/britfeel/

got me haul of fairly cheap 3ds games desu

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What a load of shit. You're better off emulating the original versions of those games.

if you witnessed somebody being mugged, would you intervene to help?

Off to have a shower
She managed to get into the first bone I gave her

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these apu edits are garbage
come up with some OC for once

Did you batter the Amazon driver?

>only 1 of the games isn't an original 3ds game

what did he meme by this?

Put the heating on, your doggo is cold.

Can you read? STEAM is shit and the other 3 are rehashes that were done better.

actually I leaned forward after taking the parcel and he held his hand out like he was expecting a tip or something, but I was just closing the door on him kek

it's a good 18 degrees lad, he's just a sleepy pupper who likes to curl up

Nah probably not. Im too weak to do anything like that.

they like the marrow inside

think I'll be the judge of that matey

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Depends really on whether they looked unfit or likely to be armed.

which one of you is this?
youtube.com/watch?v=rd_lkR5M4UY

Nah just wanted to hear what anons like enough to rewatch, narcissism is for trips.
Good stuff, dunno about the matrix even though I've rewatched it when it was on telly a few times because I didn't have the internet.
Always Sunny In Philadelphia is it good? always been put off by American sitcoms except for Frasier. A lot of people say it is good or that they're watching it.
My older brother likes brooklyn nine nine but it looks shite desu.

I have done in the past and the stupid bitch didn't even say thank you. She just ran off after I'd clocked the tramp.

It's likely. Stopped a shoplifter a few months back.

t.norfmong

>citalopram
Isn't that what trannies take?

>he collects funko pops

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>Isn't that what trannies take?
no it's an anti-depressant

no that's estrogen

people still watch wwe?

that has been weak since about 2001

Hello Britfeel. Some old boy from Norwich immigrated to South Africa in the year 1820. That's why I was born and live here now.

I'd pop in her funko haha

A fucking tip, I'd have head butted him.
You can tell what temperature it is by how animals sleep, cats especially, If they're in a tight ball it's 24. I'd give sleepy pupper a blanket (because doggos in blankets looks cute as well as make them happy).

>people still watch wwe?
mostly out of habit

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Thats why I stuff their mouths full of cock and hold their noses

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The fuck for lad? Wasn't harming anybody ffs. What were they robbing?

any naders in the winds?

Gonna order a nice big hot pizza wizza tonight I think, definitely feeling one with meaty weaty doner treaty on it and the big garlic and cheese weezy flatbread. Going to hammer Blackout tonight lids

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seems i have a touch of eye fatigue

Tim Byrne at it again lads

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why is it that some emails from the same sender go to my inbox and some go to junk, even after i've said multiple times that its not junk

ah the good old days of shoplifting and not giving a fuck
alreet Norris

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sorry is this a reference to something?

oi pussio. give me your wallet and phone now. don't you dare fucking run or shout or my boy will slice you up.

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police not wanting to interfere with immigrant crimes shocker

>give me your wallet and phone now.
don't have a wallet or a phone pal cya

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Police dont have time to pander to dillusional people. Unless its regarding sexuality gender or transism.

Heh... I wouldn't piss me off, sir... I'm quite the firebrand you see - make me angry and you shall taste the edge of my own blade....

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*gets stabbed because you pissed them off*

Jenna Coleman needs a good hard bumming.

bloody old bill why won't they investigate the immigrants and their secret underground flushing machines that emit strong gases

I ask him if his "boy" has ever perfected the timing to perfect parry every Genichiro Ashina phase

I tell him that if the answer to that question is no, then his boy is going to die of a hundred slices himself before he sees my blade move

I, too, am right wing

friendly reminder that pointing out the fact that young black men commit a disproportionately high amount of crime in the uk and expecting the black community to do anything to correct this makes you a racist.

aw i want a pupper

Andrew Neil said it to Diane Abbot's face on live tv

Do we have the stats here? I know about the ones in the US but I didn't know we had accurate data here. What's the bet Asians will account for 0% of the rape stats?

Actual Asians or "Asians" who practice Islam and the like?

Andrew Neil is based, made all the lefties go into meltdown when he praised Churchill.

Not the east Asians.

when I get ill I usually just eat until I'm better

how do you cope?

I'm actually left wing tbqh.

Whenever I'm sad I order a kebab.

Hitler was left wing too.

There should be two choices on the census;
>White British
>just visiting

ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest

Poleaboo is legitimately dead

youtube.com/watch?v=J3WGdJ1PkXE

The only left wing thing that the Nazis did was offer free health care. They went to purge any left wing parties in Germany. Not only that their party was heavily backed by the rich capitalist in Germany because they didn't want the communist or the socialist to take over the government

give me sauce lid

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proud to be an outlier

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47854984
>who was radicalised through websites such as Jow Forums

Uh oh

Honestly getting tired of having to shit every day anons

>change.org/p/the-commissioner-of-the-metropolitan-police-crime-underneath-my-basement-floor
lads we have to do something about the noises under this lads basement

Wish that freakshow would stop posting pictures of his ugly mutt dog

Did he do heroin like he said he would?

Reduce your carb and fibre intake. Protein is digested almost 100%.

That website exists but according to DNS lookup tools it doesn't.

got asked to leave the gym on my first day
>having an induction
>PT asks me what i want
>tell him I'm tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a little gayboy every day
>says that kind of hate speech isn't acceptable and that I won't be allowed to return
>don't even know if they're going to refund me

fuming

>Did he do heroin like he said he would?
Oh, that's a point. He was supposed to do that today.

Reading his political position section on wiki, he sounds like abit of a nob

reckon they're reading all our posts? wonder if they like all the anime images posted here...

IF MI5 IS READING THIS THREAD PLEASE CHECK OUT NOISESINMYLANE CO UK AND LISTEN TO THE RECORDINGS

Deano here, some right nonce looking neek came into the gym today for his induction and within minutes of me telling him how to use the cross trainer he immediately starting asking if I was a gay and that "I but you think I'm a right little gay boy! Tee hee!". It really creeped me out what a little fucking weirdo - told him to leave and not come back, we don't appreciate sex pests here.

not going to lie i hate having to see fit birds knowing i'll never get a shag

I miss eggys roll up every day. Does anyone remember the era around 2015-2016 when he was a wagie working 16 hours a day 7 days a week

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Didn't a Mr. A. Hussain used to post here all of his racist, violent fantasies?

shut it you woolly wimpy
wikipedia isn't a good place to judge a man, people like Helper are editors

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>41 year olds on Jow Forums

absolutely laughing my arse off over this

That's only arrests though, not people actually convicted of a crime.

Mr Amer H of Rochdale?

I don't see any mention of that, is the article different for different areas or something?

You are a shill

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just had a look, he is a bit of a nutter. that said i'll side with him over diane flabbot any day. what a cretin she is.

do you think losers all of a sudden reach a certain age and it just clicks into place?

protip; it fucking doesn't

>When he was arrested he told the police he wanted revenge for the death of eight-year-old Saffie Roussos who died in the Manchester Arena bombing in 2017

the NZ guy said something like this too. revenge for a little girl. now i'm not saying they're nonces. but it's a bit noncy to single out little dead girls and say you're doing it for them

>this is the guy calling you a cuck and posting norf memes