Hand thread

I bet you don't even have hands

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Mine are better to be honest.

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Yeah my fingers are kinda fucked up so it's hard to be worse

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Evening niggas

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You have an excellent taste in porn user

People always tell me i have nice nails

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what happened to your skin? do you have eczema?

Had eczema as a kid but not anymore. I just have shitty skin in general that cracks and itches in cold weather. Also the pic is a few months old so it was probably winter that fucked me up

ashemaletube.com gang

14cm wide hands, no ringer fits my fingers

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nice incel hands kek

>Yoshikage Kira liked that

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Nice hand user, look like Schwarzenegger

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Front & back.

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Killa Queen
daisan no bakudan bites za dusto

What if this thread is made by someone with a hand fetish just looking to collect pictures? Haha, not that anyone would do that, right?

Hands are a serial killer fetish.

my hand only exist in the internet

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ay lmaos unite

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Damn, son, you need to get some cheeseburgers in you.

gaining weight now. was 150 a few months back. started hitting gym agin after years of inactivity and am at 160 now. slowly bure surely!

I feel you. I'm 6'3", used to be 140, but I'm up to ~180 now. Still look a bit skeletal, but better. Fast food is definitely your friend when you're trying to add some bulk.

>make thread flaunting about having hands
>handless people get angry
>they want to say something back
>can't reply because they have no hands to type
>IQ 1000

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im about the same, 6'4" and 160. i tend to stay away from fast food. my breakfast is always a 2 egg omlet with either ham/mushrooms/onions and lunch has been pic rel for me for a two months. dinner has been sandwiches or a variety of other shit

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Check your cholestorol levels user

went in for a phsyical/blood test a few days ago. everything great cept for iron so im taking supplements. thank god becase i love chicken thighs and will never go back to breasts

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I can tell just from your hands you guys are soft. To be expected I guess.

You should try this recipe if you like chicken thighs.

geniuskitchen.com/recipe/rosemary-roasted-chicken-with-potatoes-459673

Probably my favourite way of doing them up.

Don't stay on iron for too long, and make sure to take your daily b12 to help with iron absorption. You can also eat something with vitamin C to boost iron absorption.

Cholesterol is no problem if you have a healthy gut

thanks bro, looks good already. i love ove roasting veggies. i honey butter roasted the carrots in pic related and tossed the taters and nions with salt pepper and olvei oil salon was too much but wanted to take a pic befor ctting. will upoad a thread this week using yuur recipe
thanks bro, im taking mostly vitamind and c for now but will be sure to buy some B

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>tfw i'll always be a low digit ratio goblino, never get to experience life as a recently evolved scandinavian with high digit ratio and good impulse control

You have a toe for a thumb dude

This is pretty gay lads.

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Original hand original comment

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all you hairless faggots disgust me

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oh nooo don't buy (((supplements))) except for b12, eat whole foods, peppers are good for vitamin c and potatoes are good for iron.

I gotta stop biting my nails but god damn is it a good coping mechanism.

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You must be in europe, jeez, how tall are you?

Hurr durr once a femanon complimented my hands so now I will post here in hopes of one femanon finding my hands SOOOOO sexy that she asks for my contact!
You people make me sick

why must you tease me

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This is the truth, these threads are just for that. Sooner or later some roastie is going to post her hand and the thirsy ass festival will start, people, beta males asking for contact, orbiters etc. People like this should off themselves.

this is the only cute hand on here sorry
nah it's nice to see good hands, a cute hand is a rare sight, even with females...sorta like feet but not quite, you know?

Yeah whatever makes you sleep at night beta male.

SHUT UP KIRA YOSHIKAGE

>tfw i'm the definition of handlet

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Lets hold hands right now

oh shit yea? i know you can overdovitamins but thought C and D were fine to take daily

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you make me wanna watch gay handjob videos

oki bring yours here

post discord then heh

wait wha
sheepie#9754

alright here user

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just imaging that tiny hand coursing over my rock hard dick is sending shivers up my spine

With those nails you could play guitar perfectly lel

What the fuck is wrong with your hands? You all look like aliens. Fourth person looks like a literal fucking monster with those nails.

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You don't want C daily, just eat foods for it. D3 and b12 are fine, everything else nuh-uh.

>tranny porn

So when are you transitioning you faggot ?

Which underground tune are you listening to?

are you Dracula ?

Taking a sitter on the shitter.

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i love them, you are probably very pretty!

BOO YA
>book related

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please ignore skin color.

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i think that may be illegal

Is it just me or is *hai yai forces by susumu Hirasawa* playing in the distance as i hear a huge metal object dragging on the floor?

bet you I do faggot.

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>internet explorer
>razer
>computer hooked up to your massive fucking 720p tv
What is wrong with you?

Found the fucking trap in the group

Not hand but flexing my nail hopefully femanons enjoy

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I heard people actually think women like long hands in men

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We like hairy too

wtf. Looks like your hands never touched anything.
show us your scars
post pic of turd

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IE is dead. I'm using Edge
Its for my Orbweaver which I havent fucking used in years.
It a 70'4k tv and its also hooked up to a 29' Ultrawide monitor as well.

Very exciting picture

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Fucking roastie off yourself

Also witch hands here

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post hand (and feet)

In socks/thighs or without

heil hotler bitch

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Those are very nice hands m8, hope you're not a man. Nice nails too

ur mad in advance

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without. Show soles please

You are ugly beta male

bro why do You paint your nails

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this place is filled with traps unless your into that

cute if guy

Thats why I post here

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Underground - 2003
the whole thing
reminds me of my childhood

Am I cooler for bringing something cool to the hand thread? This comic was signed by a famous writer/artist who just retired recently.

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the pure race

hand dipped in mud

>Another nigger ruining a perfectly good thread
Why the fuck did you even come here, nigger? We're in here having a perfectly good time and all of a suddenly you come in here with your OOGA BOOGA LOOK AT MUH BOOK NIGGA I'M SO RETARDED I CAN'T EVEN READ SO I NEED ONE WITH PICTURES OOGA BOOGA SHIIIET. Get the fuck out, right fucking now, or I swear to God I'll personally hunt you down and Lynch you and every single nigger you've ever known.
Fucking niggers. I just cannot fucking stand them. God, I live next to a pack of niggers and every day I see the dad chimping out with his monkeychild playing catch and all this other bullshit. NO ONE WANTS YOU OUTSIDE, YOU ARE A FUCKING BLIGHT TO MY EYES AND THIS WORLD AND I SPENT EVERY OUNCE OF MY WILL RESISTING THE URGE TO COME OUTSIDE AND MURDER YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

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Pls dont sp00k me mr skeltal

You too buddy! Have another.

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Hey bro I got this letter for (You)

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man what the fuck is wrong with you

hi user c:

Do I have incel hands?

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