Chat with guy online for weeks, really hit it off

Get thin and you will get a man.

Well that stings a little OP. Don't let this get you down for too long man, sometimes stuff like this happens and you just need to move along.

Best of luck to you on your next attempt.

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and 95% of the girls posted here aren't very clearly above average?

I mean, there are some guys out there who have a skill called treating women like real humans, but I don't think you'll find them on Jow Forums very often, but I wish you lots of luck

I'm underweight actually. No like...Facial deformities either but I'm definitely plain? I've never dated and I never plan on doing it I'm literally just trying to make some online friends to feel a little less lonely haha.

Thanks buddy!

Yeah the girls posted here are always really adorable.

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Robots always like assuming that women who don't get male attention are automatically overweight. The truth would go against their world view after all
t. in a similar situation

No offense but the reason dudes dodge ugly and/or fat chicks is that, generally speaking, the minute you show any interest as friends they think it's romantic interest and get overbearingly clingy as fuck.

I'm not even joking, my uncle somehow got in this situation and was too much of a pussy to break up with her so now he's married and has two kids and he looks fucking miserable 24/7.

Duder probably thought "shes opening up to me, that must mean she likes me" and then saw the twitter and hit that metaphorical mf eject button.

the ones that get posted a lot are above average.

>I'm underweight actually. No like...Facial deformities either but I'm definitely plain? I've never dated and I never plan on doing it I'm literally just trying to make some online friends to feel a little less lonely haha.
then either the guy is an idiot, or he cut you off because he finds you attractive and assumes you're trying to make him an orbiter

I'm average looking and sometimes befriend ugly girls, not deliberately but because I take any chance to befriend someone since I don't have many friends.
It always ends with drama and hurt feelies cause they will fall in love even when I go out of my way to avoid getting their hopes up. No exception.

Dont give me that just friends crap. If its truly genuine I hope I can befriend someone like that so I can finally have a lasting female friendship. But I bet you were fantasizing about sucking the guy's cock and you'd have continuously done so if he didnt ghost you.

No issue buddy, take care!

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if you aren't fat ill fall in love with you right now fucking watch me you have no clue bitch

Real BTFO
I admit my defeat

Yeah I've noticed that, sorry to hear that you're in the same situation.

Thing is I had a chat with the guy pretty early on about like...Dating experiences and I threw out that it's not something I do and we had some laughs at stories of me legging it the moment anyone tries to flirt with me so I felt it was well-established that we were just talking about movies and video games and nothing else.

Just sucks that the guy seemingly decided to drop me because he found out I'm a woman and thought I wasn't a theoretical dating target.

I'm just trying to wrap my head around it honestly because while I myself think I'm the ugliest creature on earth I've never had anyone go like "whoa there you goblin! away with you!" but I guess I've just never ran into any goblin hunters before or something? Much to think about...

I'm literally terrified of people being romantically interested in me because I'm very mentally ill and can't handle that kind of attention. Absolutely zero sexdrive and intimacy creeps me out even if it's something platonic like hugging. Tiring that almost no one seems to be able to wrap their head around that.

No please I beg of you

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yea thats what i thought
>No please I beg of you
youre too late sorry

Ah shoot.

ok wait what do boyfriends even do i dont know you have to train me

Whoa would you look at the time it's time for me to skedaddle haha!

ill fucking sue you bitch

Huh? Who's Sue? What?

>tfw no underweight gf to be skelly with

>I'm underweight actually.
If you don't care about having a man and just want friends, why are you posting that it hurts to have a man stop talking to you because you're ugly, and why does the friend have to be a man?

ok thats it im getting a restraining order why are you harassing me

Didn't have much to do with the fact that it was a guy, he just happened to be one ya feel? Just laying out the facts! Lining em up! Didn't have to be a man but like I'm a human being so of course it hurts to have someone seemingly drop you because you're a lil ugly.

No please take me back I can change I have so much to offer ooogh

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>No please take me back I can change I have so much to offer ooogh
please cease and desist

Well, hate to break it to you but girls are fucking boring. It's pretty much pointless to talk to a girl unless it's to try to pass your genes on with them.
Of course there are exceptions but, there are always exceptions.

Pretty much this. The vast majority of women have surface level interests and are as fun to talk to as watching paint dry. I've only known one woman in my entire life who was actually capable of enthralling discussion

I can't live without you don't do this to me....

I mean I'm not super interesting but I have stuff I'm passionate about, y'know? Me being a woman has little to do with me being a loser shut-in who lives vicariously through various media.

>I can't live without you don't do this to me....
you're in luck, i like the clingy ones

>Me being a woman has little to do with me being a loser shut-in who lives vicariously through various media.
Nope. In fact it has a lot to do with it, not a little. You being an exception would just mean you're an exception, not that my statement was wrong. Besides, you're probably not any of what you claim in the first place. Every single woman I've ever had has lied to me about at least a few things, why wouldn't you put yourself up from the get go? It's normal in today's world, another reason to stop letting women control sexual flow of society.

Yoou. I see what you're doing and I ain't having none of it! Zip! Nil! Nada!

You're thinking about this a lil too much methinks I'm just a really dumb nerdy loser my good friend.

>Yoou. I see what you're doing and I ain't having none of it! Zip! Nil! Nada!
no you have it all wrong im totally not trying to manipulate you

Huh? Wow okay haha whew.

Thinking is what I, and men, do. You're not alone in that you admit you're dumb and don't want to think and talk about what I'm thinking and talking about. It's why I said men find women boring, and here you are saying that you are dumb and boring.

But don't take this the wrong way, there's nothing wrong with being a dumb and boring girl. It's just that men want to be paid back for entertaining a lesser being than themselves. You give him sex, and he will entertain you. That is the only way it was, is, and will be (until the technoutopia changes our genes of course.)

y-yea haha what kinda creep would do that h-ahah

>be chatting to girl for weeks
>we don't share pics until like week 4
>she isn't my type at all
>give her compliments anyway
>we continue to talk daily
>now 4 months talking
Having a female friend is nice, we comfort and try to help each other.
We are in very different time zones though which is annoying. Not many nice girls in gmt+10 here.

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i have the opposite problem usually with online girls
>talk to an online girl for weeks/months
>she mostly never replies to me, one words me. ghosts me all the time for weeks, will ignore my messages even when i can see she saw them
>finally the time comes we exchange pictures
>as soon as she sees me suddenly she starts messaging me all the time, replies immediately, starts asking if i wanna do voice chat/video chat

girls are scum

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Was she an uggo?

>and I'm 4/10 at best
Probably aren't as bad as that. Sorry that happened to you though user. Dunno what the issue is, if you're just friends with someone and don't want to fuck or date them shouldn't matter if they look like a 1/10 or 10/10.

If your taste in games and movies isn't absolutely terrible I'm happy to add you and talk about shit sometimes. But I will probably make lewd comments, it's 100% automatic after 30 years of brain conditioning to innuendo and whatnot.

Glad that friendship is working out for you!

God, that's like the exact opposite of my situation but it still sucks. Sorry to hear.
>But I will probably make lewd comments
Hard pass in that case!

Thanks friend, not all robots are lost causes. It is pretty hard to find nice ppl though.

no it doesn't, you can't hurt you don't have human feelings. you're temporarily lowered from your extreme inflated ego.

>calls people lost causes and complains about people not being nice in the same breath

this is who you orbiters are giving your kindness to. just fucking think about things.

God I wish I had an ego that'd be nice

I'm not that reply, the only one I'd refer to as a lost cause is myself. Doing that to someone else is kinda mean and not my style, you know?

>God I wish I had an ego that'd be nice
can i shower you with praise like a pathetic idiot until you get one?

reminder that you fucktarded orbiters are even bigger wastes of oxygen than op

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You replied to a dude my friend.
Check the majority of Jow Forums, including your posts as to what I was referring to.

This thread shows how truly pathetic r9k has gotten.

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it's a pathetic world 2bh

Hm, no thank you that sounds kind of awful! Praise yourself instead, yeah?

But I'm OP? Huh...Learning a lot about myself today

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Unattractive girls do have it good though, I've mexican andy's looksmatch fucking cuck people and get a shit ton on attention

If you don't have a bf it's cus you are only going for chads, I can't stress enough how ugly and retarded you'd have to be to not have a bf as a girl.

sounds like you fucked up OP haha

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Sounds like you spent your time being a pal with a normie son of a whore. That's usually how things go. Also I noticed in your first reply post you posted a pic of V from DMC5. The greatest game of the year so far. It's not often I'm taken aback by a woman's choice in things, but I respect you.

Girl here. I sympathize. I fucking hate men. kek. I really do feel you though. I go through similar shit pretty much all the time. Hate my feels.

Didn't mention anything about boyfriends as I don't date, have no interest in dating or anything of the sort. Just felt bad to be dropped by someone I thought was a friend because he found my looks disagreeable.

Sure did buddy...

Eh, he was pretty well-adjusted but we had a bunch of stuff in common and got along nicely so we had a nice run at friendship while it lasted. Oh well.
And yeah DMC5 is great, V's my favorite.

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I was messaging a fat, conventionally unattractive fembot on discord, and she stopped talking to me, not the other way around. Stop projecting.

>girl "just wants to be friends" with a guy
>girls and guys can be "just friends"

stupidest fucking post i've seen all week, you holes are so fucking stupid

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Men and women can't be friends. If you think you're friends with a guy, you're wrong. He is an orbiter or thinking about how to nail you. So one guy lost interest after seeing your pic, so what? Guys are a dime a dozen and any woman can get laid. If you want a repeat experience but where you string the guy along as "friends" then just use a filter on your pic and show some cleavage. If you're over 18 and under 25 and want to date but feel too ugly, then just go after 30 year olds in your looks-range and the guy will feel like he scored bc dating a young chick.

Although I disagree with you to such an extent that I almost foam at the mouth with ungodly irritation, I will respectfully withhold my tongue fingers. Kind of random but wanna game some time? I'm not looking to hit on you or any of that bullshit. I sort of have someone in my life (e-thing), but yeah. Your call. I'll put down a throwaway email in case you wanna share your discord/steam. I know this is random and sudden but I actually prefer the friendship of women>men so I always take a shot in the dark when I see a reason to.. And that dmc5 screenshot was the reason.

[email protected]

I wasn't fucking talking to you was I?

Thing is I don't want to date, I have never dated and I will never date or be in a physical relationship with anyone. I've never been on the market and I never will be. I'm not complaining because he found me ugly but rather because I didn't realize you had to be pretty to have friends, you know?

I didn't talk to him because I wanted to "string him along" or date him I just wanted to discuss our common interests and the guy asked for my twitter so he could keep up with neat stuff I share from different sources more easily.

Thank you so much for not bashing me on my taste in fictional characters haha I get so many people making fun of me for liking V as much as I do. You seem cool and I don't mind posting my discord here since I'm a cool adult and I have no fear! (that's a lie I have a lot of fear I just don't remember my e-mail) My #3462

Oh, sorry I haven't slept in a while so I've reached the point where I'm just looking for something to reply to. My bad!

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Where did you find her?
I can't find any fat fembots who are single.

Have you tried not being fat?
kek, not original

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this entire fucking post

bl9x

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>didn't realize you had to be pretty to have friends
You don't have to be pretty to have friends. But no guy wants a girl for a friend unless he's gay, then MAYBE. Even gay guys don't really want female friends. You wanted a friend, asshole guys can't percieve women that way. They are always, always looking to fuck, no matter how they hide it, what they claim, or what what they say to your face. So if you want a male friend, you are necessarily stringing him along, because men aren't capable of platonic friendship with women. You didn't know this- now you do. You're not ugly, it's just that one man out of thousands didn't like your picture on twit. Fuck him. He sounds like a doink. Just use a filter show some top boob, and you can have male online "friends." Men are animals without real feelings when it comes to women- just look at this board if you don't believe. Never feel bad for hurting a guy's feelings. They don't have any. They are only sad or angry that they didn't get laid for talking to you/ briefly treating you like a human being. You don't owe any guy dick just bc you talked to him. Guys feel like women owe them sex if they "put in time" being friends with them, but this is clearly not the case. Just know that any man who talks to you more than in passing is trying to get in your pants. There is no exception to this rule..

No, girls can be friends with guys. If a guy ghosts you cus you friendzoned him it's because he wasn't your friend to begin with and he wasn't your friend because you were boring.
This coming from a guy who ghosts girls after receiving the dreaded(we should just be friends) btw. Just because I drop you doesn't mean I did so because you were a girl and not giving me my sex, it was because I didn't get my sex and there was no reason to talk to you otherwise. I have female friends who are 1/10 ugly and/or lesbian, do you want to know why I'm friends with them even knowing that I will never have sex with them? It's because I actually like them and they are funny and interesting.

No, girls can be friends with guys. If a guy ghosts you cus you because you friendzoned him it's because he wasn't your friend to begin with ,and he wasn't your friend to begin with because you were boring.
This coming from a guy who ghosts girls after receiving the dreaded "we should just be friends" btw. Just because I drop you doesn't mean I did so because you were a girl and not giving me my sex, it was because I didn't get my sex and there was no reason to talk to you otherwise. I have female friends who are 1/10 ugly and/or lesbian, do you want to know why I'm friends with them even knowing that I will never have sex with them? It's because I actually like them and they are funny and interesting.
Marked up version, sorry I'm a little drunk

THISBTHREAS MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRY. ALL OF YOU FEMALES. GET OUT. YOU DO BOT BEKONG HERE. YOU CAN GET ORBITERS ESLEWHERE, SO STOP TORTURING ROBOTS. WE HAVE DONE BOTHING TO YOU. PLEWSE, LEAVE US ALONE.

You are safe now, my child.

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>it was because I didn't get my sex and there was no reason to talk to you
Exactly my point. All men feel this way about 99.9% of women.

>I have female friends who are 1/10 ugly and/or lesbian.
>I'm friends with them even knowing that I will never have sex with them?
.1% of men and women can be friends if there is absolutely no chance of having sex and this is clearly established- one of the parties is gay or super ugly and knows it- but there will still be some (perhaps one-sided) sexual feeling deep down for either the man or woman. I am sure you have thought at least once how it would be to fuck your lesbian friend, or she has had such thoughts, and your ugly female friends are currently in love with you or had some kind of interest at the beginning that they gradually lost hope for.

>Absolutely zero sexdrive and intimacy creeps me out even if it's something platonic like hugging.
This should have been the actual reason he dropped you. What an idiot.
My sympathies OP.
The above pretty much proves you wrong.

No. I have female friends that are ugly and lesbian but also have female friends that are hot, I only brought up the ugly/lesbian friends to stress that I can have friends without wanting to fuck them, I have hot friends that I'd like to fuck but am friends with them even if they chose not to fuck me, hell one of them rejected me in the past.
The point I'm trying to make is that guys are capable of being friends with girls and a ghosting you after rejecting him isn't a counter-argument

No. I have female friends that are ugly and lesbian but also have female friends that are hot, I only brought up the ugly/lesbian friends to stress that I can have friends without wanting to fuck them, I have hot friends that I'd like to fuck but am friends with them even if they chose not to fuck me, hell one of them rejected me in the past.
The point I'm trying to make is that guys are capable of being friends with girls and them ghosting you after rejecting them isn't a strong counter-argument.
Marked up version, still drunk

>hot friends that I'd like to fuck
You are still holding out hope that they may get drunk and lose the bf or whatever and fuck you. If that hope disappeared you would not trouble to visit your hot female "friends" in hospital or stuff like that if they became ill. If they were ugly, you would not help them move to a new apt. or want to go to bars alone with them. They are hot girls in your group of friends that you want to fuck, but you don't really care about them beyond that.

Didn't mean to get back to you so late, a friend of mine sort of.. Anyways, I sent you an add on discord. I'm not gonna be up much longer so just a heads up for when you accept if I'm not online.. That's why.

>You are still holding out hope that they may get drunk and lose the bf or whatever and fuck you.

What? How can you make such assumption whilst knowing very little about me. That's also very extreme.
No, I wouldn't fuck them if they were drunk and I don't want them(the ones that aren't single) to cheat on their bfs with me.

Also Why would I go so far just to fuck them when I can just talk to other girls, why does it have to be the few hot ones that I'm friends with?

You are only "friends" with them because they are hot and it strokes your ego to have hot women as "friends."
I maintain that you don't really care for any of them.
You can be "friends" with a woman but there is always some sexual element to the relationship on one or both sides. You are friends, but there is still sexual tension there because you find them attractive and they know it. They get an orbiter of sorts, and you get the ego satisfaction of being "friends" with a hot woman. This is what your so-called friendship is predicated on- you enjoying being around hot women.

If they were single and you could fuck them, you would. Without this hope, however slim, you would not be friends. You are probably just actual friends with their boyfriends, or using the single ones for ego gratification.

>You are only "friends" with them because they are hot and it strokes your ego to have hot women as "friends."
Many guys have hot girlfriends or at leats girlfriends that they think are hot, how would having a hot gf(which is shared with the other guys in the same friends group) boost my ego???

I mean I am friends with some of their boyfriends but there are some who I'm not friends with and their are some who I'm friends with and not their bfs.
>Without this hope, however slim, you would not be friends.
Like I really don't understand why I need to fuck them not other girls, and if I was friends with these girls, why wouldn't I be friends with the girls who rejected me. I should still have a slither of a chance with them, no? What separates them from the hot girls I'm friends with now? It's the fact that they on like the ghostees are interesting and being friends with.

I mean I am friends with some of their boyfriends but there are some who I'm not friends with and there are some who I'm friends with and not their bfs.
>Without this hope, however slim, you would not be friends.
Like I really don't understand why I need to fuck them and not other girls, and if I was friends with these girls, why wouldn't I be friends with the girls who rejected me. I should still have a slither of a chance with them, no? What separates them from the hot girls I'm friends with now? It's the fact that they unlike the ghostees are interesting and woth being friends with.

You are friends with the bf. If they broke up you'd never talk to the girl again probably. You don't care about them at all. Merely that a hot girl is willing to talk to you or ask advice is an ego boost because someone you find attractive is showing some kind of interest in you. This is a kind of safe flirting bc girl has bf so off-limits, or sex is not on the table (previous rejection). Basically you like flirting with hot girls under the guise of friendship but you don't really care about any of them. You just like to talk to them briefly when they're at the bar or wherever you're at with their bf in tow. You like to smell them and look at their pretty face or laugh at a joke or feel their breast brush against you while talking close in a noisy place. You don't actually give a shit about any of them.

how do you people do it? how do you actually meet people to talk to online? i haven't talked to anyone online in 10 years. Jow Forums doesnt count.

Just ask someone you talk to in a thread for their discord or exchange throwaway emails, Satan.

Through online games, twitter and discord servers.

I've done this before honestly, depending on how ugly the fembot/femanon is, if they're too ugly I just slowly stop responding to them less and less, I just don't delete them. Once we don't talk anymore, I just remove them.

If they're average but not that cute, I talk to them time to time putting interest on them and stuff.

So yeah ugly girls sorry, but I can't deal with you.

>You like to smell them and look at their pretty face or laugh at a joke or feel their breast brush against you while talking close in a noisy place.

Wtf am I reading? You are reaching real hard even for r9k levels lol

> Basically you like flirting with hot girls under the guise of friendship but you don't really care about any of them.
I don't like flirting I general

Like what the actual fuck am I reading?

>You only like hot girls because you are friends with their bfs.
If this was the case then why would I be friends with some of them and not their bfs?
>It's because you want to smell them and accidentally touch their boobies
If this was the case then why wouldn't I be friends with the ghostees? Surely I can still smell them and accidentally touch their boobies right?

>that discord
I know you. Mypprivoise on twitter right? you're alright

>Mypprivoise
My nigga, how are you ugly?

You don't actually give a fuck about any of your hot female "friends," but won't admit, is my point.