"Excuse me sir? Can you give me a hand here?"

>"Excuse me sir? Can you give me a hand here?"

What.
Do.

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Why yes my mocha latte caramel skinned Nubian princess I can lend several

run very very very very very fast

>david ranch sunflower seeds
based

Shes a nigger. No matter how hard you run shes going to catch up.

mummy told me to no talk to stangers.

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>be a model
>still steal candy
baka

*pulls out gun*

STOP RESISTING

*fires gun*

STOP RESISTING

*fires gun*

STOP RESISTING

sure, wait right there while a make a call to the local authorities.

have fun in jail bitch.

I didn't get a shoplifting vibe from this. I assumed she wanted help carrying all her snacks.

you should know the rule: around blacks never relax

She's a nigger so she's prone to stealing

Help her in whatever way she needs and be really nice, genuinely.
Then later want to kill myself due to how insignificant to her I am

But if you're white you're far better than she is.

Give her a hand but comment on how she should dress more modestly.

Do black girls like fat, hairy brown men with small dicks?

don't care how hot they look, still niggers to me.

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succ her girl peepee and yoink her sunflower seeds

hahaha imagine if her and her friends just held you down and made you eat their ass while they called you cracker

haha who would want that?

black girl here
do you faggots really think the few attractive black women out there would go for any of you?

she has some amazing looking tits.
need a pic with them nipples out.

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post a pic o tits you fucking moron
You know the rules

I particularly don't think any girl of any race wants me. But I would help her if she asked and I was sure it wasn't a case of theft.
Just because I'm miserable it doesn't mean I everyone around me has to be. If I can still help someone, even if it's just a little, then at least my life still has some meaning.
I think I'm joining a charity center or something.

black women are literally the bottom of the barrel. they'll go for whatever they can get

and do you really think any of US would go for one of you niggers?

they already have lmao. in college or college educated ones, even a phd candidate

looking at the lightness of her skin...I'd say yeah, obviously

fucking based i like bothof those kinds of sunflower seeds
i culd chat her up ez

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based trips of truth, I agree as well brother.

That would be a hilarious scenario to spectate.

gib boob

No, I don't
nice LARP btw

and im shaquille oneal bitch get on my dick

The classic nigress' paradox. One one hand, the rule to dress as slutty and revealing as possible. On the other, the rule to conceal as many stolen goods on her person as possible. By dressing like a slut she's unable to fulfill her obligations to steal. By concealing stolen goods with clothing she's unable to fulfill her obligations to slut. Truly a moral quandary.

>Be me
>delivering to a plaid pantry locker
>black female asks: excuse me sir do you have the Uber app
> I respond no I don't.
> probably could have gotten head from her if I help hero it right?

have a stroke

pls let me dream

names?
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