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The second week of April commences edition

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Poley come home and rid us of the concrete-pouring menace

missing scottish friend edition

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UwU

your willy's showing, lad

What the fuck am I missing about Poley? Leave for a week and this is going on

got done in by the nonce hunters

Probably people watching this:

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GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

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Oh yeah, pretty funny stuff tbqh, hate pakis.

Niggas be hating because they be sad in their own life

Saw the letter said Aberdeen University.

Just how is he not from fucking Rotherham?

Poor lad's from Rochdale. Nonce central there, just as bad as Rotherham.

> im pirate Eddie, I live in my car
Legitimately creasing fellas

Any lads with eczema I recommend hemp seed oil its clearing mine right up.

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milk time

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DUDE WEED LMAO

no thanks stoner

Wonder how Seth Rollins will win?

>ashamed
social anxiety

Watching WrestleMania

That was a joke of a match. This WM is a mess.

I've had that shit all my life m8.

Different for everyone though. Diprobase is the only thing that keeps me going.

That and hydrocortisone / elocon for face / body flair ups.

eh, it was a formality

everyone knew Seth had to win and no one was hyped for the match due to the weak build
It just had to be done

I've had 3 meals today and a snack of a banan and apple, how do I get rid of hunger when trying to lose weight? The rumble in my stomach just never wants to go.

What's up Moni my dude.
Fuck the britfeel seething police!

Give water fasting a go lad!
Worker for a lad on here, lost 27kg in 2 month

You don't think it should've been later on in the show though? It's a title match, weakens the title heavily

I want off the ride, lads.

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Lads I've been living with pretty heavy stoners for a few days now and I swear though I've not had any direct direct inhalation of weed I feel really off and buzz and I don't like it at all, it's getting hard to speak I'm laughing like a spastic is this in my head or? Because their entire house stinks of the stuff absolutely reeks from doorway to window

You don't get high from it you smeg.
Same on my elbows and I started getting it on my knuckles but I've been popping one cap a day for 2 weeks and it's slowly but surely going away.

Apparently, it's good for skin conditions but specifically for eczema.
I need to start using E45 but it's too much hassle and gets everywhere.
I try it out user.

Went to Amsterdam for my 18th mate. Didn't smoke any of that shit but munchies are real. Must have eaten about 5 burgers in an hour.

Used to open the show with world title matches before (Edge vs Del Rio and Shaemus vs Bryan)

The crowd is hot at the start so it's better to go for a big match ASAP before the crowd get drained later on by big matches being thrown at the one after the other

Also, Kofi vs Bryan deserves to o on later and imo HHH vs Batista is a hotter angle too

time for my bed bye byes wank

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Never got on with E45, besides their "Anti-Itch" cream, which is nice and cool so does really help.

>dude
fuck off

Might go to sleep too and watch the show tomorrow

Missed the new thread but would still appreciate any advice.

Motherfucker after all we have been through!!

Find wank posting pure hilarious tbqh

If you don't have any tolerance to the stuff then second hand smoke is more than enough to make you feel it. If you don't want to feel it then it's obviously gonna make you feel weird but you'll get used to both the feeling and the smell after a while. I occasionally visit a couple of mates who smoke the dankest of shit and despite smoking myself I still feel wrecked after being there a couple hours even if I don't directly have any.

> roll myself a sleepy time blunt
> smoke the shit outta dat ting
> mum comes downstairs
> swaps her cig for the blunt
> chill with mum

Who else /stonermum/ here fellas

> gets High off second hand smoke
> smoke myself

Liar

Can I ask a question first?

What is it you want to focus on right now? Is it going to work/college, staying on the sick for a while to concentrate solely on your mental health? It's easier to give advice if we know what you're after, otherwise it's just

>Patience, keep going, etc etc and thats no help

will you kiss her next?

I need mdma and i need it now.
Shouldnt be so hard to obtain in the north of england; this is bullshit. I want to be stabbed because reality is so disgusting when not under the influence of drugs.

Lad that is incest and you've made me feel sick

You norf too, m8? Seems nearly everyone round ere is a druggie lol.

I've never bothered, but I can see how most probably need it just to get by.

Why is this Styles vs Orton match so fucking long?

Give her arse a good squeeze for me.

Not the same user but all you need to do is look at a place like Stockport or redding and wonder how the suicide rate isn't higher.

>>ashamed
>social anxiety

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getting pissed hahaaaaaaaaa

I honestly have no idea what I want to do with myself and haven't for a very long time, both in regard to work and personal fulfilment.
I've worked as a CNC operative most of my life at the same factory, but had to leave because my mental health started getting really bad, ended up having a couple of highly aggressive meltdowns. And the only hobby I've ever had throughout my whole life is video games, but I hadn't been interested in it since about 2010.
Since then, my life just went into a massive downward spiral until I ended up homeless for over a year. I managed to get into a flat eventually but my head is that messed up that I've only just been scraping by ever since. I've spent 3 months just staring into space and trying to get back into work but had no luck at all. I feel like I'm in prison.

You don't kiss your mum goodnight?

hairy asian pussy

And a sweaty bed, lol.

Poley try to stay awake for the Batista match at least

there a good working stream? basedstream keeps dropping constantly for me :c

Me too. My immune system is fucked. Tried everything, I was in wet wraps when I was a kid (with attendant bullying), UV therapy, even my immunologist held her hand up and said she's never seen anybody like me before and couldn't help. I get flare ups in strange places like the backs of my heels will start then crack. My latest consultant has put me on Cyclosporin and I'm not holding my breath but it's working so far, my skin has never looked so clear.
How much diprobase do you get through a week?

I'm using yoursports.stream/live.php?v=wrestling

smooth Asian bussy

why do they imitate the F1 car sound the girls make, why do they fucking do this

Do with my dad sometimes but he's a right mooch, never contributes toward it but will get high af and eat me out of house and home.
Wouldn't be such a pisstake if he bought a bag of Doritos or Mr Kipling cakes with him or something.

ikr they sound like they're in pain half the time noice

You know it's allfakr right?

I know that feel m8. I had light treatment too, was pretty shit walking home with those stupid glasses on, ended up looking like a nigger by the end of it.

Quite a bit, I only full lather after a shower though, otherwise just put it on my face or wherever is dry. I get the 500g pump ones. Then a tube of hydrocortisone and elocon, which sorts the flare ups out.

Never had backs of my heels flare up, but there are usually specific "patches" on my body that rotate and come back every now and then.

Got worse when I hit my teens I think, was horrible going to school feeling like fucking Frankenstein lol. Think it may have got worse after a stupid schoolmate's mum sent him to school with impetigo, of course I fucking got it too, took ages to get rid of it, but it fucked my skin up more.

Now I'm in my 30s it's settled down a lot as long as I keep my mental health strong, otherwise flares up when stressed. Gets fucking sore whenever the weather changes extremes too.

Shit ain't it mate.

>but will get high af and eat me out

lewd

thanks dude much better

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Not the user who asked you but I'm sure they pay such low JSA to fuck people up and make them ill. It's a fucking stress test.
No factories wanting CNC operators? I usually see a few of them in my local paper every week.

Not sure how the cunts who use Tinder have such confidence with it

time for my post beddy weddy wank fag

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Mfw had over 400 matches when I was 18
Shagged 7 girls from it. Remade it again at 21, can't get a match.

R E G R E S S I O N

Hate how hydrocortisone fucks your skin up. When I was a kid it thinned it so much I looked like an old bloke.
That was rough, catching impetigo. I've got a great aunt who has coldsores and my mum had a right go at her because she wouldn't wash up and give me glasses and cutlery she'd used. My mum showed her pictures of what excema herpiticum looks like and thank fuck I never caught it.
Funny you say that about stress, my skin was ok through uni but when I left it was like the pressure was off and my health went to shit, the doctors thought I had cancer at one point but all the tests have been negative. I agree mental health has a big influence on it, try to eat well, get enough sleep, take time to look after myself. With this new treatment I'm on it all seems to be working.
It is shit though, I daren't say I'm over it. Sick of hearing "you'll grow out of it". Pffft.

Nice selecive editing there user, tidy job.

You've got a dirty mind.

Love a good nightwalk. What's the night shift doing?

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Yeah they said I'd grow out of it too lol, in my 30s and well, still here, so that was bollocks.

I think it's different for all of us desu, before the light treatment I tried SO many different creams. Was depressing. Some burned like acid, others were thick like wax (thank fucking god the smoking ban is now in effect, that shit made smoke cling to me), and others just did fuck all, so I went back to good old Diprobase as it was the only one that worked for me.

Had a shit fit at the Doctor not long ago as the cunt decided to just fucking change it for some other shitty brand (something I tried before and was horrible), purely because it was cheaper. Fucking tosser would have WASTED money instead if I ended up having to keep turning up at the docs again like I used to.

Just haveto go steady on the hydrocortisone desu, used sparingly on the face in the morning or after shower, eyelids and around my lips mainly, where it goes thick and dry, or any other patches that may flare.

How so m8? I remember hearing Zeus on the radio say he gets 800 quid a fucking month. I've had others tell me JSA is like 78 quid a week or something, so how the fuck is it done?

I only earn just over double what Zeus gets, after tax, and I'm wagecucking all fucking day.

watching Buffy then its bed

Worth a rewatch?

>be me
>25 year old male
>Crushing anxiety
>Despise gold leaf tobacco
>Walk into shop and ask for the cheapest 30g pouch of anything other than gold leaf
>Cashier is young beautiful fembot
>Hands me 30g gold leaf
>Stammer and pull spaghetti out of my pockets
>Find bank card and pay 15 quid for 30g pouch of wet cow shit
>Thank sexy young cashier and leave shop
>Currently smoking wet cow shit

What's the worst way you've ever spent 15 quid

Had a fun evening playing PTCGO. Will have a wank in a bit and call it a night.

I had a really shitty pizza once. It tasted like burnt toast.

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dunno only on season 2

goodnight chaps sweet dreams

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the people who need it to get by are doing it fucking wrong.

Not gonna lie boys, I've had a pretty awakening weekend, just spent alot of time with my kid, I have to be with his mum when I see him due to cocaine addiction but been sensible this weekend, and been polite with his mum, obviously her new bf is not around.
If he was I would not be here, but he's better than me and I would never get between them, even tho I love her to death.
But been battling suicidal thoughts last few months and needed this
Hope everyone is ok

>tfw NEET
>haven't been to job centre in 2 months
>they still keep paying me universal credit
Am I going to prison lads?

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No, but might get sanctioned

What does that mean? It sounds bad.
I don't really need the money I just go because my mum nags at me to go since she doesn't want me on her taxes.

It annoys me when they arbitrarily change your script, I've rung up before thinking I've been given the wrong one but even arguing and getting the original one back means the one they've given you has to go in the bin, they can't take it back and give it to someone else by law and that's a heinous waste.
Somebody told me once that dermatology is the best thing for a doctor to specialise in because they'll never be called in at night or on a weekend and their patients aren't going to die on them. All they do is say try this, try that, it's all well and good prescribing this shit but I want to know WHY it's so bad and if anything is triggering it. There's no sense to the flare ups and it gets me wondering if it's something I've eaten or touched, like my last one was where my ear lobes meet my head. It honestly looked like my ears were going to fall off they were so crusty, there's got to be something that made it happen but it's always a mystery.
Anyroad lad I've got to go to bed, just realised the time and there was me saying I make sure I get enough sleep kek. Goodnight fellow excema user.

It means they stop paying you for a certain amount of time.
Please realise how important a personal income is
You need your own money, you need confidence that you have meaning.
You are important mate, you need to realise this.
Every single person in existence is important and if you have access to things like universal credit then please make sure you use it to your advantage and get as far in life as possible because otherwise it's so wasted.
It is so possible for the human race to reach inter-univerasal capabilities but not with people who underestimate themselves and choose to stay alive.

Britfeel Radio:

"DUDE HOLY SHIT WEED I MADE THE FUCKING WEED JOKE AGAIN HOLY SHIT XDDDDDD WEEEEEEEEEED"

Zeus is either talking shit like usual or he's got a disabilty. JSA is about 72 quid a week, ESA basic rate (for sick people and the disabled) is the same. If they get PIP they get a disability premium or severe disability premium on top of their ESA meaning it's 72 quid + whatever the rate is, my neighbour gets 180 a week ESA and severe disability premium because he's a depressed cripple.
The PIP can be up to 150 a week if they're higher tier for care and mobility, plus they might get housing benefit and a council tax reduction. And a blue badge so they can park where they like for free.
Living on basic rate ESA or JSA is almost unmanageable, everything has gone up so much but people are expected to survive on the 72 quid which hasn't been increased since austerity came in. Tory cunts.

That's all very grown up problems lad. Jesus, coke and a kid. How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

Yeah I'm sure working a dead end retail job will really make my self esteem spike up.

Where the fuck have the old episodes gone, m8? There's only ones from last Christmas up.

Night m8. Yeah I know the feeling. I get splits usually at the tops of my ears (at the joint where it meets the head), pretty painful.

Yeah when he changed it, the fuckers couldn't take it back so I ended up paying for it, even though it went in the bin. I demanded double the amount the next time and got it.

woke up at 2:27
why cant i sleep

>tfw fell over when walking in here to have a drink

Obviously no job will make you happy, but how you choose to spend the time outside your job will.
And eventually that will affect your attitude while working, causing a long lasting happiness

He's just reuploaded a few more.
Not worth watching as always.
Dude weed shite, standard procedure.

oh fuck off. get a job before it's too late.

Ya I saw there's like 3 up, but there were fuckloads of the older ones up a few days ago, right back to the 3rd episode of the show.

>before it's too late
lmao

I've had three magnums and a mcflurry today

drink more water it will fill you up a bit and theres no downside

This
You'd be surprised at how much you can fool your stomach into thinking you've eaten food by drinking something instead.