/r9gay/ - #677

You could bully and torture me but pls no castration

Yes it's too much and you don't deserve it, now go castrate yourself off and become a choir boy.

The thread I made was about maid boys keeping the house tidy for their husbands while they're at work....this one is about degenerate cat boys....

My thread was better....

its a boy.
no girls on the internet allowed

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Prison gays please go away. Don't ruin the thread more than it is already.

Tfw no pro CS:GO bf to carry me through elo hell

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why not a catboy maid keeping the house clean?

see
catboi maids are peak boi

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this fucking cat ear and tail shit is disgusting and is a predecessor to being a furry, change my mind

I think you mean precursor not predecessor user. Are you dumb? Are you a dumb boy?

Nothing wrong with light furry

I'll do what I can chief

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>just binged Sunny Side Skies
>Chase is literally how I pictured my ideal bf
This just makes want to be an even better person. I don't want to disappoint my future fluffy haired glasses bf

english isnt my first language sorry

You're dumb as shit if you think furries evolved from cat ears, the oldest furry art is inspired by old timey cartoons

The castration would be the worst of the torture and it would be done in an surgical environment, nothing too gruesome just a few snips and you're golden. Of course nullification would be the dream but I can sympathize with missing your peepee.
How am I meant to satisfy my dream bf if I can't fill him with cum on the daily

Anyone want to be my wallet?

Actually I reread it and I'm saying unrelated shit. Sorry

Okay I could live with that. Why do you want that though?

very unhappy people don't like catboys

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Why do you want to castrate someone?

How did you realize you were gay?
Prisongays and biscum replies not welcome

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Literally me on the right
originjal

anime boys=trannies
prove me wrong

Stared at pictures of underwear models when I was 12
Fantasized laying in bed naked with two jerks in school while I was 14

Welp the lewd people have taken over the general. I'm out.
youtube.com/watch?v=k3SKNgjZtD4

>made a straight boy fall in love with me
>turned him into a total bottom too

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I thought I discovered it when I was 16 and I made the mistake of dating a 19yo loser, but I recently went back to one of my old email account and found I had saved tons of gay porn links on one email draft that was dated to when I was 11yo. So I guess my kid me knew I just forgot about it.

When I saw slimfit guys showing their smooth ass and hardons begging for dick.

They're feminine only in feminine drawings.

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When I realized dating and being with women is akin to being with your boss. Constantly needing to look good around them, having to do what they want, etc. Could argue I dated wrong girls, but even the more bearable ones seemed so boring to be with.

Started dating a guy now, it's the kind of love I've been looking for all my life. More of a life partner more than anything.

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Humans in Anime universes have a different genetic makeup than us. That's why they have crazy hair colors, massive eyes, and more feminine males. replied to the wrong person oof

I didn't have access to a computer alone until I was 16.
I would play wc3 with some friends every Saturday evening (my parents would allow me to use the "family" computer for that), and past 1am, when everyone went to bed, I would look for some twink porn, memorize how the actor looked, delete history, and go to my room to jerk off.

>More of a life partner more than anything.
>tfw will never find a life partner to enjoy life with
>tfw will die alone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sounds hot, care to elaborate?

I'm going to intentionally try to find a robot bf close to me, get me to let him fuck him and then dump and ghost him.

I love anal so much, nothing feels better!
I wish I could be fucked all day everyday

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I realized I didn't like women. They liked me but I didn't like them. So I tried guys and loved it. Coming to terms with that was a little awkward though.

I said prison gays and biscum replies were not welcome

Different artists make different universes with different genetic makeup. That's also why fan art isn't canon.

>crazy hair colors
you can dye irl

Did you slut out again? Geez americans...
Cringe I am more gay than you ever will be.

I found him on this board. Hell, he even browses these threads. Don't give up, just keep trying!

Bi's are legit and you can't do anything to stop me from replying.

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>I found him on this board. Hell, he even browses these threads. Don't give up, just keep trying!
Damn a bit jelly that you found him so easily here.

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Yeah you can't make us leave. Sorry about that.

I don't get why people hate bis so much, I mean I get that there's some that will use boys only to satisfy their sexual needs and dump them once they want to settle down.
But just like you can't say all gays are promiscuous sluts you can't say all bis are scum. It's a matter of people being scummy in general.

Well to be fair I spent the past 2-3 years looking around here, /soc/, and other niche internet communities. I actually got lucky here. Was one of the first people that I talked to that were both my type and not unbearable to talk to. I somehow was his type as well. Things just clicked after that.

>normalniggers bragging about finding bfs here
Robots rise up!

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But what if you and your bf are both robots?

>Well to be fair I spent the past 2-3 years looking around here, /soc/, and other niche internet communities. I actually got lucky here. Was one of the first people that I talked to that were both my type and not unbearable to talk to. I somehow was his type as well. Things just clicked after that.

I hope to get that lucky too...someday...
*Does weighted pull ups*
I am rising up!

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Sure, but that's their natural hair color. The point I'm trying to make is that trannies have to go against their entire biology and artificially alter their bodies to look more """feminine""", while feminine looking Anime boys are naturally like that down to the genetic level.

Mostly some fear of them looking out for a woman or another guy.
Low self-esteem (which is something I suffer from too tb'h) is probably the reason

I'm sure you'll also brag once you get your dream bf eventually, user.

Please go away /soc/ whore, we don't want your kind.

I'm not a /soc/ whore.
In fact I agree that's where the worst people on this website are.
I don't recommend it for potential partners.

I'm bi but I mostly say I'm gay because frankly I am way more interested on spending the rest with a guy than I am with a girl and I'm really monogamous. I understand why bis have a bad reputation but there's always exceptions to everything.

>Did you slut out again? Geez americans...
I tried topping but it didn't feel like anything at all
Now I'm cock starved

>>But what if you and your bf are both robots?
Robots cant get relationships u dumb normalnigger dont reply to me ever again.
Rise up more!
I wont get a bf because im not a normalfag, getting a bf is not possible for me even if i try really hard.

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Stupid slutty americans, hate you guys.
>Rise up more!
*trains even more*
aaaaa

Bisexuals are based.
Triggering fags and heteros while still pumping and dumping them at the end of the day.
Truly the Chads of the sex spectrum.

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>I'm not a normalfag
>posts astolfo
Why are you saying it's not possible for you to get a bf, btw?

>I found him on this board. Hell, he even browses these threads. Don't give up, just keep trying!
We're all gonna make it, brah

Sex is about complicity and companionship
If you don't want to at least have a little talk the morning after with your partner or you won't even remember his name, is it really worth it

you sound like a bitch. no wonder you're alone.

Want to be friends user? The lack of robots here sucks.

I had I dream i tongued a cute twink and it was so realistic I want to die

What does twink taste like?

>>*trains even more*
Wish i had motivation to get fit, im not into having muscles myself though. Muscles on bf would be nice.
Whats wrong with astolfo? Other than meme trap faggots loving him.
>Why are you saying it's not possible for you to get a bf
Because im mentally ill and a neet and it will probably never change. Im scared of other people and i dont trust anyone.
>>you sound like a bitch. no wonder you're alone.
Nice normalfag reply, stay mad.
How do i know if youre a real robot and why should i trust you that you wont ghost me? I dont have much to talk about unless youre a literal autist so im boring for most of people.

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>Wish i had motivation to get fit, im not into having muscles myself though. Muscles on bf would be nice.
I enjoy my muscles also I would enjoy having a bf that is either slim or slimfit.

>How do i know if youre a real robot and why should i trust you that you wont ghost me? I dont have much to talk about unless youre a literal autist so im boring for most of people.
I don't ghost anyone if they don't ghost me.
I talk about the few things I'm interested in, namely manga, vidya, and degeneracy. Feels too since you're not a normalfag

Fate is a very normie franchise, specially grand order and don't worry fren, some people would still want you, maybe they're not really sane themselves but it's easy to get a bf. Well, e-bf but you take what you can get.

All I want is a sadboy bf, is that too much to ask?

They're very emotionally draining, why do you want, user?

I've got a terribly positive outlook at life. Most of the time anyways.

I NEED COCK RIGHT NOW

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>Faint taste of chocolate
How did my brain simulate this shit

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I'm as miserable and pessimistic as it gets.

Stick a spray can up your bumhole and leave to /soc/

If you all are alone and gay, why not date each other? Hmm?

You wouldn't know what to do with a cock if you had one in front of you.

You just said you spent years looking for a bf there, how are you not a whore?

i just want a guy to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay

I had one, no matter how much I tried to cheer him up, make him company, try to make him feel useful and love him he would always bitch and moan. He ended up leaving me for another sadboi fag.

Are you a neet too? Can u tell me more about yourself?
>Fate is a very normie franchise
I know, i just like astolfos design. Mainly his hair and pink color.

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>They're very emotionally draining
I know it would be, but it would give me someone I could relate to, and maybe cheer up somewhat occasionally, and be something for them, so it doesn't atleast have to feel all bad. I wanna be there for someone and help them through tough periods. I just find that I get along with those sorts of people very well.

I would love to but I am not interested on getting ghosted because the user I'm talking to got anxious and insecure.

your follow up is shit
i admire your stubbornness tho

>Are you a neet too? Can u tell me more about yourself?
>u
Orange flag
Forced into school by parents or I'll be homeless.

>everyone in this thread get together and give him a lot more than one

It seems like a good idea, but be ready to face the possibility of your effort being wasted, so be careful.