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First for southeast europe lad. Where did you disappear to?
>tfw tattoos are a massive red flag.
They are pretty cool though
I'm from southwest Europe, can I be your bf?
Why so? I like tattoos when they're well executed to decorate the body nicely. True, most people get shit, pre-patterned ones at random, but it's a massive plus to see someone dedicated to careful planning, self/commissioned designing, and organisation on the body.
Because only very few types of people get tattoos. None of them are good types
this plus they look bad and ruin the human body.
That depends on if I'd actually like you (and if you'd like me back), based on Si hables espanol, podria facilitar comunicaciones tambien.
On monogamy
It's less than it's seen as "bad", it's more than in our current hypersexualised society, people seem to want to be free to "try stuff out", especially stuff that you commonly see in porn like threesomes and shit
It's true in straight and gay couples alike, excessive possessiveness and jealousy ruins things. If you love your bf he'll love you.
Porn poisons minds. Also the failure to stay loyal and hypersexual pre-relationship sluttery probably underly divorce rates today.
user in the last thread if you see this most yes those old guys were massive sluts but for the most part they are guys you repressed that they were gay and know that there old they wan't to experience wgat it's like it really sad wgen you think about it
Who cares desu, if you're bisexual or gay you should be prepared to live a life without monogamy.
It doesn't exist within the community. It's just pure fan fiction from yaoi obsessed girls who make up this shit due to women wanting monogamy(not the sluts).
Too bad the historical context of it is lost now. Where only warriors and the toughest men of the tribe practiced body modification, and it deserved respect because of how painful and barbaric it was. Not dying from an infection afterwards is a feat in and of itself
Those who were repressed are those who will end up saddest of them all. They will either slut out as "old sissy" shit or buy escorts whatnot because they can't compete.
I see... conversion therapy followed by supporting laws like those in Brunei will be my only option.
>tfw 2am
>tfw no bf to hold me tight till i fall asleep
I feel you user i like tattoos too i don't even mind a guy with a face tat what about you would date some one with a face tat?
>first for no friend either online or offline
>tfw 11:30 am
>tfw no bf to snuggle with late into the day
i'd be your friend user, but you'd just up and vanish into smoke like the rest
>tfw 12:30pm
>tfw no bf to make lunch with
Be my southwestern bf. Are you Spanish?
>bf says im his first white bf
>didn't even ask
What did he mean by this?
Face tats do bother me, but not for the "muh social decency" thing. I just like the aesthetics of a nice, uninked face.
Very true the reason why im sort of defending them is because i feel bad that they couldn't be themselves and now they have to be massive sluts at a age were their bodies may not handle it
>What did he mean by this?
Based black bf. He will fugg you hard.
>tfw 10am and no wallet to drain.
I don't see any reason to defend anyone in any regard. People do whatever they want. But I just can't stop laugh when I hear "monogamy" from bi/homos.
>but you'd just up and vanish into smoke like the rest
We'd talk all day today,have a great time,say how great friends we're going to become and then tomorrow we either won't talk or it will feel really forced until one of us just quietly removes the other.
>tfw 3pm and no job so my wallet is already drained
>tfw It's 5pm and I know I'll never find my ideal bf
That's why you need something you can do together like vidya.
I don't care what my bf looks like as long as he doesn't say shit like sis okurr and tea
You should get tested
>tfw no >tfw tfw no bf
I'm here. I'm pretty sure we had spoken yesterday night if you are the user who attempted to communicate with me in Spanish. Again, I appreciate the gesture but I'm pretty sure you're out of my league and I do not meet most of your standards.
I remember a last summer there was a user here witha face tat i wonder what he's up to
Reply to my post and I'll be your friend.
I'll also ghost you instantly.
It'll be like a Jow Forums friend simulator
>tfw tfwyktf
I work a fulltime job user...
and we probably dont even play the same games,let alone play on the same server
>I do not meet most of your standards.
That's a silly thing to say on Jow Forums. Even if it doesn't end up in anything, it's a good thing to have a pen pal to ask about your day(s) every once in a while.
Wait... FFFFFUUUUCK
Fucking hell I fucking hate this infinite cycle of hopeless loss. Blagodarya(?) anyway.
>tfw no bully bait bf
>Blagodarya(?) anyway.
What are you trying to say?
Where is my constantly wants some form of physical contact to the point of laying himself on me if I'm not paying enough attention to him bf
Is it bad that i say thats the tea sis unironicly
Reading this post kills me inside.
I have a cock comparison fetish. I love it when the guys bigger than me and dwarfs my dick. I like being soft and have him hit his huge cock head on my entire cock. He can also call my dick small and baby dick (but not pathetic i don't like that). It makes me feel cute and precious.
>tfw this is apparently me
I don't want to be bullied user except in the bedroom
>I work a fulltime job user
So do I.
There are people here that are well off in their lives and are not even robots. It's not a silly thing to say at all.
Chose a random south-east european country to say thanks in. Bulgarian's the only one I rember the word for thank you in.
Actually, fuck it. How do you think I could be out of your league? Maybe your so-called flaws are bonuses. Defeatist personality pathology needs to be shaken.
It depends on how cute your voice is. If you only sound a little campy, or have a deep manvoice you're golden
I wish I had a nice voice, it's horrible and nasally.
Speaking of monogamy and bfs, the "Three Body Problems" series of book has some very interesting and very "moving" relationships (of course they're between straight people, but let's imagine), on top of being very good science-fiction and very well-written.
First book has no real relationships, the first half is a bit slow but it quickly picks up near the end and has a wonderful sense of wonder and amazement to it.
Second book has a lot more context and world-building details to it, with some very original and fascinating sci-fi feels. The book reads like a noir thriller at times. It has also a pretty unique relationship as the "Ariane thread" of the book. It is however kinda slow at times.
Third book is a grand finale that wraps up everything and is much higher in scale than the previous one. Even moreso than the previous two, a heart-breaking relationship is present throughout the book, while not poisoning it and letting a lot of other interesting things happen.
I definitively recommend reading it if you're bored and don't know what to do with your nights and your days. The epubs can't be that hard to find.
same here, i something have to alter my voice mid sentence because i start to hear how awful i sound
>I wish I had a nice voice, it's horrible and nasally.
I don't care about my voice. I wish I was taller, good looking and had a bf.
Please take care of yourselves anons. Especially your teeth. Even if you are depressed just go brush them
I had a wisdom tooth removed and the pain sucks. So does trying to eat.
Still have to have another one or more removed yet
>anons here still thinking they will get a loving bf
Have fun getting disappointed
Why user? You won't die if you don't have a aus bf to hold you
I wan't this too some people find clingy annoying i think it's a adorable
Too bad user. Bully bait gets bullied.
Extra bullying in bed though
I'm planning to go to a dentist to fix my shit up but I've been postponing it for 4 months now. I'll call him on Monday and make an appointment. For sure this time, haha.
What else is there to get but love? That's the only thing I want and I'll either get it or die a virgin.
Anyone else browse gay threads (or bmwm) threads on gif and feel like their missing out after reading their stories? They've all had so much more experience than me.
I sound like alvin and the chipmunks on drugs
Don't get it twisted, it's very clingy and I fully understand why most people don't like it. I am not most people.
I'm way past caring about how much sex other people are having
Stop postponing it and do it.
You can't see the bad shit forming and the sooner you get in the easier and less painful it will be.
Don't leave it like me till it starts hurting
>>What else is there to get but love? That's the only thing I want and I'll either get it or die a virgin.
The only thing you will get is die a virgin or have a failed relationship with someone that "loved" you.
>normal gays are out enjoying life and fucking.
>bitter gay incels reee at them and stay virgins for life
You don't laugh at disabled people, do you?
It'll come when it'll come.
I'd rather have good sex (and a bf, if possible) at 22-23 and be happy with myself than live bitter for things I didn't have at 17-19.
Count what you have now, don't count what you don't have
No. I knock them over and laugh at the people who are forced to look after them
>ldr bf broke up with me because he couldn't handle the distance
I'm telling you guys every single good thing that happens is just a set up to having it taken away from you and dashing all your hopes and dreams
I can't believe some people think it should be illegal to take your own life
>How do you think I could be out of your league?
Apart from the fact that my looks are by all means average while you have previously described yourself as "sexy", you seem sociable, outgoing and well adjusted, traits that I lack. You also seem fairly motivated if the fact that you're learning Japanese and travel around is any indication.
This is pure bullshit and you know it.
Social ecpereince is a huge part of life. Sonis sexual ecpereince.
Good luck being a 30year old virgin
>he thinks this is a bad thing
Yes it's an unusual voice, but that good, it makes you more memorable. It also weeds out shitty people on it's own. Anyone so anemic that a voice is enough to turn them away would have found another reason down the line.
Suicide is illegal.
And everyone knows ldr don't work
Any guy who posts apu seems like he is inherently retarded, I can see why he left you
I've got an idea. Arranged gay marriages.
>tfw give up before trying
>tfw give up if it becomes even slightly hard.
>tfw give up even when i succeed
Anyone else know this feel?
ldr is just about talking about stuff and being pen pals rather than something meaningful.
I've had friends. I'll have a bf when I get the time to look for and after him.
Please just give me an emotionally needy clingy bf who talks to me 24/7
I'm serious this time guys ;_;
What type of guys get tattoos?
>Arranged gay marriages.
This unironically.
It all seemed too good to be true, forgot about that golden rule
It's rude to kick someone while they're down, user
Man that sucks, guess it's time to give up then since I doubt I'll ever find somebody in this country that isn't going to hurt me
same
ill take anything
I see people talking about playing the same games as a huge deal. I stopped playing games because they took up all of my time. Am I never going to find common ground to get a bf??
This, but the smallest one in stock
You really really don't want a gamer bf.
Its mainly about playing games online with friends
The kind of bf im talking about isn't someone you just settle for user
Why does his size matter? Are you prison gay?
pls b my bf
I play a lot of games, but I see where you come from with the time waste. I'd be more then happy to drop games for my bf, if I ever get one
>caring about physical traits = prison gay
Not everyone wants a 2/10 giant
I just want to find another underage user and let him have his way with me. I don't care what he wants as long as I lose my virginity. Why is that so hard?
Eh that's just people who say that. I put on a fair bit of weight from depression eating recently. I'm capable of being sociable and outgoing, but I don't always love it.
What's the worst that could happen?
[email protected] is a throwaway email I just made... so...
How hard would you bully me, user?
>The kind of bf im talking about isn't someone you just settle for user
if youre as lonely as me youd settle for anything user
Britbf?
No, I like man handling and carrying people. It's also easier to keep balance if they're riding on your shoulders
>tfw no bf who's the same height as me
I'd like to but I've already poured a lot of energy into two previous attempts and got disappointed both times.