The Rusted Boar

The marsal vanes were fucked again. It has to be the counter wane-shaft topping governor that keeps burning all these out. I'll be in the aft E&E bay if one of you needs a break. In the meantime, make that a double rye sour. I need to think of a way to make the turbine rotors operate at a lower temperature. -.-

dont worry i'll be nursing them. i have hours to go so i just need to fill my time is all. thanks though.

Give me the best god damn orange juice

You know that's all latin to me EO, thanks for your hard work, heres a beer to, just don't get to fucked up alright?

Sure sure, I just need to look out for ye user. As long as you are in this bar I'm responsible for your well being. Here you are user.

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In stock right now we have Orange juice, and Blood Orange juice. Which would you prefer?

cheers, appreciate it. good pour, just the right amount of head. hows the night going for you?

Excuse me sir, do you allow smoking, of the uh, herbal variety?
Oh and a Rob Roy, please.

Give me the one that the adults drink, and no pulp!!!!

I'm a woman user, and no, we only allow the smoking of our complimentary flavoured cigarettes. The smell of other things bothers our patrons. Sorry.

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Here, a dash of lemon juice and maple whiskey, the one the adults drink.

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Here you are user. Had to take care of some stuff. sorry for the delay.

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I'll have a double Whiskey, please and thank you.

Here, this whiskey should be served on the rocks, it's a pretty strong one. Should enhance the oak and maple it was aged in as well.

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Do you have uhhh... black c...cawfee? No sugar, I'm an adult!

I heard you guys got black market pre-war Heineken. How much for a cold one?

I'll just have a beer, what's on tap?

Here you are sir.

Sir, I don't know what you mean black market, heineken has been out of business for over 1000 years. If it did exist it would be way more than anyone on this ship could pay, even me. So no.

We have some local ales from our last docking at neo new york. A rasberry oat, A pumpkin ale, and a nice classic IPA with a hint of strawberry.

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I'll have the pumpkin ale, please and thank you

Sure sure, here you are user. Enjoy the Ale.

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I'll take the strawberry IPA

It's quite good user. Enjoy.

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This thread feels comfy. Can I have a glass of water?

is there any way i can ask for a custom cocktail? i'd like to remember the taste of the best cocktail i ever had

The water we have here at the bar has some electrolytes in it, for flavour and to help hydrate you faster. It's good for preventing hangovers. And here's a glass of orange juice on the side. On the house.

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Hit me with the ingredients and I'll do my best. Drinks are to order user.

2 oz barley Shochu
1.5 oz yuzu juice
1 oz agave nectar
Ice
with a rim of plum salt. i understand there aren't popular ingredients so if you need to improvise i will understand. thanks nevi

Ohhh the Flirtibird Shochu. On it. don't worry, I know the drink well, and we keep quite a lot of exotic ingrediants in stock, though I will need to replace the plum salt with a pear salt I got back on earth.

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bless you nev, this is it right here

Don't worry about it. If you need anything else user let me know.

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just a lil something to take the edge off, please. it's been a rough couple of days; I'll trust your judgement over mine.

Here, a rum and coke. Not to strong. Easy to handle tasty, and it'll get you where you need to be.

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>slides a folded $10 bill across the bar

I'll have a jackie daniels, double, neat. Thanks.

thanks boss. I don't know if y'all take these here coins in this part of the galaxy, but take a few for your troubles anyways. Might come in handy later, who knows.

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I assure you, though it looks like a single, it's a double, we use wide glasses, for maximum enjoyability.

Fuck it user I'll take it. You already paid for your ride so it's no big deal.

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Hope you can use them. In the meantime, how's the road? Life treating you alright?

Things could be better for sure. A close friend is recently deceased, but hey that's life isn't it. How about you?

could always be better, boss, could always be better. But i suppose we get use to it, eh? Sink or swim, as they say.

>polishes it off in a few gulps
>slides another $10 across the bar

I'll have another. Don't bother getting another glass...I don't want to dirty two. No reason to make you work twice as hard, right?

Yeah yeah, that's just how it is. But hey, I get to spend my time in good company every night right?

Sure thing. Here you are.

aw jeez, flattery will get you anywhere. Tell me, boss, how'd you wind up running this joint?

That's, a long story, for now, I'll just tell you once, we were a trade caravan. That didn't pan out so well. I recommed the boar here to be an interstellar bar.

Toasted almond. Kahluha, amaretto and milk or cream. So satisfying and reminds me of my grandfather. He'd let me take small sips when I was a kid sometimes.

>sips the second drink slowly, savoring it

Is it hard getting jack all the way out here? I mean, what with the travel time...

Very well user. Sounds comfortable. Enjoy your drink and enjoy your time here.
No, most outposts trade it and they have plenty of distilleries on various planets across imperial and federation space. although I still hold that it's a pretty low tier whiskey despite being midshelf. I prefer rye redemption myself.

I don't like the looks of this place. I'm gonna try "the busted whore" across the street.

>although I still hold that it's a pretty low tier whiskey despite being midshelf

That's no bother to me considering that describes this...
>gestures to self
...wretched frame pretty well.

I guess it's true that we are what we eat.

>finishes the glass

I'm going out for a smoke. Keep the glass handy.

caravan, huh? i used to be a guard of sort for one, back in the day. plans get derailed, though, and now I'm here. Glad to see you made it out in one piece.

Sure sure user.

Yeah, well at least I got out alive. We're a pretty good bunch here, in fact my current crew got out in one piece.

Vodka over ice please. Pack of cigs too. You wouldn't happen to have any old combustion tech ammunition, would you? Used up a bit today in some nasty business, lost a good buddy too. We weren't exceptionally close, but it wasn't pleasant. One of those days I guess. Got a hard to swallow holo-net message from my parents about what I'm gonna do after this contract is up and I'm back home for a bit, if I do it again or settle down for once

Just killed a bunch of people...you got vanilla shake with extra sugar?

ah, I wish I had my old crew. Last job went south, don't know if any of them are even alive.

Good talking with you, barkeep. I'll retire to my quarters for tonight. So long, and thanks for the booze. Goodnight.

Each patron gets 3 complimentary flavoured cigarettes to try sir, if you'd like to try them before buying a full pack you can do so. Our cigarettes are made so that they don't bother other people with harsh smells. Quite pleasent. I almost always smoke one in the bar. Here are a few flavours to try with your drink. Most of them are light fruit flavours but theres fresh mint as well.

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We don't have shakes sir, no ice cream on board right now sorry.

Be safe and good night.

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I got an exam coming up in 7hrs, give me the best god damn drink you have, bartender. If I fall asleep just jolt me awake in 7 or somezinggg..........

Okay okay, sorry everyone but the bars all closed up for the night. It's that time as always. be safe, and enjoy your time aboard. You don't have to return to your rooms but we will no longer be serving alcohol or food at this time. The cook will be up in the morning to server you breakfast.

And you user, you've done this multiple times. If you keep hitting on me i'm going to space you. I've told you a million times I have a fucking fiance.

All I got for you user is a coffee. Last coffee of the night enjoy.

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