Crack open a Bang's root beer

>crack open a Bang's root beer
>take a sip of the fizz
>"ahhhhhh, that's the good shit"
>wipe dribble from chin
>"hey champ, have you tried walking into the store, asking for the manager, looking him straight in the eye, and giving him a firm hand-shake?"
>glup down some more Bang's

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anyone want to work with me on a web design project so we can build a portfolio?

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>bangs
Learn to read cursive retard

Im getting deja vu from both ur posts. I swear i saw tge exact thread with these 2 exact posts days ago

how many fucking times do i have to tell you old man, its Barq's
jesus christ these fucking boomers

*sips on a da Cnoiy*
seems like you're getting the alzheimers, gramps

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I'm a zoomer and i think la croix tastes like fucking shit (except for the pamplemouse flavor, it's okay). Vanilla Coke is the beverage of the gods.

>vanilla Coke
That's a weird way to say Dr. Pepper.

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Cause some retard keeps posting this

*sip* Ahhhh. For me user's it's "Bangs" root beer every time

>Dr. Pepper
That's a weird way to say mtn dew: baja blast.

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So your the boomer i've been hearing about. hm *pushes up glasses* your name gets thrown around quite a bit, boomer. The things people say.

they tell stories of your amazing boomer work ethic. How you glide through oceans of monster. They call you Boomwalker. Beyond work ethic, a baby boomer who's wealth radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on bitcoin itself. Finally i get to know if theres anything more to you than roomer. When i was a zoomer i feared you but when i gave up being a zoomer, when i became crypto. I began to admire you, the first great pioneer of early retirement. No matter what the rest of us do we are all just chasing your shadow.

But i know theres no such thing as true NEETism. And when i sue you for everything you got for that racist email you sent 15 years ago everyone else will know it to. *unsheathes katana* so now i get to sue you and make my wildest dreams come true. hmm

any hot takes on this?

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Haven't seen this one in stores, where can i find it

The regular one is far too sweet, but the Zero one is fine.

Coca Gola? it's ok dude

i don't like vanilla flavorings

They sell them in a university store near my dorm, I'd assume it would be in Walgreens or target but no guarantee other than calling or seeing if they have it for yourself.

Stop running this /ck/ meme into the ground faggot. You post it more than that whole board.

that drink:GAY
Dr. Pepper.: NOT GAY
got you there fucker.

the drink of fatties and incels

>Dr. Pepper
>supposedly has many flavors into one
>just tastes like soda: the soda
fatties and incels like all kinds of sodas.

I love coke lime but they don't sell it in Canada. What a mistake it was being born here.

Thought it kinda sucked the first can I tried. By the time I got through the 12 pack it's my new favorite beverage. Too bad it seems the local stores near me are all out now.

I know Walmart has it, or at least they did have it.