/britfeel/

Hitting the Touhou hard today

youtube.com/watch?v=rCo6EEhB3XU

*Deploys decoys in the thread and tells them to go stand by the nonces and their apologists*

any new 2d feMALE feet

Nonce Apologist scum
Helping out nonces are ya?
*Hits you*

nowt like a feminine penis phwor

If you want a blowjob get an escort to do it.
Women have no fucking idea what they're doing and use their teeth too much, no tongue. Usually end up just going soft in their mouth.

Saw him coming out the Sandyford with a massive bag of prescriptions

adultwork.com
ukpunting.com

volunteering at a few charities. need to take off the training wheels soon though. also no one at the charities is my age.

im a proud british citezen and i support the public exectution of murderers and nonces

Reminder that if you actually want noncehunters to make coordinated efforts to go after the real nonces, the masses of gangs who are noncing on an industrial scale, you are actually a nonce support and need to be dealt with.

phwoaar love a big masculine vagina

oh shit sorry it's faguri not fagiri lmao

Well not directly, but by omission of not reporting them when I know full well about it.

The woman downstairs bought a dog in when my flats are NO PETS and i heard it barking really loudly so i hope she doesn't mind me banging my ikea furniture together in the middle of the night

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Anyone want to talk about anything non nonce related? Can't think of anything off the top of my head personally, but I'm open to suggestions

Who says I'm paying for it? Me and my mates always watch a pirate online stream and bants about it whenever a big event is on. Fridays NXT was genuinely cool though.

what about the blacks, pakis and jews?

you should just buy a dog whistle and then blow it constantly at night

Yes lad I did a while back, got an escort to make a porno with me and she sucked the life out of my body. Absolute KINO blowjob from a sexy skinny girl with cute face.

how do you support it then, turn up on a saturday afternoon and wave from the touchlines?

How did you get so good at photoshopping, graphic design and meme-making etc?

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Disgustin predditor SCUMBAG

It's only 10 quid

are you NEETs or something?

Hello user.
We've received some rather concerning reports from your internet service provider in regards to your posting history on the website www.Jow Forums.org.
You have made numerous statements that include such things as "there is nothing wrong with shagging a 15 year old" and "I knew about a child sex offender but did nothing to stop it :)"
As you should well know, the age of consent in this country is 16 and we take very seriously reports of this nature. We have reason to suspect that you may be involved in organised paedophilia and will be seizing all of your electronic devices.
Officer, please escort him back to his cell.

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No mate it's Mayuri not Sagiri
If I had to guess a ton of practice but I can ask him on discord if you want

urgh don't you lads hate it when you go out on the lash and the next morning you and your roommates are all too tired to make tea and you've got 100 word uni essay due in 6month
bloody feel right lads
think i caught a cold tonguing some bird to

Seethe harder you fucking faggot, everything he did was fully consensual

haha yeah that was me lol

Certainly, I understand. However i shall be expecting a formal written apology and 500,000 pounds compensation for emotional toil once it's determined that I've got nothing to hide.

>Take this medication when your stomach is empty. This means an hour before food or 2 hours after food.
>Had food 20 minutes ago
Just want to go to bed but I've got to wait up to take my medication

>tfw still no cute female to cuddle

fuck mate I know that exact feel
only thing worse is when I'm with my gf cuddling in bed and then my side bitch keeps texting me

If you're underage it is viewed as rape in the eyes of the law even if you said "yes"
imagine typing shit like this out on a website monitored by MI5

oh right thought it might be should have got the hint but I'm a mong.

Still haven't sorted out my discord lad, did you buy a ps4 yet?

Can you give us any tips on shagging trannies and dealing with the shame?

Who fucking cares? Anyway it wasn't even me.

Just had a ginsters chicken and bacon sarnie. Bland as fuck, the most flavoursome thing was the cucumber in it.
I wouldn't recommend

Serus question what do the army actually do? This girl at work who I want to make my gf ahahhahahaha has a bf "in the army" and I'm wondering if he could kick my ass or if he's some kind of pansy faggot who has to sit through mandatory tranny training and diversity courses and has never fired a gun

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Anyone else feel like they can never truly relax after having lived in a really shitty area for so long?

>is that noise children playing or someone having a screaming match?
>what was that noise? Better turn off my music to check
>wait no I heard it again it's someone trying to kick down a front door at 3am
>what's that smell? Oh, burning plastic. Someone has torched a wheelie bin again
>everyone dumps their rubbish in the alleyways
>need to go to the shop but dont want to risk getting stabbed by a junkie

Movedh half a mile to the nice end of the next suburb over about a month ago and I don't think I'll ever be able to just let my guard down. It's still an absolute crime and scum ridden suburb but at least they don't come up this way.

Also, it's very plausible other people reported him and the police simply ignored it

>set alarm for 2 hours
>sleep
>alarm goes off
>pop pill and go back to sleep with minimal disruption

i've just started boshing tranny prossies

best decision i ever made.

every role in the army goes through basic infantry training

I won't be able to sleep now. My medication makes me sleepy

almost fell out of my chair reading this, I hope you do try something and deano will show you what's what

you're /aremong/
discord is shit anyway, and no haven't got a sofa yet. need to buy a tv too. not sure why I'm putting it off I have enough savings to comfortably buy them

Try going to the gym. Only cookie cutters feel shame

you picking up the new Joy Division book by Jon Savage? was meant to get it when it came out but too poor

>what do the army actually do?
Die in sandy shitholes for Israel

I don't know this feel, my only experience of something like this is when I had a friend from London over and he kept looking out the window every 10 minutes or so to check if his car was still there.

Eating spaghetti bolognese, just like momma useta make

How can you type with so much bait in your possession?

Just imagine reporting someone to the police for having a consensual relationship with someone underage

>is literally a cookie cutter
No but seriously why did you fuck a lad?
What were you expecting to happen?

Honestly who gives a shit if you fucked a tranny?
I wouldn't do it myself, but I couldn't care less if somebody else wants to.

I know LARPs are plentiful here, but this isn't one of them

I've got the epub if you want it

I'm the same way I always put off purchases till I get frustrated, then I just buy something half decent and regret it later.

It's the denial and clear insecurity that make me laugh.
Just own it Mayuri you closet case.

How do you know I'm not actually BritChad posting anonymously? He's 6'4".

eating bussy>eating pussy

>youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs

His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti
Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe

It's cola orbiters seething that they couldn't even get his sloppy seconds.

friendly reminder that islam is not compatible with a country that pushes for lgbt rights

Enjoy your giardia.

>Go to the chippy
>Get a saveloy
>Get called a LARPer
fUCK

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mate I know the deal. first job I was 6 years younger than the second youngest, then 17 younger than the other. also did some volunteering and most people were literal pensioners, although some decent ones, not on the verge of death. luckily met a really interesting bloke who I chat to occasionally though.

What sort of vol work was it? And aye better to take the leap sooner than later, have you got an idea on the type of jobs you want?

hahaha yes, who gives a fuck about the continued mental, physical, and spiritual well being of their fellowman, as long as both parties consent people should be allowed to hurt themselves in whatever ways they like, I don't see any issues with letting everyone part take in whatever perversion they see fit

any lads here want to change their name to homer junior

is it extra faggy eating bussy?

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trans girls aren't 'lads', there's nothing wrong with what I did. what's got you so upset?

I'm not a full homo, not fully straight either. Simple as

>cola orbiters
edgbaston and weatherfu then
they were at each other's throats earlier using their real names, pair of mugs

Thanks lad I'll be sure to let everyone know

>hahaha yes, who gives a fuck about the continued mental, physical, and spiritual well being of their fellowman, as long as both parties consent people should be allowed to hurt themselves in whatever ways they like, l don't see any issues with letting everyone part take in whatever perversion they see fit

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>who gives a fuck about the continued mental, physical, and spiritual well being of their fellowman
gaylords

>south of the border, down mexico way

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>acquire trans gf
>buy her a boob job
>buy her SRS
now have a virgin gf
cya later, losers

too right mate. I'm trying not to be such a greedy bastard and buy finer stuff, may as well buy something that will last. Don't remember if I've shown you this but what do you think?

scs.co.uk/evisa-2-seater-sofa-scatter-back/L042862_IBIS-COLLECTION-GREY_BLACK-WOOD--WITH-STUDS.html

You had sex with a man. We've all seen the photos.
Wouldn't mind if she actually passed but what you shagged was a man. You are a homosexual.

Don't know why you did it, it's literally your identity now.
>the guy who fucked cola
What a state.

imagine actually letting her get SRS and annihilating her parts down there, FFS and boob job with some estrogen sure but kek at SRS

it doesn't matter whatever i will post, he will probably ignore because he know that i m not very friendly to him

yet i keep clinging to the idea of talking to my scottish friend AGAIN, sad

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Idk lad seems a good way to acquire a virgin gf tbqh

I don't think shagging one bloke makes you gay. It's definitely not 100% straight but it's probably more of a scale isn't it.

1 minute to quitting time

I asked my mum and she said mayuri wasnt gay

>buy
dumbass
>convert to islam
>move to iran
>get it for free
>go home
>renounce islam

don't know why you feel so strongly about it mate, bit strange

>can never have your children
waste of time and money

>virgin gf
>virgin
>gf
>virgin
>g

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thanks but prefer reading physical books, too many screens in my life already. What do you think of it though? I've not been let down by him yet.

haha based mummy got my back

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