Describe your ideal gf in terms of personality, appearance, and things you would do together. Also attach a photo of possible. I will start:
Appearance >Latina, dark skinned >Face like pic related >5'9-ish (I am 5'11) >Small, dainty build >A little belly fat >Average size, firm breasts >Sizable butt >Gorgeous feet
Personality >Artsy >Introverted, but not necessarily quiet >Sweet and caring >Madly in love with me >Likes to read, write, make art >Likes to cuddle >Is shy about sex in public but a huge slut in the bedroom
Things we would do >Have comfy walks, maybe in a graveyard or on a beach >Hang out in libraries or bookstores >Read together >Cook/bake together >Have her be my muse so I can paint her and write poetry about her >Take trips to Europe >Lovingly dance together >Cuddle
Also feel free to rate eschother's tates. But please no bully thanks
I'm always prepared for this threads, though I don't have a picture sadly >appearance Pale skin Dark brown hair in bob cut Brown eyes Cute face Average weight 5'6 - 5'8 Big breasts and butt Biological female >personality Still has some childlike innocence. Still gets amazed by things, still believes there's good in the world, that kinda stuff Good sense of humor (at least can take jokes) Nice and kindhearted Friendly Loyal/faithful Loves me Decent sex drive >things we'd do Cuddle Play vidya together Go out to eat I guess Just be silly together I dunno
Whatever u say man. She browses r9k with me all the time though
Daniel Bailey
S-s-stop it user. I can't handle this.
Brody Bailey
can confirm, femanons are here too.
Asher Green
>white light hair/eyes >5'9-5'11 >virgin >18-23yrs old >skinny enough to have a thigh gap >catholic >introvert house wife that loves being a mother >shy but not around me >interested in board games and video games, or anything cerebral
Everything else doesnt matter. I would work 70 hours a week to have her.
You are way to picky and specific about what you want. You idealize women, they are far from what you think they are. When you realize that, you gonna turn 180degrees and hate on them.
Classic incel.
Justin Myers
There's no such thing as being too picky about an "ideal". Most people would settle for less than their ideal, since an ideal is literally a perfect fantasy.
Lincoln Foster
To be honest if she was just an artsy latina with average looks I would be more than happy. This is simply the perfect girlfriend for me
William Bailey
>exists >is female >preferably white skin or the less dark possible >will hang out with me because she genuinely likes me >looks good enough for me to get hard when I look at her naked
Ethan Scott
Appearance >Balkan or White >5'4-5'8 >Skinny >Small to Medium-sized tits >Nice butt >Pic related
Personality >Passionate >Intellectual >Artistic/Creative >Witty >Caring >Enjoys cooking and cleaning with me >Enjoys PDA
Things we would do >Read together >Cooking >Travel >Study >Go to concerts >Dance
Sounds like we have similar tastes, with exception to appearance.
t. OP
Jayden Barnes
>5'5-5'9 >qt3.14 >average breasts and body fat >(not too picky about looks if I'm gonna be honest) >sweet and caring >doesn't care if i fuck up and will let me try again >can cook >passionate and extroverted >good taste in music >we would hang out and listen to music together >go on walks >travel to different places together
>Things we would do Go eat at fancy restaurants Travel together Watch animes and other children's cartoons Get groceries together Hold hands or hug
Levi Ross
This user was right. But to be honest I could probably be doing a lot better for myself
Lincoln Peterson
is this the fucking goober user
Easton Price
can someone explain the appeal of tallgirls to me? not into short girls or anything, im just a fag
Kevin Howard
For me I just don't want to bend down to kiss her and tower over her. I can understand the appeal I guess, they're delicate and small. You just want to pick them up and cuddle them to death. But I prefer a girl who has both height and a dainty, feminine build that allows me to snuggle her easily.
Dominic Gonzalez
I'm no goober just hopelessly in love with a the girl i described
Logan Wright
Appearance >Pale >Dusting of freckles on face and shoulders >rosy cheeks >Button nose >Light eyes (grey, green, blue) >Shortish, messy hair >light brown, red hair (doesn't really matter, as long as it isn't dyed a weird color) >fairly athletic, slim figure >5'4" - 5'7" >small breasts >no tattoos >no piercings (other than ears) >doesn't wear much makeup >dresses for comfort
Personality >outwardly cheery, but maybe a bit cynical >easy-going, nonjudgmental >a bit nerdy, tomboyish >witty, likes to tease (to get me out of my shell) >outdoorsy >empathetic, kind, friendly >artistic in some regard (eg. plays an instrument, etc) >not a total shut-in (enough to pull me out of the house) >likes to cuddle >faithful >secretly kinky (likes bondage and the like)
Things we would do >cuddle up and watch movies/tv >go hiking or other outdoors activities (hunting, snowmobiling, kayaking, walking) >go traveling the world >play vidya together >cook together >quiet nights at a small restaurant
Nathaniel Kelly
Appearance >Over 5'6 >Lean or skinny body >Pale skin >Minimal bodyhair, absolutely no facial hair >Boyish good looks >Fashion sense >Good head of hair >Not too masculine >Well groomed, takes care of himself >Has his own aesthetic Bonus points for tired eyes
Personality >Artistic, creative >Passionate about something >Willing to try new things >Intelligent >Good sense of humour >Enjoys reading >Takes charge, is the dominant one >Doesn't mind me being shy and quiet >Odd
Things we do >Go to museums, historical sites, small cafes >Talk about our taste in fashion, music, media and literature >Go to botanical gardens so I can take pictures of flowers with my camera while he reads >He shows me new neat things he enjoys be it a new place we visit, a movie he likes or something else >Stargaze and do other relaxing things in comfortable silence all by ourselves
Appearance >23 inches >double barreled >oak stock Personality >explosive Things we would do >put her in my mouth
Brayden Wood
I'm not normally attracted to guys, but these boyos are cute, I like the feminine look
Asher White
H-heh yeah sure that's me. Hrm.
Yeah I'm extremely picky about who I'm attracted to and traditionally masculine guys just aren't it.
Joseph Roberts
Appearance >white, asian or hapa >pale skin >height under 6' >fit-ish, not elite athlete tier but not flabby >slender frame >flat/small breasts >nice feet >long hair >dresses feminine >no ugly tattoos or piercings
Personality >introverted >open >agreeable >hard working >submissive >emotionally volatile is ok but not desired, and only as long as she's the "I'll kill you if you leave me" type, and not the "I'll tell people you raped me if you leave me" type >high IQ, doesn't have to be super high but she should be above the curve, something in the 115-135 range
Other details >21 or under >physically affectionate >never been to uni but not a HS drop out >no more than 2 previous male sexual partners
Zachary Morgan
Appearance >olive or dusky skin tone >like 5'8 - 5'10 >thin but elegant build, some fat on the thighs >slightly smaller, firm breasts >round butt
Personality >not afraid to party >talkative and fun >kind and polite >likes language related things
Things we could do >cook together >walk, a lot >cuddle >talk a lot
Hudson Hall
You dont understand the real distance between ideal and settle for less. Youre not even gonna get 2% of what you want.
Ryder Phillips
I've met/seen people who match almost all of the characteristics, they're definitely out there
Carter Nelson
>Youre not even gonna get 2% of what you want. Retarded roast detected. Men have standards. Get used to it. Men only settle for trailer trash for ONS or FWB relationships.
Ian Brooks
we both bookcels OP :S
Appearance >Asian >skinny and short (below 5'5ish I suppose) >small butt >average (probably smaller end) boobs >wears glasses
Personality >talkative >likes to read >likes animu, board games, some vidya >very into me >takes initiative on things >atheist or at least nonreligious so I don't feel guilty >virgin >quit witted
Things we would do >play duet (I play piano would love for someone who can do violin or sing :3) >watch animu >read together, talk about books >talk about philosophy, books, animu, politics, or whatever (nothing off table) >cuddle >hiking or running
Above obviously ideal. In reality just existing and not being overweight is what I look for.
can someone explain why the new generation zoomers are obsessed with feet? what happened during your childhood??
Mason Sanchez
Appearance >red hair >sparkling blue or green eyes >thin build >fat meaty tits >cute butt >5'6-5'9 (am 5'10) >dresses conservatively but not snobbily
Personality >introverted but can be bubbly/excitable if her interest is piqued >energetic, youthful, hopeful >sweet, considerate >reasonably willing to try new things >likes reading, movies, dancing, cooking, history and philosophy, vidya, anime, etc >wants to be a housewife or at least is open to/able to manage having 5+ kids
Things we would do >read together >watch movies and anime >cook together >go out to fun places in town like roller rinks, arcades, etc >play vidya together with her as my healslut or dps with me in tank/bruiser roles >go for walks together >talk about the world and how we perceive it, discuss politics, philosophy, etc. >dance at romantic places, maybe teach her swing dancing if she's up for it I just want someone to love.
OP, I only checked out your thread because your pic looks like me. I match everything except my feet aren't gorgeous my toes are too short and it makes them look chubby. Also I'm 5'4 but just thought I'd tell you we exist, even on this board. Buena suerte, querido!
Oliver Rivera
colour a sorta olivey white face i do not know just not pudgy or elongated 5'6 130lb of muscle with 15 of fat
personality is a theramin gateway to schizos as long everything else is covered it is FINE
things we can do 4 hour hell sessions hiking feeding babies getting lost every dinner scene is lynchian and of kafkaesque taste per se luaghing at my third (and beyond) voice
Appearance >Pale skin >Haircut like pic related >Height doesn't matter as long as she isn't super tall (I mean ridiculous tall like 7' or so) or extremely short (even then I'd think about it) >Either skelly with next to no boobs or slightly toned with firm boobs and sizeable ass >A bit goth >Bonus points for using glasses
Personality >Quirky >Not judgmental towards me >Very nerdy / into vidya >Likes fanfictions >Is into WH40k or SCP lore >Likes history but isn't pretentious >Compliments me and/or my taste >Won't try to belittle me >Listens to me >Tries to keep me happy as much as she can >Very touchy-feely >Looks dead inside/tired >Suddenly develops a bubbly personality if she's happy / feels loved >Is funny and makes funny/witty remarks on the fly >Kinda shy >Very caring >Similar taste in music/games/things >Very loyal >High libido >Very moderate leftist >Indoorsy >Artsy to a degree
Things we would do >Play coop vidya (especially AoE 3 and Rocket League, and other games I play with my mates) >Play fap hero together >Look at random places in google maps >Maybe excercise? >Obsess over worst Korea and learn Korean >Watch car crash videos (sfw) >Watch martial arts movies >Explore luxurious parts of town >Comfy nightdrives >Travel maybe >Laugh at YTPs >Bonus points for hentai discussion >Eating junk food >Trying new restaurants >Watch streams together >Look at skyscrapers, skylines and airports
>super playful >occasionally childlike >adorable quirks and neat hobbies >largely independent, occasionally clingy >hopeless romantic >loves fashion >loves feeling small and being protected
>idyllic dates >reading to each other >intensely affectionate travels around the world >literally just bask in each other's company because even the most dull moment becomes special in the wake of your love for each other
Worst part is that I had this, but she was consumed by her mental anguish and is now dead.
Sounds cute and comfy. I can't promise you any modicum of creativity though. I enjoy photography but I need a lot of practice.
Adam Gray
Obligatory update because I always miss important things in threads like these
>Would talk with me about history/politics/worldview without trying to one up me but merely to reflect upon it >Would daydream with her a lot and fantasize about fantasy scenarios >Cook together >Would go hiking (but not very often) >Likes to talk mildly about paranormal stuff (isn't into occult stuff though) >Respects me
Leo Long
Lets go get groceries together I ran out of Pringles (dont feel like eating healthy today)
Nolan Stewart
Aw, thank you! Sounds like we'd have some really comfy dates together yeah. Photography is more about having fun and helping you notice the beautiful details in daily life so it's the perfect hobby to practice.
Same as me except I'm 6'1 and suicidal so no trips
Kevin Jackson
Thanks femanon, that means alot
David Carter
You're not finding anyone that looks like that here, sorry femanon
Luke Richardson
Idk if you are a femanon or a fag but I match all of that. People like that are somewhat common on r9k and the s4w soc threads but they are usually quite mentally ill. The ones who talk to a lot of girls online also grow to become narcissistic because of their excessive validation.
Kayden Robinson
Literally described my girlfriend OP, lmao
Juan Adams
Haha, no worries! Wasn't expecting to find anyone I just enjoy filling out forms I guess?
Femanon. It's neat that you match all of it, really wasn't expecting that.
Jack Wood
This is like the third person who has said this. Where the fuck are you guys finding all these artsy latinas?
>Not a cunt (I'm not a cunt) >Not fat (I'm very fit) >Not hideous (4/10 or better) What's funny is I went on dates with a shitload of women late last year, and despite my INCREDIBLY LOW FUCKING STANDARDS, none of them could meet them. Women are either horrendous, monstrous cunts or morbidly obese landwhales hiding their cuntiness to try and trick people into thinking they have a "good personality" even though someone has to have a shit personality (lazy, stupid, inept) to be fat when healthy food and exercise are so easy and accessible for modern people. I dunno how normalfags settle for their fat, cunty girlfriends. Pussy isn't that good.
Robert Wilson
I JUST WANT AN AVERAGE GF TO LOVE AND SUPPORT ME
Angel Roberts
I JUST WANT AN AVERAGE GF TO LOVE AND SUPPORT ME
JUST HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
Nathan Taylor
I met her through a friend, they just kinda pop up in your life if you're lucky
Cameron Turner
Appearance >Blue eyes + Brunette if she was white >Any other race, just needs to not have curly hair >Nice Skin >Not picky about height since I'm not super tall myself at 6'0 >Weight between average and chonky (I really like the contrast because I'm skinnyfit) >Don't care about ass or thighs, only want big soft boobs to stuff my face into after a long day >is generally hygenic (showers, shaves her armpits, etc) Personality >fun, likes going out and doing things with me >outdoorsy, will go to parks and likes nature >like huskies >connects with my interests on some level - she doesn't need to play games or anything that requires lots of time, as long as she'll watch lord of the rings with me and tolerate my impressions i'd be happy >has a sense of humor >not overly political to either side >not super religious >caring >can do things on a whim, doesn't have to plan every detail >not overly sexual Activities >fun dates around the city/or going camping on the weekends >also just spending time at home watching movies and cuddling >lots of cuddling >lets me cook for her >sitting and talking about anything
that's about all i can think of dessu, pic somewhat related
Appearance >East-Asian: Korean, Japanese, or Chinese >Shorter than me (5' 8") or same height >Medium-long brown hair >Average weight >Cute but small butt >Average size breasts >Doesn't have those ridiculous "Wolverine" claw-like nails that some girls get now
Personality >Introverted (I'm not a big party guy) but still willing to go do things outside >Down to Earth, I don't like drama and beating around the bush with things. >Slightly dark sense of humor >Not offended by everything >Can bust each others balls >Can talk about more intelligent things than parties and drugs and actually be interested. (Science, History..etc) >Slightly conservative (I'm a Libertarian)
Things we would do >Cuddle a shit-ton >Walk trails >Thrift shopping >Travel (I want to walk the Santiago trail sometime in my life) >Watch horror movies
Charles Russell
Optimal build for my gf is prolly a girl 5'5-5'7 (I'm 5'10 pushing 5'11) white or Japanese with nice ass and skinny with nice tiddy, and she has to play an instrument and be into music because that is hot to me and we can connect emotionally with that, and she has to have a optimistic and chill personality and likes anime and vidya, but will never find that girl desu, feels bad man but i can always dream
Bentley Sullivan
Bump, not letting this die yet
Charles Allen
Appearance >half-Indian, half-Asian, or half-Latina >delicate face >really light skin but not pale >dark features, dark hair, real eyebrows >any height is fine but 5-6 to 5-10 range would be nice >average body
Personality >introverted and soft spoken >sweet but not cringey with it >cuddle >likes art >encourages me, encourage each other
Things we do >pick out books for each other >lie in bed >normal every day things like getting groceries and cleaning the car
Julian Foster
>5'-5'6 >huwhite >intelligent but not one of those "i'm a smart and independent woman" kind of bitches >maternal, but doesn't try to mother me >good with kids, family oriented >social but not a wh0re >not fat >blue/green eyes >same interests/goals >genuinely an interesting person
Appearance >White >5'4 - 5'8 >Long hair, color doesn't matter >a little chubby, but full figured (big butt and milkers) >softer, rounder features as opposed to hard edges, but not fat
Personality >somewhat introverted because although i like to go out and do things I don't like constantly being busy >has feminine hobbies like cooking, gardening, cross-stitching etc >into nerdy things like sci-fi, fantasy, writing/reading, maybe cosplay >doesn't smoke or drink, I drink but I would give it up because its not really good for you anyway >doesn't have tattoos >doesn't swear constantly >enjoys nature, traveling etc
Things we would do >buy an RV and travel the country, going to national parks and the like >have rough, animal sex outdoors >read together and spend time in silence >go to restaurants and cook together >go to the movies, maybe play videogames if applicable (I mostly play single-player rpgs) >cuddle
Brayden Brooks
Apperance >Average weight >Short to average height Personality >Kind >Introverted >Understanding >Patient >Not a normie Things we would do >Love each other
I kept it short since it just feels bad to even think about this. I know that I'm gonna die alone.
Grayson Gomez
I just want someone that is genuine.
Cameron Diaz
that is the most wholesome thing i've read on here in a long time
Brody Miller
I just want a wholesome girl that genuinely loves me and i love her back, and we cuddle each time we can.
Connor Walker
Appearance >pale skin >thin, pointy face >cute >minimal to no makeup (except for special occasions) >Something out of the ordinary (short hair, neon hair, bright eye colour, etc) >average to tall >Thin to average >Dainty, but not too dainty
Personality >Introverted >calm, but active >caring >shy >loyal >smart >likes to kiss and cuddle n shit >is into me >loves me SO much >likes casual drug use >not judgemental
Things we could do >nothing, but still have fun doing it >Taking walks at random times of day >Videogames >boardgames >aforementioned casual drug use (drugs are fun mmkay) >Listen to music >She could teach me to draw >going hiking/camping
Other >18-22 >Europe, pref north
i think I just described me, but with breasts. pls exist
Jaxon Morales
Move to south Texas. You'll get tired of Latinas real quick.
Nathan Murphy
This is pretty much me, except I don't really have anything like short hair, neon hair, bright eye colour etc, and I think I'm more sexy than cute.
Also I've never done drugs but I am kinda curious to try them and I don't mind if my bf does them recreationally.
Ian Lewis
Hmm, this is similar to me. What do you look like?
Elijah Sanchez
No such thing as a former roastie.
Colton Kelly
Appearance: >cute face >short hair, or long hair that's tied up in some way >wears glasses >same height as me (5'8") >thicc/chubby build >huge boobs and butt >wide hips
Personality: >obsessive >gets mad when she sees me with other girls >likes cuddling >enjoys corny romance stuff
Things we would do: >sex >go out on adventures together >be monogamous
My actual standards are way lower but yeah that's my ideal.
I kind of copied the personality I yours Appearance >white, blue eyed, blonde or brunette >average height >overall slim but with a big butt >small but firm breasts Personality >introverted but not necessarily quiet >sweet and caring >clingy >has an interest in something humanities related, like history, politics, philosophy, languages, culture >open minded politically and can have interesting debates/discussions >obscure taste in music >plays video games (or at least will watch me play) >loves animals and nature but isn't a vegetarian >has some days where she just wangs to stay in, watch movies and cuddle with me all day >willing to try out kinky stuff in the bedroom Things we would do >visit museums, art galleries and theatres together >travel Europe >go on walks in nature >watch movies >cuddle >fuck
Juan Morales
>>has an interest in something humanities related, like history, politics, philosophy, languages, culture That's also a good one, nice taste user.
t.OP
Daniel Lee
Appearance >White >Skinny >Short >Big eyes
Personality >Introverted >Smart >Socially incompetent >Straight edge >Agreeable and submissive but might try to hide it with sarcasm >Right wing >Not unstable or excessively moody >Wants kids
Things we could do >Stay inside and be boring >Make babies >Normal shit like watch tv
Noah Diaz
That's fine, for many girls the interesting thing is something uninteresting and generic. Idk, i guess it depends on the whole look, I'd have to see you to tell.
If you haven't tried drugs yet, I wouldn't suggest that you do, unless you have a strong will and not an addictive personality. Drugs are an ease and very effective way to solve almost any problem, so I wouldn't risk it haha. For me, they've done more harm than good.
