No success with dating apps so far. I dont have any friends or a social life. What are my options...

Before you do any of that, read this.

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I've always been that way

Stop being a whiny bitch and either learn to accept your life or make the effort to change it
Isolation isn't bad and once you get used to it your brain develops that way and you end up realizing that isolation is much better than being a social NPC.

i read and i learned nothing, was it supposed to be helpful? or discouraging?

28% of american men are incels according to the latest GSS census. Just come to terms with modern reality and focus on other things.
You could always go out and kill politicians and traitors, that will 100% get you thousands of hybristophilliac women. Not even memeing.

>time is running out
>is only 20
Yeah, sUUre buddy
You are still young
If you are still @ uni, you neednt worry

I am 26 and lost my virginity plus gained friends after a total paradigm shift at 23

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The only thing stopping me from running out of my house with a knife and taking everything i need to be happy is that those pesky boys in blue are the biggest army in the world and would hunt me down anyways and congical visits arent allowed for heros in prison.

Im a female that is years older than you and I have it worse, stop being a bitch

how did you achieve it user? im 23 as well and for some reason feel im right on the edge of a massive change myself, somehow.

You go out in style. You don't go into it expecting to live through it. Well, unless you live in a shithole like sweden, in which case you should go for it and coast for a couple of years in luxury prison.

>achieve it
Well, I had done cocaine and weed every day for 2 years so I had to cut them out.

I started walking on the treadmill for 30 minutes a day and I found a hobby that kept me occupied during my monumental amount of NEET free time. Eventually got a job, moved out and now here I am

Its not going to change overnight. At times, you will feel like quitting and going back to your vices. Just curl up into the fetal position in your bedroom and it will pass.

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Do I really have to spell it out to you? Fine.

DON'T DO THE THING YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO DO OR YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO UGLY SNOUT GUY.

I've said it several times already, women know when a guy is desperate, and it doesn't get any more desperate than approaching random women on the street. The moment you said you were going to do that I knew exactly how it's going to play out for you. DON'T. GO. DOWN. THAT. PATH. YOU. WILL. REGRET. IT. Do you get it now, or do I need to dumb it down some more?

Please dumb it down a weee bit more
Those fucking digits tho

time is not running short my bro. you still have a few years left of being young.

if you're still having no success by your late 20s your out of luck

>time is running out, I'm almost at an age where I can socially drink around horny, single people all day
Yep, it'll be too late then

Become a monk.

Seriously, it will give your life purpose, you won't have to worry about girls or sex and you get free room and bord along with all the Caldy Island choclate you can eat and all the Buckfast you can drink.

Its super comfy as well because you'll never have to worry about politics ever again or relatives. You can just have a calm time gardening and playing the abby's nintendo switch and going online on your days off or freetime. You'll have all your bro monks to have fun with and go drinking with and stuff too.

Just say fuck it and become a monk.

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So wat yu sayin iz, hol up, you be tellin me *saucks air through teeth" that im finna just die childess and alone instead of try?

Last time I did that people asked me why Im so silent

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If only there were muscles in your body which allowed you to communicate via the production of air and vibration of some sort of cords.
Oh well, can't be helped. I'm sure mute guys can still get laid. Learn ASL (bonus: ASL makes it look like you learned to help less fortunate people)

I never know what to say. All they talk about is drugs, sex and people they know

You're only 21 you're practically still a teenager dude

There's no 3 categories that encompass all bar conversation. Filling the air with words is better than looking like a child brooding

>Time is running out frens Im turning 21 soon
27 here, it only gets worse if you don't have a social life past 18.

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Learn about some sort of vapid subject that interests these subhumans like "football" and with your superior intellect you can be their king.

I find your bait lacking.

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28 here. Over half my old friends from high school are married, over half of them with kids. You can't get a social life at my age because their social life hugely revolves around their SO and their SOs friends.

You can't just insert yourself into these close relationships unless you're some super charismatic normie, it's like converting to a secret religion.

If you have no social life at my age you never will.