
>If not female, then very much looks like one
>Not obese
Its not hard to lose weight, Id even help them lose it, im down over 100 lbs in the past couple years
>Not uglier than me
>Ideally a virgin but thats unlikely these days
>Dislike tattoos and piercings but not a dealbreaker
>Loves me and is loyal
These arent insane standards right?

>pretty
>tolerates my idiosyncrasies
>is just annoying enough to be endearing without actually pissing me off
>honest, kind, loyal, brave, and generous
>funny
>doesn't feel the need to breaj every silence
>can hold a conversation without being boring
>intellectually honest and civil in an argument

discord
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>Loyal
>Introverted
>financially responsible
>fairly conservative
>Would be a good mother

in order of importance, initial impression
>Race
white preferably
>Eyes
i love girls with interesting eyes. color doesnt matter, just eyes that look odd or have that kind of sparkle that's hard to describe
>Hair
long hair is a must, i think it's pretty. i like redheads, blondes, and brunettes
>Body
reasonable bust is also a must. doesnt have to be hitomi tanaka tier but this is the only other concrete standard i have, if she's below a C cup i legitimately don't see her as a woman. preferably thin, average weight, or maybe somewhat Jow Forums
>Personality
i like girls who are selectively introverted, ie they know when to keep to themselves but can also be bubbly from time to time if they're passionate about something, as that's how i am
>Why do you deserve to have these standards met?
i'm Jow Forums, 5'10, average (~5.5") benis with good career prospects and i'm hardworking and dilligent, i have an incel tier head shape but my facial features are attractive enough. i also do volunteering and read philosophy in my spare time so i think i'm somewhat interesting
i'm working on myself and will continue to do so, as of right now i'm still a fucking faggot in my own eyes and i have a lot of room to improve. i genuinely don't deserve my ideal gf right now but that's why i keep working

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Okay

Physical traits because everyone cares about that
>shorter than 5'6 is preferred but 5'8 max is fine
>brunette hair, very long, well cared for, enjoys loose and flowing styles
>mouse or rabbit like face, cute is best
>shapely and a little squishy, she needs to feel nice to hold onto and feel comforting
>naturally pretty, doesn't like going over the top with make up

I want her to be loving and caring. I've lost a lot of confidence and strength as a side effect of my depressive episode in college. I used to be outgoing and confrontational and now I'm generally anxious and I have a hard time being forward about anything. I would need her to be able to push me to do more with myself or just do better. I want her to hold me accountable instead of just let me be a useless sack of shit. I want her to be able to take care of herself but also want and accept help when she needs it. A bit of sass and bully would be nice too. She would also need to have thick skin because occasionally I can be a dick and not realize it until afterward. I would prefer she confront me if I am but she would be able to take it instead of be easily offended. Plus she needs to be okay with spontaneity and like learning about valueless bullshit because I never make plans ahead of time and I go on tangents about stuff that no one asked about all the time.

>Petite with cute appearance. Has a sweet, innocent look to her, especially in her eyes.
>Preferably Asian but I mostly just like cute petite girls.
>Squeaky voice.
>Soft hair and smells really good.
>Watches anime, doesn't need to be a weeb but will watch it.
>Loves kissing/making out, hugging, and cuddling. Has relatively high sex drive.
>Does not want to do any creepy S&M crap.
>Has lots of girly mannerisms.
>Very empathetic, sweet, and nurturing.
>Loves animals, vegetarian/vegan.
>Wants to be a housewife.
>Wears revealing outfits around the house.

>european
>6 ft tall
>bmi 16-19
>sickly pale
>very long hair that isn't dyed unnatural colours (I like it when it's so unkempt that the breakage starts looking like layers)
>weird eyes (in whatever way, just adds a nice eccentric touch to the face)
>prominent/bushy eyebrows

>only wears makeup occasionally
>wears mostly black
>has own developed taste in music, film etc. that she likes to recommend to me
>is open to my own recommendations
>doesn't desperately crave attention from men or women
>ogles other women with me
>hates niggers

lesbot instead of a robot though, if any femanons even vaguely resemble any one of these let's be each others' cool goth gfs

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After talking to some girls, I've realized a quality I really like is the ability to surprise me, or be a step ahead of me. When a girl comes up with a thought I hadn't already thought of it really excites me for some reason. Maybe it sounds stupid or I'm describing it poorly, but the only girls I've wanted to get closer with have had this quality. Course I've only met three girls like this. All other girls I've met were extremely drab and conformist. They gave me no desire to spend time with them and get to know them better.

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be 2d, i'm not interested in gross 3dpd

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faggots, all of you. as long as she is healthy traditional and close to my age i dont give a fuckkk

It's a bit redundant to call a literal lesbian a faggot isn't it

You're fucking retarded. Of course people are going to ask for a lot when they are asked what their DREAM gf is like.

I can't even begin to imagine, it's so unrealistic that it could even happen I just can't imagine what it would be like, or who they might be like.
I can't even dream.

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>shy and introverted
>cute, feminine
>sensitive
>very loyal
>sweet and caring
>kind of intelligent but not a genius
>virgin until we lose it to each other
>healthy
>loves hugs
>supportive
>submissive but not too much
>blue eyes
>kind of innocent but not a womanchild
>looks about 20 years old
>sticc
>smol boobs
>long hair
>kinda idealistic
>she OwO
>she UwU
>but most important, she :3

I just want someone who I can be deep with. Someone who I can resonate with in this crazy, fucked up world. I don't care about physical appearance much. In fact, I prefer chubby girls.

Like, it's a given fact. Everyone has problems in this world. It's not really anybody's fault, sometimes not even your own fault. It's just the clockwork of life. I want someone who will be there for me, and let me be there for them. To ease the pains of life, together. Unconditional love for each other, in spite of human flaws.

would you accept a gf with all qualities you mentioned except big breasts?

>5'9"
>pale skin
>face freckles
>brunette
>long, wavy hair
>any boob size above A is cool
>big booty
>nice looking legs
>kinda strong for a girl but not a musclebabe
>sorta athletic
>similar sense of humor to mine
>likes vidya
>outgoing & confident
>not an emotional baby but comfortable showing their emotions
>caring
>one of those chicks that could be "just one of the guys"
>can hold a good conversation
>similar music taste to me
>>>>loves me

>loyal
>loves me
>calm
>taller than me
>nice body
>virgin
>somewhat attractive face
>open to cuddles
>18-20 age range
pretty much all i want

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Sure, would you accept a guy with a 2 inch dick?

>not a womanchild
>she OwO
Pick one.

>curly hair
>green eyes
>breasts and ass that would fill my hand without spills
>slim, not necessarily fit
>clever
>good sense of humor
>traditional
Why do I have standards this high if I'm a 4-5/10

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>loyal
>smart
>slim/athletic build
>non-annoying voice
>18-30 years old
>healthy
>no acne or the sort
meh... i'll never have a girlfriend but i could settle for someone with the above qualities if they're willing to be with me

W-what's wrong with OwOing?

everything.
its not funny.
its not cute.
all it does is make me look down on you.

we were not talking about vaginas, but ok.

Alright, post a/s/l/contact then.

Around my age and height, fit, introverted but not mentally ill, doesn't waste money, has a dick.

Sorry if this is weird, but can I just get an acknowledgment of my post? Not even an opinion of it, just proof that it's been read. I feel like I don't exist.

That's because you don't exist.

why do you desire attention?

>retard tries to impersonate me
Yes. It's my ideal, not my minimum requirements. Someone who meets every single one except for a minor physical one is basically perfect.

>perfect
Big milky tits. Hair so long they fall down to her ass, despite her being 1m90. Skin so pale you can't see her under daylight. She neet but hate anime.

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>tfw i may have missed out on finding the love of my life because i didn't check the thread and some dude tried to make me look bad

Thinking about it, prolly woulda ghosted me anyway.

>short hair
>i like her
>she likes me back
Pretty much all what i want

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>Loyal (Most important)
>Grateful (Equally important)
>Smile a lot (At least when she's with me)
>Have geek interests
>Weeb, and isn't put off by "weird" anime stuff like hentai, traps, lolis, etc.
>Either has a creative hobby or is supportive of mine
>No obsession with celebrities
>Reserved
>Not a "I only have male friends" girl
>Wants children
>Willing to live frugally (Not permanently, but for savings when we need to, like buying a house)
>Virgin
>Doesn't put out right away (Wait 2-3 months at least)
>Willing to entertain my fetish when we have sex (Lingerie and cosplay)
>Not a deal breaker but someone who can be a stay-at-home mom while I support her would be nice

Physically
>Shorter than me (I'm 5"9')
>Not fat
>Cute face
>Long hair (At least shoulder height)
>White or east asian

where are you from? do you have discord or something?

>not gf
>straight 18 year old guy
>findoms me
>long hair
>very narrow size 13 feet
>very long toes
>shaved legs

I'm from New England
robot4000#8703

My list
>hardset
Has a vagina
>optional, (more than 3 and I'm happy)
White
Leans politically right
Shorter than 5'8
Isn't hardcore religious but not fedora tipping atheist either
Has an OK waist to hip ratio
Plays vidya (or atleast dosent hate it)
Is alittle racist
Plays or is willing to learn an instrument (I generally play old songs like Tennessee waltz, used to play with my grandpa)

There are probably more but that's all I can think of that are important to me.

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Don't be a cunt and be attractive enough for me to warrant sticking my pee pee in your cunt.

Really just a cute virgin with similar interests. Someone sad like me that I can work on making not sad, I guess.

>androgynous / tomboy
>asexual or very low sex drive
>similar taste in music and media
>depressed / suicidal
That's about it, such a thing does not actually exist.

Thread gives me hope , other shit is vaguely

>No hair except for on her head
>Big eyes
>Long Hair
>Foot shorter than me and 50 IQ points less
>yeah no wonder you end up with who you do

People here seem to like traditional girls who save themselves for marriage, I mean traditional girls are good because they've got sexy accents and they're not retarded but there's nothing sexy about being a frigid cunt lol

Excluding hair, this is basically my description

>biological female
>BMI within a normal range, not a complete waste of oxygen
>actually loves me

That's about it.

>passionate about something
>that you'd want to just cuddle with by a fireplace and read a book with or watch a good movie (I usually imagine something like spirited away or howl's moving castle)
>smart and decently good looking
>been on the internet enough to get at least some of the degeneracy I spout
>not overly energetic but still happy

tfw no /comfy/ gf

Just someone I genuinely like who feels the same way about me, that's as rare as it gets.
Maybe someone in the same country as me or at least close by, but I live in a really rare flag location..

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Wtf that's literally me.
If by short hair you mean a pixie cut

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shes a yan
all other qualities dont matter as long as she isnt a 3/10 landwhale

Her name is Sabrina, and she is the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
That's all i will say.

White
Slim
Aspie
Emotional
A little sheltered
Really introverted
No friends
Has a goal, not aimless
Somewhat conservative

I don't have an extremely specific idea, but here it goes anyway:

>pale skin
>red hair (not a must have)
>not taller than me (under 6'2)
>loving and caring
>cute mannerisms
>slightly dominant in bed
>very affectionate
>smart
>into similar stuff as me (photography, art, games)
>compatible music taste

Cute, piercings, skinny, great tits, shy, nympho

Anyone who relates to that image must be retarded beyond imagination.

Minimal looks
>not fat
>at least 6/10 face
>not horrendously saggy breasts
Ideal looks
>white
>long blonde or black hair
>pale white skin
>thin, but not bordering on anorexia
>nice butt
>proportionally long legs, fingers

Minimal personality
>bare minimum hygiene
>low partner count
>not a huge bitch
Ideal personality
>/v/
>/a/
>/diy/
>introvert
>cynical
>dresses well, doesn't follow shitty fads
>good logic
>high sex drive
>virgin

>pale white
>5 foot four
>Blonde
>kinda thicc anywhere from 105-120 pounds
>huge tits
>better than me with emotional stability, professionalism, and willpower
>worse than me at social interactions, physical fitness, and bravery
>basically I want her to be the talented one while Im the reliable but simple man who protects her
>playful
>kind
>faithful
Pretty much just described my real life ex gf tell me if you think I should be picking you instead of her

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I cant believe it was that easy
Lucky user

Me but a girl. Also tall and chubby. I'm such a fuckin weirdo sperg though I don't think I could even find a regular guy friend like me

This would be me but I kicked soda and now I drink water like a drunk and have to go pee every hour.

Perfect?
Asian or just a cute face that makes me want to protect, big breasts, loves bants, open minded, generally relaxed, mommy/doting as heck
Cook sing vidya together and also accepts my weird fetishes

But it is ironic.

Absolutely kino tastes, user.

>atleast 5'9
I'm 6' tall so I want long gf
>blonde hair, blue/grey eyes
I'm Finnish so light eye and hair colours have always been my favourite
>normal build, but big tits would be nice