Do Jow Forums girls go through this?

once she gets comfortable dumb her ass unless she is the one

If you are married you and your wife should be working out together, after you have kids you'll have to go home gym, it sucks but it's the only thing that works.

>eating in bed

disgusting

He got a higher quality asian woman

I've been alone so long I don't even know what I'd do with a gf anymore.

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Thx 4summing up the thread

fuck her right in the pussy

Side piece vs your baby mama

you overexplained the joke. terrible execution

getting married next week, can confirm this

my girl is fit and thicc af though

Cope more fatty

>beta male webcomic artist
>asian woman
Every time

>thicc af
aka fat

based

Amen! Run And Tell That!

>tfw no kind and soft mommygf whos tired of taking care of the kids all day but still wants to bone before going to sleep

based and redpilled

Fpbp as usual

it's over

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Oh yeah. I've fallen for girls without even considering their looks before and only realized how gorgeous she was on the third date.

how do you know she's asian lol

Looks like a yellow niggress, that guy is a merchant

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bottom is objectively sexier and better

you say this because you like men

>eating on the bed

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Gook women are fucking disgusting

>t.whit*id

Comfy pajamas is good.
Food on the bed? No. I hate ants.

Based

- former incel who has sex

the worst thing in this pic is him wearing imperial japan shirt with gook letters on cap

Don't make a comic edit in English if you don't know the goddamn language, retard

Not as hard. There's a reason why obesity rates are higher for women

It depends on culture. For Latinos men are more likely to be fat

where's the lie tho?

>Eating in bed
That's how you get crumbs fucking everywhere

my girlfriend? shes asian

fpbp

Literally everything in your relationship is better if you both keep in shape.

The more sexual attraction the more likely you want to be with that person, spend time with them, make an effort for them, be intimate with them.

It surprises me that mostly women often have this childhood fantasy that no matter how much they let themselve go, love will ensure their partner will still find them just as attractive as when they were in shape.

Sure that person might still love you, but the physical attraction will definately be degraded with all the consequences it carries.

It's so rare to find a woman that gets this.

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Quite the opposite in my case

That is one ugly bitch.

i agree for the most part, I'm just not sure about the childhood fantasy part. I think both men and women in general believe that the person they marry HAS to love them no matter how they end up looking.

Looks do fade with time, but that's not gonna stop me from being a jacked grandpa desu and posting on basket weaving forums

>Press X for Doubt

> think both men and women in general believe that the person they marry HAS to love them no matter how they end up looking.

That's not what I believe at all, if I let myself go and become a fat blob, I won't blame her for being less attracted to me.

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Based

nah, I got her into weightlifting and also tiddies

It's the Divine Comedy you ingrate. He did make one typo though (weight rather than weigh).

Top >>>>>>>> bottom

Hell how many guy do you really know/see that you mire, have a body that you'd wanna live in or even live a cool admirable life? The wmn becoming this are usual dumb bitchs or she's just reflecting the man shes with.

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Based

>jacked grandpa desu and posting on basket weaving forums
A True Patrician

Not in Brazil, at least (although we're not really latino)

He’s pretty fucking ugly too not sure why you faggots are surprised by this couple

>tfw want to be a boomer with a sexy body so all my wife's female friends get jeallous
>watching the Twin Peaks made me want that even more
The scene where Dougie's wife is checking out Cooper at the doctor's and then fucks him senseless afterwards made my resolve even stronger.
Can't wait to wife my gf and have that.

well yeah no shit, but maybe I should've specified. I'm talkin' about n o r m i e s man. Not your slightly above average dude on this forum or the thought processes of the incel, I'm talkin' about good ol' fashioned folk that honestly don't seem to care about looks at all.

based

I’m married, didn’t “let myself go” per se, but after our first kid and especially after our second 18 months later...my gym attendance dropped to zero. Actually ended up cancelling my membership to save money. I can easily see how somebody could enter full on /dadbod/ mode, everything gets harder, you’re more tired, and it becomes very easy to sacrifice health for convenience. I’m definitely not where I was at my peak of lifting and dieting, but I have managed to maintain my leanness and most of my muscle mass by avoiding poor food choices and doing bodyweight exercises 5 mornings per week, pull-ups, push-ups, I have a big log that I do front squats with, I have a couple of 5 gallons buckets to do farmer walks, etc. I play with my kids outside as often as possible for some cardio, take the dog for a run a couple times a week. My wife takes the kids for a walk every morning and has maintained a healthy diet so she bounced back from both pregnancies really well. We both try to eat and feed our kids as healthy and varied a diet as possible, hopefully instilling habits for them later in life.
>inb4 nice blog
>inb4 stop making excuses faggot

Nah. Most times they get slightly chubbier while keeping or improving strength while the woman gets way more fat

thats just plain false

based and same

based and redpilled

That sounds great.

Nobody really expects you to maintain your peak after having kids. You would be a pretty bad dad if you would. Just keep in decent shape, I think that's also what most men would like from their wives, they don't need them to be skinny models. Just don't go full balloon mode after you had kids so I can still get my dick up.

cope

based

ook ook eek

excellent wholesome post

you're making it

based dad poster

I'm still a young guy, but I wish I had you as a dad man; keep making your family proud.

>I've fallen for girls without even considering their looks
nigger what

Down but not out. GJ. Hopefully when the tykes are a little older you can go find some more gym time or even get a home garage set up. Good luck Papanon

fedora

>back in my day we posted gifs not these fang dangled VR 64k webm 4.0's

When you got kids, a job, and very little free time from both, any pussy is good pussy

I thought it was fine, any less and there’s a good chance people wouldn’t have got it although I suppose that’s cause ‘jackfruit’ is a flawed root

Women are solipsistic little faggots, they want the best, but don't want to work for it. Hypergamy means they want you, the proven asset to always be beholden to them, so enforcing the "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" bullshit ensures they get to put in no work and have their proven asset be a slave to them until they can figure a way to jump ship to someone better.

Honestly that mentality is selfish as fuck and is worse than fedoras who think that they deserve the best woman for being a nice guy because at least those faggots put in effort even if it's in the wrong direction, they still try. In women it's literally "do everything while I do nothing, and if you get mad you're evil and bad."

Post body

Kek this. Asians dont give a fuck about nazi swastikas, but walk around with the imperial sun and you will get hit, especially in China and Korea.

>race mixxing
How is that even a Jow Forums girl?
This. Faggots always post Asian porn stars/models pretending like they are the standard.

Nigga smiling with his mouth but not his eyes.

fixed it.

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Not him but kill yourself. The divine comedy is an absolute based epic poetry series that is definitely Jow Forums approved.

fucking BASED

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what a subtle yet powerful change

c milk fucking sucks

Fpbp
Based and redpilled too

For some reason I read your entire thread and thought you were the wife and thought it was sexy and cool as all hell. It wasn't until the "my wife" part that I caught on (despite the very obvious "dadbod" remark earlier.

huh...weird...

Anyway, I wish my gf felt the same way about this as you and me.

This is a negative and unhealthy way to view women. I used to think the same way. But most women aren't like this. You should try having sex. Or talking to one.