> be me
> At gym near closing time
> Taking post workout shower
> Nobody in the shower area so I left the curtain slightly open
> Finish showering, turn around to grab clothes
> Some dude had been watching silently the entire time
> He jumps quickly walks away
> Mfw I was ass naked
> I could have been raped
M-mires thread?
When a man looks at me naked my first thought is never that i could have been raped.
Your first thought is I wish he would fuck me.
Faggot.
>squatting lmao1pl8 as a warmup
>ass to grass
>blonde qt next to me half-squatting 95lbs says "wow, you're going really deep"
>look at her, she's smiling at me
>stare at her while squatting until she stops
why am i autistic
Parents must be related
>be today
>be me
>be benching
>finish my set and look up
>old boomer lady looking at me
> she smiles and walks over
>”you always work so hard when you’re here”
Thanks boomer lady.
>not telling her "I'll show you what going deep really looks like ;)"
It's like you don't even want to make it
My thoughts exactly except I would have responded "everyone is good at something..." *mischievous grin*
It's less direct and means the same thing. Be subtle. Bitches love subtle.
lmao
I'm not used to women giving me attention
It's like my brain is still stuck in the body of that 120lb glasses wearing nerd that everyone ignored in high school
So I just sperg out
I think you give women too much credit. Most of them are too dumb for being subtle.
>"wow, you're going really deep"
user, that wasn't even (only) a mire, that was a double-entendre. That's what women do to be deniable, but you're supposed to take it and run with it.
Gay mire?
>friends invite gay friend over to hang out
>drink, play board games, play smash, usual shit
>every so often catch him looking at me
>end of the night comes and everyone else is passed out
>try to be a good host and talk to him while he gathers his stuff
>go for a handshake and he does this weird thing with his index finger where he rubs it on my palm like pic related
>no clue what happened, just make a joke about it
>he laughs it off and leaves
>walking to tailor in shopping mall
>pass by pretty tall buff well dressed dude in department store
>he stops me and asks where did you get that shirt? are you military? you carry yourself very well.
at first I'm suspicious he's a pickpocket, a conman, gay or somesuch. but he never gets closer than a handshake, never asks anything of me other than my first name, nor does he give off any attracted vibes/glances/body language (I've been around dudes I knew were eyeballing me).
we talk a bit about plans for the future, he's confident mine will turn out well, we wish each other good luck and walk on.
was the best mire I've had in a long time. guy was a lot taller and more jacked than my DYEL 175lb 5'9" ass too.
>get in argument with user
>get told post body yadda yadda
>do it
>user leaves thread
Mires through fear are based
>be me
>183cm
>90KG
>lifting for 9,5 months
>DYEL in Jow Forums standarts, ripped in normie standarts
>just hit 2pl8
>my middle school friends whom I haven't seen for well over 6 years decide to make a meeting to play a game of football just like we did in the good old days
>had a chest workout that day so I have a pump
>go the field
>my friends recognize
>literally everyone starts to compliment my body and call me Arnold
>one of them even says that he is in shock
>they ask me how did I do it
>"I eat a lot and lift a lot"
>they start joking me about taking steroids
>feeling like a chad
>there is this one friend who has always been fat
>tells everyone that he is going to start dieting
>I feel like I'm making him feel bad
>I start to feel bad
>he non-stop talks about how I'm looking like a beast
>we are now leaving
>I'm still feeling bad for the fat friend
>later that day I message him if he wants my help
>he says "That would be really good"
>1 week later
>I'm still feeling bad and my motivation is going away
Guys help me
are you a woman?
>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken
>italian gym
>showers don't have any curtains
>everyone going naked in the locker room without giving a fuck
>people joking about dick size
>not a single gay dude
>at doctors
>two stacy nurses come in, and so does the doctor
>talk about usual health shit
>one of the nurses is still in training, so isn’t used to taking blood
>doctor and the nurses compliment my veins, and suggest that she takes blood from it
>stacy’s are miring my veins the whole time, and making eye contact extremely often
Wasn’t too big. But it’s nice to have an ego boost once in a while.
Keep fucking going user
Ain't nobody stopping NINE fucking months of progress even for a single day
Have you texted the fatbrah back? Mutual gains are greater than the sum of their parts.
Why would you feel bad? You're getting mired by old friends and attempting to help one of them get Jow Forums. That's great, Arnold.
>be me
>2hours ago
>go into gymshower
>no curtains
>old fat dude takes shower next to me
>he turns around
>has shit on his buttcheeks
>lots of shit
>i want to scrub soap in my eyes to wash that image away
>drive home and pray to jesus that they finally install curtains
>be me 1 hour ago
>same Italian gym
>almost 10 PM so lots of 40 yo dudes taking showers in the locker room
>everyone is chatting while being naked
>big dick dude says to another "lol do you have alopecia or something on your dick? Where are your hair"
>"I trim my hair so my dick looks longer also don't look at my dick faggot"
>everyone laughs in Italian
>other dude says "my dick is so short I have to trim my hair, dick is 2 cm and hair are 3 cm, when I fucked this girl I almost penetrated her with my pubic hair lmaooo"
>"my wife clitoris is bigger kek"
>"everyone knows that, also I was fucking another girl and she was saying "slow down you're hurting me" so I felt pleased but she actually meant my hair's regrowth was stinging her pussy"
>everyone laughs
>another dude compliments me for my dick
>the my only dick mire was made by a naked 40yo man
I haven't messaged him back since but thank you guys for telling me to keep going forward, I really needed this. Thank you for being there for me while nobody else was. We are all going to make it bros.
this reminds me of the first gym I used to go to
>my dick is so short I have to trim my hair, dick is 2 cm and hair are 3 cm, when I fucked this girl I almost penetrated her with my pubic hair
>be me
>be outside with frens drinking beer
>suddenly cat appears
>only chills with me
catto mires besto mires
Tale as old as time
>sitting in class with girl classmate next to me
>she starts talking about my veins
>she says she dont think it's attractive
>but also says that some girls are very into it
>other friend comes over and starts to joke about me taking roids
>girl agree with him
>she also askes if she can feel them
>she feel the veins on my forearm and says it feels creepy
vein mire :^)
I put this last night and the thread nuked
>be me (6'4" 270)
>played american football for 6 years , left tackle
> recently cut a bunch of weight, went from 320 to 270 since febuary
> get invited to lake from a friend, decide to go out there
> roll in and park, big group of people chilling and drinking
> tallest dude there lanky 6'6" dude eying me down as i walk up
> as soon as i get closer he asks how old are you?
>im 19
> holy shit dude your fuckin huge you ahould be in the nfl
> laugh and say thanks, later on recognize its a good bro-mire
2nd one
>talking to girl at lake that was into me when i was turbo obese, i had shut her down because if we dated i wouldve lost a good bro
> talking about work, and i show her how i have to brace myself to not throw myself off a roof when working
>kinda flex a bit, and catch her staring at my arms
> didnt care just kept talking, then walked away to socialize with others for them gainz
I know 270 is still fat, but its coming off quick i hope i dont "plateau"
This reads like a "well done, son" comment
I'm a nurse, they seriously love that shit. Started cardio recently and drinking lots, my veins are popping real nice and my coworkers have started to notice
>feelsgood
Gay handshake test.
Girls almost always refer to me by my whole name or use my initials. Is this a mire? What is this phenomena?
>about to fuck a soccer mom looking milf
>getting undressed
>god damn user you have a big cock
>start fucking, she's moaning so fucking load
>finish
>user when you get a girlfriend you're going to make her so happy in bed
>when you get a girlfriend
fuck me
good for you man I wish I had Jow Forums friends back then who would show me the ropes
Easily could have said
>Yeah, thanks. I get that a lot
kys brother
lmfao cringe as fuck. sounds self depreciating and just lame. better response is literally just "damn right i am, always go deep" or sumthing. simple not cringe
Classic nigger
This you?
Actual gayfag here.
He was actually trying to bait you to see if you were into him.
It's a common thing. Usually a bottom initiates it, they rub their finger into your palm. To show that you actually are down to fuck, you fully grab it (power top) or hook it (youll be top or bottom, switchtop), and then you rub your hand up their arm and things just go from there.
You had you chance to dominate some boipucc retard, you blew it.
post face/body
Stop complaining, most of the people on this board don’t get any pussy, you’re doing great bro
Thank you for this knowledge brother
BRah I'm 182cm 90kg also lifting 9.5 month, we're literally 1cm difference. Your first mistake was meeting old friends, your second mistake was giving a shit about their feelings lmao
Not the gay bro poster but didn’t know this was a thing
I get mired everyday. By the cashiers at the supermarket. By the rugby club secretary. By random women in the street who stare at me, but quickly look away and smile when our gazes cross. Hell, even my daughter's friends are always staring at me when I come to pick her up at school. Or are they looking at my car? IDK.
You must be like 5'6 to fit in that.
People do a bunch of weird hidden secret shit when it comes to sex.
Ever hear of an upside down pineapple?
Next time you go to the grocery store, look in other people's shopping carts.
If you see a married woman, look to see if she has an upside down pineapple in it.
That means she wants to fuck somebody (other than her husband).
Swingers use it as a signal to other swingers.
Nah. I'm pretty average, at 182cm and I fit just OK. Getting in is quite tricky I'll grant you this, but once you master the technique it's a breeze.
What would be a good answer in this situation?? I would probably done the same thing. If you ask me,she was the weird one, I mean, what kind of autistic comment is that?
You literally just laugh and say "thank you" and then ask her if she comes to the gym often or what routine she's doing for the day or something really generic about HER.
Women literally want you to ask about them. Once you do, they start talking about themselves forever and give you more than enough material to keep a conversation up.
I really don't get some of you autists.
I probably would have said "Thanks, I try and have good form" and deliberately miss the innuendo because there's no way an attractive woman would be into me like that.
I think is correct. That is a pretty weird thing to say. As a rule of thumb you should not pay attention to thots in the gym. When some approach me I just say something like "we can talk later if you want, right now I'm doing my workout."
haha cazzo
>Tfw I do this and I’m not gay
How to into soccer moms as an 18 yr old pretty boy twink virgin
>don't worry, I can't hit depth otherwise
>and I'm not gay
user, I...
Your brain was trying to subconsciously tell you something fren
wholesome
hahahahahahaha that's gold
amen
Best answer by far
> people keep saying how I’m looking bigger
> still feel dyel but went from 165 to 175 so I must be doing something right
>get friends
>fuck their moms
A girl at work does that to me too. I hope that’s what it means.
Can you fuck off? Nobody cares about your socal valleygirl bullshit or your cutesy gay trainer.
>>>Jow Forums is for all the "self made", newfag.
>lifting for 4 years
>sitting on 5432, 90kg, 6'1, 25yo
>on a work trip in asia doing my dream job earning 100k+ after being broke for years
>get appointed a qt3.14 translator for two weeks to travel/work with me
>near the end of the trip the translator comes in wearing dramatically different clothes, hair and makeup all done up
>bluntly asks me to come and take photos with her
>she openly tells me she's putting it on social media to make people jealous
>all of the other girls in this place have been telling her they wish they spoke English so that they could talk to me
>tells me all the girls who have crushes on me
>afterwards notice the girls being super friendly/flirty despite no english
>translator sends me nudes unprovoked
>tell her to shoo shoo
>dont fuck her cuz gf but i did flirt with her to a point of it being unacceptable
>mixed/good feels
these girls were white also, not gook, think russian
many such stories traveling around the world as a jacked white boy
I still haven’t cracked the code. It’s happened to me a few times too. Do you also have a somewhat unusual name?
Uwu fagget
Post noods
always gets a laugh
won't i get banned?
No, dont worry
>they rub their finger into your palm
A grill did this to me in a movie theater.
Where the hell are these weird unwritten rules written down?
maybe but i wanna jerk off to your thick white boi butt
Based catmireposter
>Where the hell are these weird unwritten rules written down?
In parties that you weren't invited to.
That's where everyone learns their social cues from.
>googled this and its an actual literal thing
dude what the FUCK
Nope
>be skinnyfag
>bulging veins on arms
>have to give blood regularly because im on accutane
>qt 3.14 nurse in training is really nervous, an older nurse is supervising her
>her hamds are shaking
>make a joke about how my veins are not hard to miss
>make her laugh
>her hands stop shaking, takes my blood without any problems
>go home feeling like chad
should have started talking about her small tits and how you don't find them attractive but some guys are very into it then ask to feel them
based
Good luck king! Doin good
You dont need to be mean user. But that does make sense.
Based and McChicken pilled
bost body
Nice.
Yesterday after work i stopped by a library on way home.
Sat at computers. Girl comes in and sits a chairaway says to save it for her. Yeah ok /dont know why she asks me no one else is here.
Comes back, servers are down. She keeps talking to me. Im writing a letter so im not going anywhere yet. She says about her homelife and her baby daddy past away few years back and something about shes clean whispering and leaning towards me boobs pushing at me.
I was only paying her half of my attention realize she was talking about her pussy. She says i should come over and dance sometime. I get my better look at her, nice boobs n little fat ass pretty face, she says she has a girlfriend but its not working out yada yada. She gets my phone number after i tell her i don't do fb. She likes holding my arm as we talk. Ok ill see you later then.
I dont feel as shy anymore
They're laughing at you, boomer
Blur any NSFW areas. Just want to make sure you're being truthful like Jesus wants you to be.
body is dyel
face is alright but I'd rather not have that up on Jow Forums considering many people I know browse Jow Forums
Say yeah I can go really deep and sort of smile back. Also be handsome and in shape
Bost pody