/r9straight/ #1: first edition

*/r9straight/: the 97th first edition

write about your straight experiences as well as post any girls you like

i moved out and became alcohol addicted from 2016-2018; clean since last december. i became fucking obese beacause i started heavy drinking(vomiting blood regularly) and i stopped all sport activities. Gained fucking 50lbs and my body is now so damaged that i cant even do sports regularly beacause of pain issues

this isn't the first thread newfag
I'm gay btw and HIGHLY recommend anal

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Fuck man, i never vomited blood. But give your body time to heal, it can Do that. Maybe Some really Light Lifts? What did the physicians say? Wish you All the best stay strong

I didnt drink a bit for 4 Month now. My physician said that he could heal my shoulders but my thighs are too big. I used to love running but cant do it. im also too poor to effort anything other than noodles and Ketchup

99% straight black fag, would unironically go for only 1% for cute white fembois.

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>waiting for my ex to take me back day 1

Is having a Cosplay gf actually attainable? I know their tinder match rates are so high they are deep in that whole disparity ratio deal

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What did you change from 6 months ago, I think I've gotten close to being happy with my self but what did you do to make yourself more attractive to other people

>have aggressive animal sex any time me and my ex are alone together
>She starts making a point to only be around me with other people or her boyfriend

What did I do wrong, lads?

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She is so qt i want her

It feels so fucking good to have a normal sex life after all these years. I feel more self confident and fulfilled than I ever did in my fucking life.

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This is what is considered 'straight' on Jow Forums

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Looks like a normalfag containment thread.

I am trans but I will post here because I think it is cute that the straights want to have their own thread. It never lasts more than a day, unlike /r9gay/

One can argue TOPPING a sissy is alpha and straight

What do you guys think women who look like this are like? She looks so lovely and full of wonder, but at the same time she isn't a child or overly naive. Looking at this image reminds me of how lonely I am, and I'm skeptical that she's as great as she looks. A part of me has to assume she's horrible, but maybe it's just women who are interested in me that are all horrible because I'm horrible. I hope she's as wonderful of a person as she looks and if so I hope she's doing well. I want to hope, but whether she's wonderful or a whore I want to die

She has a bf now, sounds like she's trying not to be a degenerate whore anymore, sorry that ruins your degenerate times you failed normie, I'd recommend you find someone else to fuck but we both know that's out of the cards

I fuck my bitch hard!

She's had a bf this whole time

Right about how much you like pussy but more important organize ourselves to convince faggots they are straight while also pushing a political agenda and making anti race mixing threads. Pretty much the opposite of the faggot threads

Go away
You fags are actually cancer

*write
Im getting brain damage

She looks 15. More like r9pedo

These threads don't last long but fuck it I'm gonna post anyway. I'm so far in love with this girl and I'm pretty sure she straight-up hates herself. She's an absolute shining light in the lives of the people she interacts with and everyone that I know cherishes her. She's closed herself off from everybody before for like a week at a time and I think she's doing it again because she sent a few really close friends (I included) a message apologizing for being "a shitty person", saying how she's gonna change. Now she won't talk to anyone and doesn't check her messages. We don't want her to change. We all love who she is. I'm so scared that she's gonna do something drastic some day. I love her so much, more than I thought it was possible to love someone who doesn't love themselves. I'm just kind of venting at this point because I can't tell this to her. I dunno. I pray that she finds what she's looking for

I want to sniff a pussy right now bros, I can't take it longer.

call her, go visit her and let her know you are worried about her.

I still don't understand the mental gymnastics about trap shit. I fap to it very often but don't pretend that is anything other than gay

She grew up in a horrible environment, mentally ill mother and drug-dealing father, almost entirely estranged from her family. She essentially didn't have a childhood and has joked about not feeling emotions. I honestly think that she was serious and that shreds my heart because I didn't have emotions until I learned how to at like 15 years old and I remember how empty and drifting I felt for all that time. I'm afraid that she has literally never felt love before and I don't want to scare her away
Still, I might try to talk to her today or tomorrow directly just to say that we love who she is and that we wouldn't trade her for any other version of herself

your pic is what gay men think straight guys are into

ignore the pagliacci and read this image. never forget it

the neglective upbringing likely bred this behavior. don't let her isolate herself

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Make your feelings known but dont guilt her for it ie avoid language like
>it makes me sad to see you like this
Or anything indicating you dislike her behavior she sounds pretty self conscious, focus on compliments and good stuff

Trust me, you're not gay. Same with me, i go diamond seeing female features, especially a male submits to it, it's the ultimate submission, a male surrenders to the more powerful male and goes full feminine.

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We also need an r9male thread for all the disenfranchised males on r9k and maybe an r918+ for the people who are 18+ and identify as such.

>liking a good looking girl makes you a pedo
Okay

Guys I can't thank you enough for the input. You're right, she makes a lot of people happy but doesn't seem to be able to be alone without looking too far into herself. When I talk to her I'm gonna be really careful about the phrasing so I don't make a mistake. I'm pretty sure she's never had anyone directly reach out when she has these episodes so I really, really don't wanna fuck it up
Btw I'll never forget that pagliacci phrase bc it's so unfairly and relentlessly true

Congratulations, user.

I love seeing fellow /made it/ posters

We unironically need an r9normie

gf wants to buttplug me, is it still straight if we do it?

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A man and a woman having sex is straight.

nah you are her new gay best friend my mate

trans fat or what?

new fwb constantly tries to stick her fingers up my asshole and brings up pegging whenever we talk about sex. Might have to cut her off if she pulls that fag shit again desu

but are you kinda ugly and short or not

Strictly speaking, someone wins the lottery, too. But "it's technically not impossible" is very little hope to ride on. I mean, I'm genuinely happy for you and I hope it works out. But please, you just got extremely lucky. Hope is a lie.

No, you're at least bi if you take it in the ass. My gf wouldn't even think about putting shit near my ass

going to cons with some alcohol in your blood might be your best bet for starting a conversation

from what i heard they are pretty nice people
just go for the ones in more obscure cosplay and not laura croft or zelda

I mean im pretty into that although there are hotter girls

THANK YOU user! Why dont gays go to the lgbtq board or handsome men and what not? why r9k? hmmmmmmm

would you guys fuck/date a white girl who fucked a nigga? just wondering.

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the girl looks retarded lmao

>call her :^)
Origianllios

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Is she fat? Original desu desu

I'd taste her but not marry her.

why can't I have pic related

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It does if she is a child idiot. Pls kys

You can have all the pepes you want user.

That trap is not that hot, don't know why it gets shilled that much here when there are a lot better.
Also it is very gay and we both know it.

No she's really athletic

How's it gay? Only if she wears a beard and so on...

I meant OP pic related, unfortunately my pepe folder can't fill the desire for a qt3.14 gf

ive met one before, she was very bubbly and was genuinely "weird" but very pleasant to be around. i wonder if she posts here now

Nice full house, but it is still gay to fuck another man, or to fap to it. Nothing wrong with it but don't deny it

I'd fuck her, but definitely wouldn't date or marry

God bless being straight.

The fact that this is original is pretty disappointing.

The rest of this board is fucking straight, why should there be a straight-only serial post? The reason why /r9gay/ exists is because it's a minority that needs concentration to have meaningful conversation

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Good luck, you sound like a good man.

>you will never have an irl pepefriend
feels bad

Absolutely based. I don't know what we are supposed to talk about, but bump.

feelsfuckingbadman

>muted

We fell so low we began copying the gays

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so what is this general abouit exactly?

Normie feels

Original

Thanks. She'll probably never love me but that doesn't mean she can't learn to love herself as much as we all do

just make r9k great again fuck all these generalls. r9k has lost its identity. since when was it ok to leave the closet?

tfw no 4'11 goth gf

theres a fuck ton of fags here

i know that feel nigga

I don't feel alive and haven't in 10 years. I wanna know what it feels like to be loved by somebody.

Fuck this life. Fuck it so hard, I absolutely cannot wait until I find the courage to end it.

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>15
>pedo
Retarded American

People try make this general all the time. It's redundant, the vast majority of users here are straight males, leave the generals for people who should be on other boards

I wonder what does it feel to have sex? I wonder what I am missing.

Its like runing but it feels good. When i was in highschool it replaced my cardio work out for a while.

Warm.

It feels like your dick is right where it's supposed to be

im straight and have done anal

I have no idea how other guys derive pleasure from it because I only felt pain and lost my boner. Nothing felt good about it.

THAT IS A PENIS MISTER

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I'm in conversation with a girl from one of my classes right now. She's a perfect match for me, a literal 10/10 in my books. Thing is, she responds to my texts after like 4 to 6 hours. Things are very slow on text.
The obvious answer is that she isn't interested in me. But then she agreed to go to a classical music concert with me in a heartbeat. Cringe location for a first "date" but she's a violinist and I just happened to ask her out to it.
Should I move on or keep pursuing her?