>grow up in small town
>everyone is out to get you
>god traps me here
>everyone is angry poor and mean
>everyone hates each other
>literally have no one around except one weird autistic kid who passive aggressively hates me
>no life experiences
>no happiness
>no girls
I hate god
if you're so bothered by that just move to a major city
see how you enjoy the constant noise, lack of space, traffic and cost of living
dumbfuck
GOd trapped me here you faggot fuck u have no idea how bad god comes after me fuck god
god doesn't into real, only retarded niggers think that. the universe arose from chaotic forces which we still do not fully understand. then one day the universe will fall back into chaos, reaching a state of total entropy and eternal darkness after the heat death of the universe is complete. anyhow kill yourself dumb nigger I hope you get permabanned and you fucking freeze to death in your small and shitty run down house in your tiny, crappy town full of dumbfuck bums and niggers like you
I get signs all day long and nothing but bad coincidences and shit luck
God is after me
Small town, God hates you, cops are rayciss, blah blah blah, we get it. You're a broken record.
The question, is what the fuck do you want from us?
god doesn't exist you are just extremely unlucky and stuck in a difficult position. you have to find some way to get a job or something and get the fuck out of there or you'll be stuck forever. posting about it to Jow Forums every day won't do anything to help your current situation
Complaining every day until I beat god
I get signs all day and a curse striking me down
He does. He is evil
Why don't you personally go meet up with him and tell him about it.
You know what to do.
Everything is evil to the unrighteous man.
Somehow, I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through.
You want to beat God? Here's what you have to do: kill yourself. No, seriously. According to the bible, people who commit suicide go to Hell, right? And Hell is the one place in all the cosmos where God is not present. So by killing yourself, you'll be freeing yourself from His clutches, AND you'll be denying Him your soul forevermore. Of course, it does mean you'll end up in Satan's clutches instead, but maybe Old Scratch will be sympathetic to your plight and he'll give you a cushy job, torturing pedophiles, rapists, and people who download torrents without seeding them.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
I am one of the nicest wholesome people in this world dude of all time
you really need to find a job or figure out some way out of your town. even if god does exist you need to decide if you're going to still try to escape or if you're gonna try pray and make things right with him or what but you have to do something. I have hope you can do it. if you have the motivation to post this thread almost every day you can find the motivation to get yourself out
But have you accepted Jesus as your salvageman?
>you really need to find a job or figure out some way out of your town.
We've told him this a thousand times but every time he just goes "nooo, god's out to get meee, why even tryyyyy". All our advice just goes in one ear and out the other. He doesn't want help, he doesn't want advice, he just wants pity.
Not him but all those things aren't remotely important, and they're all made up for by the fact you're in an interesting place. Countryside fags disgust me.
didnt you get a DUI?
Why do I feel like every
>tfw live in shitty town
poster uses the same fucking image I swear Ive seen this one a thousand times and its always attached to a post complaining about the shitty town OP lives in
Is it just the same poster? Or is there an ulterior motive o this?
>Is it just the same poster?
Uh, DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
For real? It is astounding to me that someone would make multiple posts troughout multiple years about their shitty town without moving.
I guess OP is just retarded in the end
>GUH UH IN SMUH TUH
>EVEHUH IS UH TUH GEH YUH
>GUH TRUHS ME HUH
>RAYCUST PULUCE GIVE MUH A DUI
>NUT MUH FULT
>TRUPPUD HUH
>NEEEEEEEEUUUURRRRRGGHHHH
I HUH GUH
There is no god, get a job, exercise and save up.
Join your local church to see if you can speak to god
Been noticing the autistic kid, he's new.
He claims to be on probation "for being black". Sometimes he says it was because he got a DUI for driving on Xannies. He also is apparently a fan of Uzi, so at the very least I can't knock his music taste.
I've been wanting to write a screenplay around this guy for a while. Make it so his "Small Town" is a Truman Show-esque controlled simulation, but he escapes at the end of the first act and spends the remaining hour learning to hate the world for completely different reasons than he does right now.
My question is, how would you get the rights to a story like this? Or can you just say it's not based on anything at all?