It's soo warm on the beach today. Why don't you take off your shirt and flex those abs hehe

pics or it didn't happen

>it's just bf%
those are B cup titties and an hourglass figure brej

then I guess it goes away when puberty is over

Sorry, I would but your butt smells really bad, or maybe it's your pussy. Either way, I have to get away from you. Sorry.

Sure, now surrender your toes

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ffs dude SHAVE eww

does hair look gross on a muscular body?

>eww, those muscles look tryhard and bulky, we girls prefer a more toned look

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like this ?

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i don't care what the fuck you think. we gave you the right to think, shut the fuck up and surrender your toes, whore

did she just slide herself around in the sand to face away in disapproval? well good riddance bitch, your cunt is full of sand now, i don't need that rubbing up against my fragile pink boner.

>why are you so angry and weird user? I knew I should have listened to Becky and not invited you to come along. I just thought you looked lonely and pathetic in your strange Pepe t-shirt and sipping that awful lukewarm proteins shake..

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why do you keep scooting around in a circle?

I'm on NoFap, stop posting feet nghhhhh

who faps to some bland bitch in an ugly full coverage bikini

>Look but don't touch, I'm spoken for

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You make the same shitty thread every day, are you this desperate for attention?

Your body look like a teenager mutant Ninja turtle

kid is bored, give him a break

>Hey, I heard that! Why are you so mean?? Just go user, you are SUCH a dick and a LOSER! I have already texted Chad to come pick me up and go hang out at his Dad's lakehouse. Asshole..

how did you hear that? our conversations to each other happen out here, in a place that doesn't exist to you, and then we take turns inhabiting the one body in front of you to make little quips before retreating back to our world.

Dude I think you scared her away

how do you know? i just said it. maybe she's intrigued and thinking about how she can fuck all of us. i'd stick around if i were you.

Nah I'm good white devil. My momma warned me about white bitches, I ain't falling for yo traps

>w-what? Are you saying we women don't really exist? That we don't matter? Listen, you need to start respecting MY feelings and don't be such a dick! I don't like your mansplaining, I have learned alllll about it in my gender studies class!

based nigger

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holy shit ohnonononono ahahahahahaha

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well while she's thinking about it, could you pass some sun oil all over my back bro?

quite the contrary, i said our world doesn't exist to you, sweetie pie.

not really, sorry bro. i would but remember, we're all taking turns inhabiting the one body. from her perspective she's just talking to pic related.

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Dad?
Wtf are you doing here?!

Literal breasts

>your cunt is full of sand now

>thinking this is a thing
Virgin deteczed
Kekd none the less

I have war scars that frighten women and children.

you are a failed male

Honestly this hair distribution is as good as it gets. Most dudes should shave tho

fucking whore

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>..but it does! It does exist, I am real just like you!
>Becky is totally going to hear about how weird you are,and she will likely tell everyone after

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Seeing these kind of tranny incel roleplay threads makes me want to kill somebody

Dunno why you're being so mean to him. Ask forgiveness from Jesus Christ and allow him into your heart.

>Honestly this hair distribution is as good as it gets
Lol no.

naw he's just a jealous beta twink

>tranny incel r9k rp on a fitness board
You really need to consider leaving your house or better yet suicide

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Why are you replying to a LARPing tranny?

but there is no tranny in sight?

These threads originated on r9k
Incels don’t get enough female attention so they larp as one, it’s fucking pathetic and even more infuriating
Especially when it’s outside of their containment board

S-suntanning is bad for you and ages your skin

what the fuck? is this a tranny?