Personality doesn't matter edition
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Please keep in mind the following test does not use cognitive functions and does not define itself as MBTI: 16personalities.com
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xSFJs are the least understood types for me. I don't know what they look like or how they act, but I'm under the impression they are the uptight religious moms who are easily offended by everything.
>tfw ENFP
oreganolarino
>tfw post wasn't original enough
Really? I'm an ISFJ and am pretty open and tolerant of people as long as they treat me/others with respect, and that's kinda what I thought other xSFJ's would act like too.
I'm an INFJ, and I always get dumb cunts pining for me.
>tfw INTJ
I'm afraid to feel because it means letting go of the control.
>tfw INFJ-T!!! ^w^
>personality doesn't matter
But aren't these threads all about personality~? Don't they matter? :3c
Like I said; I don't really understand your type. I don't know what to look for. It's easy to spot an ENFP, for example, because they try to be happy all the time, care about feeling good, and seem to make empty suicidal threats when no one appreciates them trying to brighten the mood.
>infp
>schizoid
It's basically over for me.
Anybody wanna be a friend?
why are you afraid of people mr. infp?
How the fuck do these threads appear everyday and still get maxxed out? What is there to talk about?
ISTP for what it's worth
>another MIBT thread
genetic predisposition + circumstances + some sort of pathological self consciousness of my whole being
I look normal on the outside, but there's 0 congruence between how I look and behave. I'd say people get the wrong img of me 99% of the time
There are people trying to figure out what their MBTI means, so the regulars help them out by discribing functions and giving examples of what a certain personality is typical of doing, and then there are circlejerk discussions between certain regulars, like what happened in the last thread.
I usually get bored and leave after viewing these threads after 30 minutes to an hour of posting because the same shit happens in every thread and I may return whenever I want to see if anybody has replied to any of my posts or if I have something new to add to the thread.
>tfw infp
I love everyone and hate everyone at the same time. It's an odd feeling really. At least my ability to emotionally connect with females has gotten me laid a few times though.
Which personality type goes where?
INTP's genius? I feel like a fucking brick
ENSP and literally a musician. I guess I'm chad now?
15 for ISTP
Same, I have a high IQ and yet I somehow manage to be retarded.
>some sort of pathological self consciousness of my whole being
what do you mean?
Maybe you damaged youself?
>t. INTP who got free scholarship for having high IQ then spent early teenage years here, become a retard and lost it
>scholarship for having high IQ
What did you get the scholarship for?
I can never be present in the moment. It's like there's too much sensory information coming in for me to process.
I always worry about how people perceive me, whether I'm doing something right or wrong, whether I'm boring them, what are their expectations of me. I can't tell anything anything and I end up worrying about all these things and as a result I can't enjoy myself when surrounded by people.
The amount I've avoided people in the last decade in unhealthy.
hey I feel like I have DPDR because I space out so much, who knows
>I can never be present in the moment
You could look into mindfulness at it's basically how to be only in the present moment.
>The amount I've avoided people in the last decade in unhealthy
Could you give one example how it happens?
wait nevermind, I just took the test again and now I'm INTJ. Unfortunate
In a weird and stupid way, the MBTI community is actually... kind of a community. It's a little bit like alcohol, MBTI stuff seems to provide some kind of social lubricant effect. I don't claim to understand why, but that's my observation.
INTP, of course, like anyone expected otherwise.
>test
they mean shit. type yourself using mbti notes.
t. used to think myself as intp/istp for the longest time just to realize that i've been intj all along.
It started in high school. I would go to classes and that would be my dose of "socialization" for the day. Basically just being surrounded by people. If someone asked me to go out somewhere, I'd find some excuse 99% of the time.
In college it only got worse.
>go to lectures
>exhaust my people energy
>think of excuses not to go socialize for real 99% of the time
>repeat for 6 years (med school)
Happened so much and lasted for so long I became a robot basically. Have 0 meaningful connections with anyone. Not 1 person I talk to on a daily basis. Barely even weekly. And when I do, it's the smallest meaningless convos.
spacing out is a huge problem too. Happens multiple times during a single conversation
>If someone asked me to go out somewhere, I'd find some excuse 99% of the time.
but why? were you afraid of doing something wrong or being a burden?
Idk how the situation would translate to West but I'll try my best
>there are expensive private schools
>they start from kindergarten and end at highschool
>No need for uni counterpart because grads can easily go everywhere
>they do entrance tests every year
>I try my change, somehow end in top 10
>You are supposed to get a %90 discount or something like that
>Dad isn't financially good at that time, decides to sacrifice some stuff so I can have a good life
>They made us do tests to choose which class will be in
>tester girl is also some kind of secretary, heard about my dad
>I score good
>Secretary tells it to principal
>They talk with dad while I'm playing with secretaries legos
>Principal decides to not charge us, also won't take meal money.
INTJ is better tho.
Not only you are high IQ, but actually get shit done.
>being a burden
Basically I'm not sure exactly else. Maybe It was some fear that people
don't find me interesting or just a nuisance or whatever, I'm not sure.
Or because it felt like such a burden always being around people that I just avoided it because I never had one positive experience.
Whenever I'd get the idea to go out I'd know I would not enjoy myself because I never did.
What would happen if you'd try?
Also;
I think I was a 4th grader when these happened
>Children in my class have been taking English classes for years
>I know nothing. Maybe "start, enter, go, hello"
>Teacher takes care of me, gives me books and lectures
>Some of the books have links at the cover
>Never actually used internet, but hey let's try
>days later, stumble upon Jow Forums
>I don't even understand, just looking at images
>Months later, understanding English now
>Slowly getting corrupted
>Slowly stop reading books and start playing video games
>Dads usually not home
>Spent countless nights looking at screen, don't sleep
Ff years later
>Become a manlet
>No sight of intelligence
Sorry for my blogpost. I just wanted to let it out
On short bursts I'd maybe give out an impression of a normal person. Have some conversations here and there and try and be social.
But the longer it lasts, for example on rare occasions that I'd go somewhere with some college friends for a couple of days I would literally shut down.
It happened a couple of times that I would go an entire day without having the energy to say a single word. It's like I've gone mute. I can see it happening but I just can't fight it.
I become cut off from the world.
That does seem like introvert trait. Do you get energy when doing activities by yourself?
Yes, that's the only way I can get energy.
I can only speak based on one person, but xSFJ are very kindhearted, they excel in jobs that are practical and include human interaction, and they're very positive and energetic. Maybe the least normie of "normie types", assuming there even are such
Btw is any INTP fucking terrible in highly practical stuff? Whenever I need to do some practical job that requires even a bit of independent action, I'll feel like a complete retard. Every fucking time
It doesnt seem that bad as you've written. Seems like you're dreaming introvert.
I'll tell you what does matter though, and that's who's gonna inherit the earth, and that's INFJs and INFPs.
I am. Throughout all my life I've lived in some form of fantasy.
It might not be as bad as some other people have it, but I would like to live a meaningful burden-less life.
Living alone is meaningless yet I can't be around other people.
someone post the rpg mbti image in which all S (sensors) were npcs
>I cant be around other people
But you do want that?
>someone post the rpg mbti image in which all S (sensors) were npcs
It's one of the best ones.
I guess no, I hate it.
But I would like that not to be the case. I went through a long period of nihilism and living a life for myself only exacerbates it
Avoid ESFJs at all costs.
Their Fe is far too controlling and downright manipulative. It's also fake at times and they will use it against you. They will try to make you feel guilty about resisting their manipulation, and when it doesn't work then they will go straight into trying to make you feel like you're a bad person. That's their leverage.
They really are so annoying. I especially hate how they try to make everyone feel included or not left out. Like no, just leave people alone. Some people don't want to take part in your stupid bullshit. But worst of all, I think, is how they always try to encourage you to "be yourself" - but by that they actually mean is that they want you to be more normal and socially acceptable. If you're quiet or keep to yourself, then you aren't being "yourself" and they try to open you up. They seem to view every introvert as being a hidden extravert who is in agony or something, and that you need help because you are trapped in your introversion. They encourage you to be more expressive because they think that you're just like them. Little do they know that you're not like them at all, and if you do open up and say something that isn't in-line with their worldview then you're ostracized immediately. So much for the supposed inclusion.
>INTJ
>ninja
That wouldnt happen.
t. INTJ
I'm too lazy to be a mage desu
I scored 2 levels in Ranger and 1 in Cleric in the DandD test. Like Aragorn I guess.
yes, i have superior genetics and everyone on this board is a delusional retard who exist farther from reality than leftists
>superior genetics
>not an ENTJ, born to lead nations
You may one day start a business, but I'll be running the country.
Are ISFPs the greatest girlfriends/wives?
>aren't moral busy bodies
>love good food so they can be very good cooks
>affectionate AS FUCK
>good fashion sense, will dress their husband to be sharp
>high libido
>relatively little sexual history due to introversion
>loving and supportive
>Avoid ESFJs at all costs.
Lol my mom is ESFJ, easier said than done
>Their Fe is far too controlling and downright manipulative. It's also fake at times and they will use it against you. They will try to make you feel guilty about resisting their manipulation, and when it doesn't work then they will go straight into trying to make you feel like you're a bad person.
Yea 100% accurate. But I don't have problems with my mom nowadays, she's a pretty nice person in general as long as you don't get on her bad side
I have a crush on ENTJ (female), how proceed?
Not really
>materialistic, demands frequent gifts and expensive shit
>Fi means that they have strong morals, but being a sensor, it is based on what other ppl's morals are; expect SJWism from them
>doesn't like spending time with you (compared to other types)
>perceiving means will frequently forget to cook, even if they know what good food is
>will still prefer to eat at expensive restaurants
>probably got plastic surgery
Every description I see of ISFPs screams "trophy wife" to me; but hey, maybe that is exactly what you want.
Be an even higher social status and more successful ENTJ than her. Hypergamy isn't just a meme.
What are the main differences between an INTP and an INFP? I can't decide which one I am
>>materialistic, demands frequent gifts and expensive shit
Buy her some flowers and a bit of chocolate once a week. Big deal.
>>Fi means that they have strong morals, but being a sensor, it is based on what other ppl's morals are; expect SJWism from them
Fe is moralistic, Fi is emotionalistic.
>>doesn't like spending time with you (compared to other types)
Good. Women who cling to you like glitter are annoying as fuck.
>>perceiving means will frequently forget to cook, even if they know what good food is
So give her a spanking and have dinner an hour late. Again not a huge deal. Make sure not to be like "well don't worry sweety we'll just order take out" cause then she'll just keep forgetting.
>>will still prefer to eat at expensive restaurants
Everyone does but being spoiled and demanding is irrelevant to type.
>>probably got plastic surgery
Meh as long as it's subtle idgaf.
>Every description I see of ISFPs screams "trophy wife" to me; but hey, maybe that is exactly what you want.
Calling attractive wives "trophy wives" is just pure sour grapes.
It's true ISFPs tend to be low IQ and lazy, but they aren't always. If you find a rare high IQ, hard working ISFP you found a fucking diamond of a woman.
That's a pretty shitty situation, but suprisingly common among INTPs, and even 4channers in general. But in recognising your mistake you can begin correcting it, start studying again even if it's just 10/20 minutes a day and get your mental gains back.
every enfp i've known has been a straight-up sociopath
t. infp
>source: facebook
Bloody hell, why not just browse the leddit MBTI threads if you want idiots larping as the "cool" types.
what the fuck is "ensp"
>I'm afraid to feel because it means letting go out the control
Im in the same boat user, but im slowly starting to realize that in order to live a more fulfilling life i must let go of the control in some scenarios (in more than im comfortable doing so) to actually experience life to its fullest
It also doesn't mean to fully let go of the control in those situation, in some it might just imply temporarily letting go to experience it and develop a new mindset and a more effective way to "control" that situation
That's the idea anyways, i might not be 100% correct but i feel like the answer is somewhere in there
It's a blind ENFP. He misheard the "f" as "s".
*using a text-to-speech program
Why does your character look like something from a Mogeko game? That aside, lemme hug you! That line of thinking you discuss is rather annoying. Solitary tendencies aren't a bad thing yet many fail to recognize this.
>be me
>get home from 12-hour shift
>there's a rat in the flat
>its behind my wardrobe
>hear constant, annoying scratching noises like its trying to roll itself into the carpet or something
>in spite of wanting to bonk it on the head all i can think of is some weird anime fantasy where I wake up tomorrow and it turns out nazrin is cuddling me in bed and she turns out to be the mouse
>tfw you realize you are broken beyond repair
Well we're both NEETs with like one hobby, atleast I'll have a place to study soon. But surely not every ENTJ is like that right? I wouldn't wanna date someone like that. She is very independent and confident, but she doesn't exactly strike me off as arrogant or materialistic etc.
>41% of INTP's vlue time
>biggest fucking score
intps are chads
Do you think you'd make a good mommy (male)? You're what's traditionally considered THE mother type.
Im afraid of letting out the emotional Pandora's box because i have no idea what lurks there and it might bewitch me.
I had mice in my apartment and killed them with sticky traps and a boot. Felt bad man but they had to go.
>love physical affection
>hate esfps and istps
Hrmm.
>making you feel like you're a bad person
And what if I don't care that I'm a "bad" person in their eyes? I only care about my own opinion of myself and cautiously take in other's opinions to grow
Why do you want to snuggle with everyone?
Brutal. Mice are so cute.
I'm glad I live in a place where I couldn't feasibly get them, I love the fuzzy bastards. From afar, at least.
ENTP GANG WHERE YOU AT?
what types are the most and least likely to blow bubbles like this
Absolutely, being a housewife(male) is one of the few things that would make me really happy. I love the idea of taking care of someone like that and getting really good at cooking and cleaning and doing cute little things for my significant other.
INTP is the chad? no sorry im intp and i know intp's and we belong on the "ugly" side with ENTP's
>I love everyone and hate everyone at the same time.
If there's a single word that could adequately encapsulate the INFP that word would be antinomy. What makes the INFP unique is that unlike most people their emotional life isn't defined by dialectical relation. Most people are either hot or cold and understand each in relation to the other but the INFP often experiences both simultaneously without confusion. When they're hot they're also cold, when they're here they're also somewhere else and so on.
How do I get a qt3.14 xNTP gf
t. INTP
Is it an INTP to not be able to focus on anything only to eventually hyperfocus on something or get sucked down a Wikipedia rabbit hole? Or do I just have ADHD lol
miner is not that bad... i think
As an ENTJ, I tend to be drawn towards two types of women:
- Women who are very feminine (more submissive than assertive, etc), who I feel an urge to care for
- Women who are my equal in one or more ways, who I can compete with
If the same holds true for all ENTJs, women included, this means you should either be:
- actively supporting or showing the ability to provide for her, showing yourself to be not only likable but an boon worthy of trust
- presenting yourself as her equal and worthy match (actions speak louder than words), thus gaining her respect and admiration
All types are on both sides. The point is that people will think positively of you if you're hot, or poorly of you if you're ugly, regardless of personality type.
>be me
>wife went out to the store, home alone
>was always curious about prostate orgasms and anal play in general
>get wife's vibrator and slip a jimmy over top of it. Lube it up a little and slip it in
>what the fuck is this degenerate shit. Doesn't even feel good. Feels wrong
>about to abort mission, wonder wtf I'm even doing
>keep going due to curiosity
>eventually find "the spot"
>holyshit.jpg
>mount two pillows on the bed and ride, cowgirl style
>start rocking back and forth, really getting into it.
>keep hitting the spot and it feels so fucking good
>imagine myself as a woman, I'm taking chad's thundercock so deep
>wish it was real, feels so god damn good pounding the spot
>ohdeargod.gif
>cum comes out in a continuous stream, like a firehose.
>best orgasm ever
what type is this boys?
generally curious, forever changed.
I don't understand the whole "INFJ's are idealists that want to make the world a better place" meme. That's usually what I test as and I'm pretty nihilistic.
I wouldn't know. The one I was trying to date last year wanted to wait until she finished college, but I took that as rejection and an excuse to not reject me directly. She did enjoy talking about herself to me and I would try to make relevant comments, but I guess our age difference and the fact I'm not a huge anime fan (I like anime, though) or watch the same YouTube channels she does, so I couldn't really relate with some of the things she talked about.
She really loves to draw and make TikTok-whatever videos on Instagram, which caused me to make an account to support her, but since she hasn't liked my videos for the past 6 months, I've stopped doing the same and started following pages of cars and models and used Instagram for wank material and get annoyed whenever I see her new shit on my feed.
I sometimes wonder if we could actually ever have a relationship despite our extreme introversion, but I figured we would been great at supporting each other.
ENFP?
As another INTP, I experience that all the time. It has similarities with bipolar II, but could also come from a lack of regularity in your sleep, eating, and exercise schedules.
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What the fucking fuck is wrong with you?
What website has the most reliable test? Every time I take the test on a different website I get a different result.
what if i consistently score 50% in some categories?
no matter under what mood or situation i ever take this dumb test, its always about 50/50 between feeling/sensing and judging/perceiving
only things it gets right is that im an introverted thinker, and i dont need a test to figure that out
The top two in the OP are good tests. 16personalities is for newfags and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>intp
>bored with life
>living on autopilot
>surrounded by dumb people who don't ever want to talk about anything interesting
>i can feel myself getting dumber
does it ever come back or am i just dumber forever
Embrace your Ne my nigga but I do get what you mean by too much info sometimes It feels like I'm mind reading when I'm in a crowd and I can't make it stop just like that Lil nigga from Scanners
Is INFJ an inherently intelligent type?
Absolutely, just look at Sophieanon. INFJ must be the smartest type.
But that's because you want to change the world, and realizing you have no way of doing so, because not everybody else is INFJ so nobody else seems to give a fuck about anybody else's feelings leading you to realize you're powerless as an individual.
Or are you?
Yeah, YOU are powerless. There's somebody out there with power to change things, but they're using it for personal gain. The frustration of this is how you get Hitler INFJs