Well, Jow Forums, which one are you?

Well, Jow Forums, which one are you?

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>not wanting to be Boomer
ngmi

benchers are objectively superior but I can never be one of them. my mindset is that of the puller.

the oly lifter and we shit on you absolute peasants

I don't lift.

Puller. Deadlifts make me feel powerful. Also you can work legs with romanian deadlifts if you want.

Only 1% of them, the other 99% are pathetic

Then why the fuck are you here, autismo?

Digits don't lie

puller as well.
truly the thinking man's lift.

I wish to one day be as based as the bencher

lmao this, most """""oly lifters""""" are instagram browsing crossfiters
also I don't care for the olympic lifts t b h. like olympic lifters (real ones) as a group are pretty impressive but the competition lifts themselves are dumb memes.

the 23yo snatcher

23 year old bencher

Can you make one for the 26 yr old presser? Asking for a friend. Talk about he is empty inside.

kek someone should make them with the olympic lifts although I don't know what the stereotypes would be. also one with calisthenics fags
>big muscles make ya slow
>functional strength
kek

>20 year old mil presser
>lifts 1,5 pl8 over his head
>only thing were he outlifts the entire uni gym
>completely fucked his back
>has never had sex but traps are impressive

>implying you get impressive traps with 1.5pl8 ohp

Considering that I'm 41 yo and that I never leave the house without my sunglasses I'm probably the 40 yo bencher.
However:
>I don't bang 19 yo stacies. As a matter of fact I haven't had sex since 2010.
>I don't browse bodybuilding.com
>I don't do lower body at the gym. I just go biking in the weekend

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FUCK
MAKE IT STOP

What did I do?

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>"I'm 41 years old"
>"I haven't had sex since 2010"
>browses Jow Forums

So? This place is hilarious. I love it.
The reason I haven't had sex is because my wife passed away and I decided not to re-marry.

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Whew those digits

Surprisingly respectable reason for Jow Forums

i dont do deadlifts nor squats so its obvious which one i am *sips*

Ha I guess so. I found this place two weeks ago, recommended to me by one of my rugby teammates. You people are the most incredible on the internet. Everywhere else is dull as fuck.

Basado y rojopillado amigo

where's the DYEL who worked out in the basement of mommy for the last 5 years, looks like shit with clothes but ripped naked?

>which one are you
The one that is not an underaged faggot wojak poster

damn, actually alpha af

o yea
feel that tricep burn