Post what normies think "big" is

He's also an alcoholic

big is just having a high shoulder to waist ratio and decent sized arms

It didn't slander him at all. In fact, it showed how incompetent Obama was. And stop being a heroworshipper you low self worth cuck incel faggot.

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Don’t forgot yuuugge traps

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You're a waste of space. I'm not hero worshipping you mongoloid. I'm judging greatness on the metric of his industry. Calling Michael Phelps one of the greatest modern swimmers is not hero worship, its a point of fact.

Look at his wartime record. He is one of America's greatest modern generals, and the movie sought to make him look like a dipshit.

El yikes

"Bane" proves that traps hold a lot of weight in how big/strong people perceive you.
Mediocre everywhere with good traps and normies think he's a giant.

No Chance: The Vince McMahon Story

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>He hasn't seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood yet

I lift for Cliff Booth

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I lift so I can be Cliff Booth

where are the muscular legs??

bit of column A, bit of column B

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That's straight, non-negotiable

B&R, end scene had me dying and mirin at the same time. Wish I could have been based Cliff and beaten the shit out of retard cult hippies in the 60s

Isn't it past your bedtime, grandpa?

Did they die his hair for whatever role, or is he actually old as fuck now?

I don't keep up with pedowood and their pinko bullshit anymore, who is he playing? Chesty Puller?

All that matters is FACE and HEIGHT. If you're tall and handsome all you have to be is be lean and girls will call you a ripped bodybuilder.

Social status uber alles.

It's called sarcasm you autistic fuck.

I constantly get called "fit" and "big" and I always cringe because I only have 13.5-inch arms

Time decays all

That doesn't seem likely.

>be me
>6'9" 235lbs
>escaped Auschwitz mode and made it to DYEL
>family noticed arms
>"wow user your arms have gotten huge"
"T-t-thanks"
2 months later
>tell friends I haven't had a date in two years
>they are shocked
>"bro just get tinder, put your height, and say ur jacked"
I show visible confusion
>"you would get some fuckin puss, just do it"

I cant make it past the photo portion bros. I cringe at the idea of being selected based on my face.

Pic related, what normies think is jacked

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My friends think I’m jacked as fuck because I have abs and can do 60 push ups.

you are fucking 6'9" hahahaha you should be a fucking viking not a bottom twink

You're 6'9 and your torso is at least 6ft of that

Tinder puss is a waste of time, every minute of your time you spend scrolling through sluts and single moms could be put towards finding a woman worthy of bearing your future children, don’t fall for the meme, rise above and find yourself some wife material

6'9" and can't get pussy?
Your personality must be comparable to Dustin Fucking Hoffman in Rain Man. Jesus Christ.

Don't listen to all the fags here that dont get any pussy. I've found that everyone is there own worst critic and if you just take the leap, then things will usually turn out better than expected. Dont go full douche with the pics tho. And start hitting those lats now cause they're making your frame look disproportional

Thanks, lats are now top priority.

I haven't interacted with a female outside of college projects and family in a similar amount of time. I'm pretty hesitant around em

Kek'd
I have a 39" Inseam, and I thought I was mostly legs.

You think that was twink? Pic related is me after 2 months of lifting. Starting point is lost to history, but pure nightmare fuel.

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>low self worth cuck incel faggot.
I can smell you from here.

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You’ll never get pussy not cause of your size but because you post your pics on this shitty board fucking constantly.

Let me have something user! The lats thing is the first peice of advice I've gotten after people telling me I shouldn't look like this.

Can someone explain these s o y b o y s

They're in on the joke, right?

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He was playing McChrystal for some netflix shit, who apparently is a boring stiff with an incredibly boring job despite being commander in afghanistan.

>13.5-inch arms
That's not bad if you're like 5'2".

Lateral raises, OHP, forearm curls and twists, pullups, bench

And lots of food, never give up tallbro

McChrystal

Once met a guy who was normal sized but with ridiculous traps, you instantly knew he was not to be fucked with. Turns out he was from south Brasil and trained jiu jiutsu all his life

go to a real dating website, message the best wammans from 37-47. tell them you're only looking for dating and you're inexperienced.
they'll take care of you, bro.

You look decent for being a giant. Keep it up. Its hard to look ripped at your height

so what? he's good at falling on his ass and scooting around like a dog with worms?

The guy was in his 50's in fury I think.

Super inspirational to think you can still look like that at his age.

Sure it helps he has great facial genetics, but his body looks great for his age too. I suspect some roid usage though judging by his shoulders and age

Yes, this is the correct take. Definitely seek out as many BJJ players as you can and talk that kind of shit the whole time. Nothing can go wrong.

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Oh shit, I don't want to be a sœyboy. Let me suck some cock and idolize people

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ITT

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>muscular legs

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with low-moderate dose trt and hair transplants you can look this good in your 50s too

HGH is common with aging celebrities as well. The phrase "hollywood dose" describes this.

Nothing to do with face or body here. It's all about that hes a big famour actor

>he thinks i haven't already crippled one faggot with a scissor throw
yeah, nah bjj ain't shit

>brad pitt is 55
>tom cruise is 57
>johnny depp is 56
Where did the time go bros

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That's not really Brad Pitt?

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He's playing a character

What "real" dating websites?

Japanese redefined compression shirts and pants.

>Tom Cruise is 57
Shit I have to kms before he turns 60. I can't bear to see that happen.

>brad pitt will never be your alcoholic and absent, but cool father
love my dad, but this is a feel that will never leave

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>muscular legs
Oh no no no no

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I fucking love this character and film

What do you recommend in place of it?

concealed carry

But I already have that, I want more.

Unironically if you want normies to think you're big just do a few curls, normies only care about arms. I'm skinny as fuck and my arms are only 13.5" yet somehow I'm more muscular than the average joe - youd be surprised at the amount of guys who have zero muscle on their arms

Aye aye! I'm pretty dedicated, so I wont be giving up any time soon, so I appreciate the tips. Why forearm twists?

Jesus, 37+? That's nearly double my age, that ain't my fetish m8

Thanks for that. The calorie intake is the hardest part.

well I'm 6'2

Only if you don't do alcohol and drugs and don't get bald.