At what age did you realize that girls would rather be with their dog than with you?

At what age did you realize that girls would rather be with their dog than with you?

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Never because I don't care about women

>girls would rather be with their dog than with you?

I can empathize with that, if I was a girl I'd also take dog cock(and other species)

where's the femanon who works at the car dealership

Can't physically ride a dog, my horse though...

desu I'd also rather be out hiking with my dogs than I would spend time with most women.

Where is that user that posts the dog fucking a cat girl hentai image

Seeing as my penis fully retracts behind my flab when I am not aroused, I am quids in here!

tfw women would rather fuck their dog than you

>my horse though
You own a horse??

Yes, and some other animals too. I've got a farm.

Fuck....
We quite literally cannot compete with horse cock

I realized when I was about 10 or so, I just knew that they really don't give a fuck about men at all. To them men are just tools to be used and to us they're just things that we can fuck and touch. Genuine emotional relationships are fake, the emotions disappear as soon as you stop thinking about raising kids and doing other tribal bullshit.

A woman in the modern world will be happier with a dog because she'll be able to satisfy her monkey instincts without becoming depressed over not advancing the tribe.

You'd last longer at least though.

I'm a quick shooter
I'm afraid I might be developing ed because I fap too much as well....

Well... can have kids? Probably should fap less.

Today years old

I learned this on Jow Forums about about a year ago

how can golden retrievers even compete

I would rather be with my Dog then a women.

Its the same for me, if my gf asked me to chose between her and my dog, i would become a vocel on the spot.
Dogs are just better then women in my eyes.

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How do you know horses cum fast by the way??

Caveman feet.

I have a horse is how I know

>I have a horse is how I know
Have you fucked it or something?

No way not at all absolutely not for sure no

Definitely

Didn't your ass bleed from it?

Source pls. She's absolutely gorgeous.

Greentext it for us. I need to crank one out.

With their BLACK dog*
Ftfy

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Never done butt stuff, too risky.

Absolutely disgusting, the dog can have that pig

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>Never done butt stuff, too risky.
Oh, I thought you were a guy
Another proof we can't compete against horses

he could have just blown it

That but also not a dude

Be careful user, that's how Mr Hands died

More details for this?

I don't know, the same one I realized that I didn't care?

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This man knows his shit, bravo

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>More details for this?

A dude pretending to be a girl pretending to own a horse

Man and dog are like Gilgamesh and Enkidu, just avoid their fate.

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What I really wanted to post.

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Right here anons can't post on my phone cause of a ban
>Get knotted you filthy little whore
Yeah u like that you whore

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I always knew Brooke fucked dogs
She said that was white people stuff, what a fucking racist nigger dog lover
That being said it would be Soo hot to watch her get knotted

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I've always known but it's Kool I don't mind having Rex thunderknotts sloppy seconds
Reeeeeee

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12 except she didn't actually like the dog either.

>not taking the puppy pill and becoming a girls dog

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At this point,watching her get fucked by literally anything would be hot.

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There a story behind this? Reverse google doesn't give much

The girl in the pic is brooke.She came here back in june looking for a robot bf but everyone called her a slut for some bikini pics leaked by some people in discord servers,and she also got doxxed by a kid from her school.I think she claimed once that fucking dogs is a white people thing(she's colombian, and black i think).Try googling "r9k brooke".

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dont forget, her squad would get people in discord on the premise of making friends and discussing their pasts, then try to blackmail the retards that revealed too much

>then try to blackmail the retards that revealed too much
I never saw brooke blackmail anyone anywhere.She just used to troll here and on several discord servers,who was in her "squad"?