Heterosexual men won't wipe or wash their assholes properly because touching your butthole is "gay"

>heterosexual men won't wipe or wash their assholes properly because touching your butthole is "gay"
tell me why i am supposed to be attracted to those?

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That goober is me except I don't wear funny tees. I guess that's how all of these work, by listing common traits people have.

I have a hairy asshole so I wash after every poo.

No more of this shit I don't know what the this and I don't care to

same dude, my butthole is like the egg in a bird's nest.

I'm straight and I love the look of a clean bussy

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ALSO

>she's a maladaptive dreamer

no im pretty sure that those are just lazy smelly people who dont know how to wash their ass
also no one said you were supposed to be attracted to assholes

but also I'm a friendless virgin whose afraid of women who knows how to do proper hygeine, so, its not like it means anything

No one said you're supposed to be attracted to buttholes.

>addicted to sugar
>sees demons
>severe mental illness
Reminds me of quirky rick n Morty fans