Why does female genitalia look so lickable?

Why does female genitalia look so lickable?
I want a gf that forces me to eat her out every day after work!

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You ever eaten a pussy?

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No sadly, and why is this a gif?

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Totally. She's been marinating all day so she's a little grime down there?

That just makes it hotter desu. Sweat is lewd.

You gotta lick and then suck the clit like a hoover vacuum cleaner. Then play with her clit with your tongue like a little joystick game. Like you're trying to lick it out.

And of course she cleans her asshole but leaves some sweat and grime on her pussy. But totally. Don't be afraid of the marination. It's gross in the abstract but so hot in the moment. It's extra extra feminine.

Thanks for the advice, hope I get to use it one day
I hear girlsweat smells nice

It looks like a fucking hamburger

I wanna fuck whatever hamburgers you've been eating.

I joined a gym last November. I can confirm it smells delicious. I get awkward problem boners and have had to get creative concealing them.

At least it gives you motivation to exercise

Indeed. And they wear those tight fitting black work out shorts too. I swear to god if you get close enough you can smell their pussies. It happens all the time when they're on the bikes.

I actually have a girlfriend and vagina's are fucking nauseating. they smell like rank and they're covered in blood 5-10 days a month.

Jesus, I didn't realize gyms were so lewd

Could just be your gf, a lot of people have said that vaginas don't smell bad.

Of course they are. And the professional trainers are fucking all of those girls too, or at least the ones who hire them. That's the point from what I gather.

>gyms are just undercover brothels
I'm learning so much. Also nice lucky trips.

have you ever heard of vaginal discharge? the vagina automatically cleans itself throughout the day by expelling dirt and bacteria in mucus, this regularly stains their underwear in what can be a variety of colours. here's a fun article to read if you ever thought vagina's weren't nasty: helloclue.com/articles/cycle-a-z/what-is-normal-vaginal-discharge

Totally. And of course the trainers also work for middle aged dudes who are trying to get in shape after their recent divorce. But if there's a delicious 20 something who wants some extra attention and advice when it comes to staying in shape...Chad is there.

I'm not saying that they are completely clean, but they can't be that bad if so many men like them.

this is all one big fetish fantasy

Yeah it probably is, but I imagine there is still some truth to it.

men are biologically wired to stick their dick in them, and I agree sticking my dick in there is fun, but actually putting my face in there is horrifying and I only do it sparsely as an affectionate gesture of my love

But so many men willingly choose to stick their face in vaginas and lick them, so clearly it isn't that terrible
Also that spoiler is really cute

Not fantasy. Reality. Join a gym and find out for yourself.

some men also like to fuck dogs or eat their own shit out of diapers. I'm not gonna sit here and play mr. judge judy on what gross shit gets people off but I am gonna warn the virgin so he's not surprised when he finally sticks his nose down there only to find that it smells like week-old leftovers marinated in 2 days worth of armpit stink

women hitting on attractive men =/= gym orgies

>some men also like to fuck dogs or eat their own shit out of diapers.
True, but those are much more uncommon. Eating pussy is pretty common nowadays.