Are cheat meals ok if you're on a date?

>risking your diet for a girl you're probably date once
lmao

if she's your side hoe yeah, but remember to do cardio after it

No, that's just the lettuce wraps option, instead of having buns you can cover your patties in lettuce for a "healthier option"

How do I get barely 18 year old gf? I’m 27.

Be relatively good looking, in shape, and lie about how much money you make.

yes

>wanting to date a girl about to go to university who will most likely fuck her way through the three years

jeez.

>wanting to date the girl that comes out the other side

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Where do I get 18 yo FWB?
I’m 27.

some degenerate platform like tinder, or possibly even /soc/.

Dateline with NBC

Well good news is you're based af. If you know what to buy and hold, you'll do fine kid

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lie in your tinder bio that you're a law graduate with a lot of money.

Fuckin kek

Girls that young are shallow as fuck most of the time and are still very immature when it comes to choosing, so it's all about looks first, money second. Your personality won't matter unless you are a damn autist.

So yeah, get fit and get money. That's that.

Where would you even go to meet someone that young?

For me, it’s about body count more than anything.

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Pretty much every club or dumbass party is flooded with them.

>oh im sorry I cant eat thst Im on a diet
Said the guy not understanding why he doesnt get pussy

Lol dicklet with no bodies is afraid he wont measure up

Sure, just make sure you meet your macros.

I personally just messaged one and asked her on a date and she like instantly decided I was her bf. Also 27 btw

Considering you only go on a date once a decade, you're probably fine, OP

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I am not good at the club game. The only luck I’ve had is when a girl is outside and I can talk to them for a minute then go dance with them. I just straight up do not understand walking up to a random girl and dancing with them. It doesn’t help that I’m 5’8 and you cant even see my body or face in a dark ass club.

imagine thinking that you're obligated to eat whatever a slut wants you to eat to fuck her, i'm a fucking manlet dyel and have fucked more girls than this entire board together only by being confident and sticking to what i want and believe.

>post body

i'm skinnyfat 5'9

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this shit again...

I don't understand

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I do too buddy some people just have bad eye bag genetics and literally noone will notice that type of bags and if they do nobody cares. They won't slim your chance to fuck anyone because they're not gonna say: I would fuck this guy so hard if not for his eyebags

>I would fuck this guy so hard if not for his (insert arbitrary quality here)

You can say that about anything. It's a culmination of little things

There is so much cringe/cope/larp in your post
>1
Whats with all you fags acting like the woman is a domineering force? Its a fucking burger you retard just eat it
>2
Imagine not eating tasty shit bc you have insecurity issues and body dysmorphia. I eat whatever I fucking want and still look better than you with better lifts
>3
Since you brought it up, please tell us your body count. Nobody says shit like that and has a sizeable amount of attractive women

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If I take girls on dates I’ll take them to all you can eat sushi to get a clean bulk in

Coxinha é de frango porra

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gib naem pls

>1
imagine not being able to pick your own fucking food
>2
yeah i also eat whatever the fuck i want, and my lifts indeed are shit, i said i'm a dyel and skinnyfat
>3
25

I know but he talks specifically about his eye bags
If you have a overall handsome face or trained body one two or even three little things that nobody notices expect if they take a very long good look won't make a difference and if they do it wasn't meant to be

ANTINOFAP General is the most based thing I've seen this week.

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Who tf is implying youre not picking your food? My original post was supposed to be in response to "hey this looks good" not you will eat what I say if you want my breeding grounds. All of you have some serious cuck issues if you immediately think a woman is ordering you around over everything. Your second just shows youre an idiot arguing for no reason. And your third is alright, assuming youre counting the uggos too though

Rey from starwars theme park

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that food looks fucking disgusting. I can't believe someone would punish themselves with such garbage.

There's nothing wrong with burgers though, it has all the nutrients you need.

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Every meal I have on a date is a cheat meal. I only go on dates with my wife's sister.

Am I retarded or is she a legit 10?

retarded. cover up the dweeb and look again.

iktfb

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Get a job in entry retail
The amount of 17-18 year old girls that would join my store back when I worked retail was insane. Free pussy baby

Why did you put that in quotes? Lettuce instead of processed, bleached dough is healthier.

It's true!

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maxmoefoe

the puffiness under her eyes is what ruins it

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I knew a guy who was 29 and his girlfriend was 18. They were Brazilian. He was quite good looking and had tattoos and a trendy haircut and stuff but was very quiet and laidback. She was pretty cute, small and skinny; probably exactly what you imagine when you think of an 18 year old.
But she was extremely clingy and controlling of him. We worked in a bar and he wouldn't get home til 4 in the morning and she'd stay awake until he got home. He couldn't go out with friends unless she went too. I went out with them once and she was friendly but really boring. The guy seemed kind of depressed to me.
That kind of put me off 18 year olds. I'd prefer a girl around 22-23.

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Leave the young women for us zoomers, it's hard enough as it is :(

Same

thailand "women" are nothing but "women" with penises.

i want to hear and smell her farts after she eats that

Tbh dates kinda suck.

get a retail job.
>club game
stop being autistic. only tards go to clubs. what is this? year 1995 still? just go work retail or go off to community college.

who is she? she's not even that bad looking for a white girl

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>Eating at shit-n-out
If your going to indulge in junk food, at least pick something that tastes better

cumbrain

>Why did you put that in quotes?
because you're still eating greasy shit fried in lard. replacing a bun with lettuce at that point is like having a diet coke to go with your 2,000 kcal salted caramel cheesecake.

Oh god yes

I’m 27 with a full time job and my own hobbies. I have my own place with my own bills. I want to fuck 18 year olds not work at bed bath and beyond

what if I looked at the food first

yeah right. everyone knows you want to work at bed bath and beyond.

exactly what you think

IF

I'm more turned on by that food I can't eat than her milkers

Agree

>if
>>If
>>>iF
>>>>IF
haha i don't know

>dating
Not gonna make it

You’re probably malnourished or have sleep apnea

>let's go thrifting
>let's go to flea markets
>it's yard sale day user!
>come watch me try on clothes I'm not going to buy, it's just for fun and I want your opinion
>let's go look at expensive furniture we both can't afford and have no room for
>let's get shitty sit down fast food for lunch

how old?

she's rey from starwars

With a girl you love that sounds pretty awesome honestly. You couldn’t think of worse examples?

unironically sounds like fun

If I eat a big meal like an hamburger I have to take a shit instantly and I start sweating like crazy trying to hold it. So whenever I have a new date or some sort of social obligation I just eat half of whatever I order to make it bearable

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Sorry pal but off the Internet guys who approach many women and push for sex get laid a lot unless they are disgusting looking.
Women are passive and unconfrontational so if you can engage them for a while, then push for escalation you will get laid eventually just because some dumb girl feels awkward turning you down.
Not everyone has the same deep seated fear of rejection that your average 4channel autist does

25 khv. im not even sad anymore. people can make fun of me idc. i lack communication skills. its my own fault.

that sounds horrible haha who would want that lol, i'd much rather lift and sit alone in front of a computer all day haha

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>let's go thrifting
>let's go to flea markets
>it's yard sale day user!

i do this on my own, i flip shit online, make more than i did working at walmart

>come watch me try on clothes I'm not going to buy, it's just for fun and I want your opinion
>let's go look at expensive furniture we both can't afford and have no room for
>let's get shitty sit down fast food for lunch

this is a goddam waste of time

you're an idiot it reduces the calories by like 300-400

stay fat

whatever, better than my typical afternoons
>Hey son, come watch your mother and I suck this gentleman's dick!

post a picture of yourself with timestamp since you have such high standards

inb4 disappear

those first 3 are marriage-tier

dunno why the fuck the last 3 fit in though, that shit is thot tier

>lift the camera up son, we need to see your mothers face in this shot