This scenario only applies to straight males. A genie appears, and offers you $1,000,000.00 if you do one of two things.
A: You have sex with your own mother in the missionary position. No protection, you have to creampie her bareback, and you both have to maintain eye contact throughout the entire act of intercourse, even when you orgasm.
B: You have to be the giver and receiver of anal sex with a 2/10 male. No protection, he has to creampie your ass, and you have to creampie his ass.
Neither. 1mil isn't enough to be financially dependent on for life. Would start considering it around the 4.3million dollar mark
Kevin Hill
the male pls
Luke Long
Do I have to seduce my mother or is she already willing?
Owen Bennett
If he made it $10 million I'd consider A.
My mom's dead, though, lo these many years. If he raises her from the dead, will she be like a skeleton or a zombie? Because that wouldn't be cool.
If he raises her from the dead and makes her into the 18-35 year old version of her, though, I'd totally nail her for $10 million. And I think she'd understand, actually.
>"No, we shouldn't do this, it's wrong!" >But mom it's ten million bucks >"Oh, OK, in THAT case..."
B is not an option even for $10 million.
Angel Martin
The dude for sure, I can deal with that but not the mom thing
Bentley Harris
what kind of motherfucker made this post
Nathan Brooks
No fair going for a younger version of your mom.
I mean of course anyone would fuck the 18 year old version of their mom. You wouldn't even have to pay most people.
Joshua Hill
To take option A would be to truly cast off my humanity and begin a new life, having crossed this final taboo. Option B simply wouldn't be possible.
I'd rather not make the choice at all, but if I had to it would be A. Sorry Ma.
Hunter Brown
This is why I don't understand "prison gay" guys.
I would literally rather fuck my own mother than even consider fucking a dude. I'd eat maggots rather than fuck some dude. I'd torture puppies and children before letting some dude fuck me.
But then some guys go to jail and after like three days they're like "Yeah lemme at that man-ass." Like, what the FUCK?
Tyler Bell
B Maybe like an hour of awkwardness for a million is much more preferable than doing something awful with my own damn mother. My mother was good to me all my life and doing such a thing with the possibility of destroying that relationship is pointless.
Aaron Ward
I'd actually go for B if the guy's clean and dissese free.
Bentley Thompson
LOL! heres youre upvote, kind sir!
Jayden Nguyen
a without even reading the rest
Gavin Butler
It's a trick question. If you choose B, you were never straight to begin with and the scenario doesn't apply to you.
Carson Diaz
>you have to creampie her bareback, and you both have to maintain eye contact throughout the entire act of intercourse, even when you orgasm. At least I could die saying I've had sex. Plus the money.
Jordan Roberts
>It's a trick question. If you choose B, you were never straight to begin with and the scenario doesn't apply to you.
>B: You have to be the giver and receiver of anal sex with a 2/10 male
Seriously. Maybe you could get fucked up the ass and not be gay, but if you can achieve an erection and penetrate the ass of a 2/10 male, YOU. ARE. A. FAGGOT. End of discussion.
Jonathan Wilson
Jesus i dont know why but I laughed so hard
Thomas Mitchell
Ideally neither because a million dollars isn't nearly enough for either, but if you sweetened the pot a little bit I'd rather B over A. I love my mother so I don't think I could ever fuck her. The dude I could at least not make eye contact with him
Implying viagra or other performance enhancing chemicals don't exist
Jackson Clark
me mums dead and im dead so neither
Michael Perry
This seems rather complicated since my mom is a pile of ashes that by now is probably all over the planet.
Blake Campbell
I will power bottom this little bitch boi for a million bucks.
Joseph Nelson
B, as long as he doesn't have any STDs (unlikely)
Evan Cruz
>A: You have sex with your own mother in the missionary position. No protection, you have to creampie her bareback, and you both have to maintain eye contact throughout the entire act of intercourse, even when you orgasm. What's the downside? In all seriously so long as she knows It's for the $1m, I'm in.
Gavin Russell
A, already done it.
Zachary Jackson
Neither. There'd be no amount that would be worth either and I'd much rather death than either on a side note, only satanists fuck their parents and then brag about it
Jonathan Sanders
A lot of incest retards are on. They are the most annoying fucks on this site
Connor Reed
Go on origano
Jonathan Campbell
My mom is ugly so the dude
Noah Edwards
B all the way. I wouldn't be able to do A. The thought alone disgusts me.
Isaiah Rivera
Neither. I don't want the money bad enough to do any of that
make sure the dude is disease free and guarantee i don't get aids or some shit, and the answers b obviously. you're giving 2 horrible scenarios, but one is more horrible than the other so it's not a contest. you really think most people would never want to see or speak to their mother again for the rest of their lives? cause that'd be what'd happen after a.
Xavier Baker
The dude I guess since that wouldn't ruin my relationship with me family forever
Wyatt Gomez
B if and only if he has no STDs.
Asher Martinez
A couple years back I went out to live with her for awhile, she's on the other side of the country. We ended up fucking around while I stayed with her, and probably could if I went out there again. Pretty vanilla what we did but still, taking money for something we already did is easy picking.
Jose Rivera
>Which do you choose, if any? pretty much.
Julian Watson
B. Hell I would do B for $1000. Stupid genie.
Michael Morgan
I would actually turn down the offer. People say that being a virgin is shameful, but I think it's more so when you sleep with someone for hedonistic or maliciously selfish reasons.
