Tfw want to be a security guard but I'm a twig manlet

>tfw want to be a security guard but I'm a twig manlet

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No joke if I see a security guard who is below 6ft 200lbs I usually get them in a chokehold and intimidate them into a new career path. Its great being 6ft 6 290lbs of solid muscle

Nice original LARP bucko.

How bad is it skellybro?

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user is anorexic

depends on what kind of security you want to do and how much you want to interact with people. If you're just there for insurance, watching cameras and doing the occasional patrol then you can a twig, but if you actually have to do something with rude/belligerent people then you need muscle.

5'10 120 lbs

heh heh nice larp, but big guys are very restrained with their power because they can easily accidentally maim someone and end up in prison for years

i just want to be the warm body guy who watches cameras in some remote location that no one will ever visit. but i'm afraid they'll put me in a customer facing position

Give me your stats. Are you trained in any martial arts? Im almost certain your a weak untrained manlet who would buckle if he met me in real life

We're the exact same height, but I'm 5 pounds lighter. Good work user.

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i'm 6'11" 370lbs and started my own school of karate after defeating my own master

Yeah dude, I'm like 6'5 245lbs black belt in even martial art you can imagine.
Nigger anyone can write whatever they want, why don't you prove it if you're really about it instead?

Kek thats not how it works you fucking mongoloid

I love how you are so wrapped up in your little life you cannot imagine that somebody of my stature and skill can even exist

have you never defeated your sensei and started a new branch of martial arts with your own twisted philosophies peppered in to groom young girls from white belt age? pleb taste bro

Im actually only 5ft 7 and cant fight for shit, dont know why I posted the other stuff

just eat 250 mcchickens you fucking retard

Just wear something that makes you look big.
t. twig security guard
it's a comfy job, I read and listen to podcasts most of the time

Because you wanted the (you)s

Eat more and start lifting

Be a sissy twink bottom that's about all you can be good for

i've seen a 5'4" security guard before

Dude just last week i seen a security guard that i swear looked like he was 4 foot 10 im five six and i thought that guy was a midget

kek wtf. how often do you see that? Of the 4 security guards I've seen, one was like 6'6, one was around 5'11, one about 5'8 and another was around 5'6

It doesn't matter what size your are if you've got a gun and the nerve to use it..

i live in canada, security guards here are not allowed to harm anyone let alone carry a gun

How are you supposed to effectively so your job if you're not allowed to harm people? If someone pulls an armed robbery at a bank, what are you supposed to do? Just let him walk out the door with the money?

yes, the security industry is a complete farce. mostly security guards are required to lower insurance premiums. we even have armed security guards but they're literally not allowed to shoot anyone.

can you gib more skelly pics?
also, id rather be a lanklet than a manlet.

You can be the new Joker, OP

Y'all need castle doctrine or some shit. But you won't get it cause your entire country is liberal.