/britfeel/

its gone pal. fighting the good fight

Spend your whole time worrying about fucking it up

>dvdrip release doesn't include subtitles

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went to my local aldi
fucking kikes have stuck the price for one thin crust pepperoni pizza that they dont even sell right in front of the other kind of thin crust pepperoni pizza while putting the actual price for the pizzas way off to the side in front of the chips
did the same with the cheese ones too
complained to corporate about their insane fucking kikery to increase sales marginally

The Fleabag ending was pretty weird. Not sure how I feel about it. After the theatrics of the wedding the ending didn't hit me.

I'm not Scottish but I'll talk about Pokemon with you tonight. Do you play TCGO?

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OLD LADS RISE UP.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0WpJ9XR6w

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Idk i just googled cake no egg. The improvising was more the amounts i couldn't be bothered to measure anything

Hate watching movies without subtitles as well lad. Think it's got something to do with my abysmal attention span

You'd meet up for coffee and have cute conversations, then go home and kiss and cuddle and fall asleep in her arms
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

67p carlos pepperoni pizza is best pizza
i buy like 10 when i do a big aldi shop

penis in vagine

bugger, i forgot to copy that lads post number, you know the one who wanted to bum a trap/get bummed
soz lad

*leaps penis first into the thread*

there you go babycakes

ta ducky
youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

Its not the side effects of the cocaine,
Im thinking that it must be love...

Its too late!
To be grateful,
Its too late!
To be late again,
Its too late!
To be hateful,

The European Canon is here!

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Is it gay to fantasise about getting fucked by a big dicked alpha infront of a very attractive woman as you eat her out?

But you will remember me

the station to station lp no doubt has some of bowies greatest vocal performances - wild is the wind, golden years, word on a wing, the title track.

I was literally thinking about this film yesterday in the shower.

only if you're enjoying it more than her

do you remember when you were a child and you'd just done a poo and you had to shout for your parents to come help you wipe your ass?

better times.

Took the cake out a bit too soon the very middle wasn't quite done when i tipped it out the tray. Put it back in for a few minutes. It will be okay but it won't be cake shaped it will be a bit broken up

holy shit I haven't listened to that in about a decade, glad I said babycakes now, that nostalgia hit was nice. Also the first time I noticed the singers are actually in the video, clearly my younger self had other things to focus on.

Can you hear me? Will you listen?
Don't come near me
Don't go missing
And in the lissome light of evening
Help me, Cosmia; I'm grieving

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I actually don't remember any of that. I don't remember anything from when I was young.

One of my earliest memories is me taking a shit in the bath and watching as it floated around the edge, trying to keep it away from my toy boat.

do you remember what it's like to hold the hand of someone you love? interlinked

just watched pet sematary, what a creepy movie that was

joanna newsom is my wife

Have you tried the one with goats cheese on it? What about the ham and mascarpone one? Also recommend the nduja frozen one.
>tfw aldi boi

> buy like 10
how fat are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8

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where to start with Joanna Newsom? pal won't shut up about her.

your pal is a man of culture I see

That's pretty cheap. I think the proper lindt stuff is like 2 quid a bar and I need at least 200 grams preferably 250 for the brownies so it gets a bit expensive like 4-6 quid on chocolate because they're 100 gram bars
I don't go to Lidl though the closest one is like 3 miles away. I'm sure Aldi will have the same prices tho

usually poos only float if theres something wrong with you

i have an early memory of shitting in the bath with my sister in their with me. she wasnt best pleased.

fuck off adam she's mine

Are you possibly my pal? Ys is the best starting point
youtube.com/watch?v=cJ1yFhjRnNc

if by culture you mean only listening, fantasising, talking and thinking about Joanna Newsom. then yeah.

>boobiecakes
I know that feel. Just remembering all the great booby videos. Will pop some on after I've had muh smoke. Outside now doing some filthy phone posting

HHL was a good lad
Don't understand the bullying

Show on BBC4 is trying to make me feel sorry for sex offenders. Unsure how to feel.

>usually poos only float if theres something wrong with you
Utter nonsense, 95% of the time it's just because what you ate made you super windy.

Do you like doughnuts /britfeel/?

yeah theyve got the label for that one in front of the stonebaked ones
dont even sell the actual 67p ones
they did reduce the price of the deep pan ones though

Most people that post on here in a recognisable manner get bullied. It's part and parcel with avatar fagging or using a trip.

thanks for memories

How did you improvise eggs?

That the meteorite is a source of the light
And the meteor's just what we see
And the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee

And the meteorite's just what causes the light
And the meteor's how it's perceived
And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void
That lies quiet and offering to thee

>Shippy doesn't use a trip though.
He is the eliotdoxer trip and he constantly spams recognizable images. Personalities are essentially trips

for me it's ASDA's iced ring donuts

really sleepy lads time for beddy, night

>BBC trying to make you feel sorry for criminals
This is news? That's their calling card next to insisting the UK was always multicultural despite the fact that their own footage of London from the 60s/70s is whiter than the fucking North Pole.

did not expect there to be so many newsom fans in britfeel. quite pleasant tbqh lads.

idk lad i just googled cake no egg It involved flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, milk and a bit of oil

poos are MEANT to float, it's a sign of poor faecal health if they don't float

I've got diarrhoea today.

l, too, am right wing

did i trigger your ptsd or was that a sarcastic comment on the pointlessness of my post?

custard filled ones are tolerable. i just feel like jam ones barely have any fruit in them any more.

>eliotdoxer trip
Hasn't been used in years

>personalities are essentially trips
Right, other than the fact that they don't use a trip. You can say they're attention whores that's not wrong

Does anyone still go in the dubtrack?

>Stating basic facts is right wing
Lad, you've been spending way too much time on American news sites.

Beat boss on second chamber enter the gungeon and got a passive item hmmmm

Ah sorry. I, too, am NOT right wing *winks*

I know fuck all about astronomy but I read this theory that what she says here is intentionally wrong as a metaphor for the breakdown in communication between her and her sister. Before this she says 'I promised you I'd set them to verse so I'd always remember' but then apparently gets it wrong

based

i saw joanna newsom at greenman 15

Not him but i had liquid poos for 3 days. Did 13 in 72 hours. Had to apply sudacrem after each 1 on the last day. That defo helped the chaffing, oh i was red and angry down there. And also at work, ffs. Ok now it's the weekend though, and not had 1 poo today yet

I'm Andy Shrimpberg and I get to Joanna her Newsoms.

I wish I was you so much.

I saw Joanna Newsom at the Brighton Dome in 2015, she made me cry during the performance

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who the fuck is Joanna Newsom

joanna's talent is so intimidating. this is so luxurious.

Not been in for ages desu. Lost the link and all my login shit when i rage reset my PC

met newsom outside a gig and she signed my LP. Gave all of us a hug. The rest of the people there were a bunch of autists but I'll never forget it.

who is the bloke on the end bit of only skin?
only skin is probably my favourite track from the album

Nice one Iid, how come you've got the runs? Reckon it's gastritis?
Member that song about diarrhoea in primary school lads used to sing
>I was walking with my mum when my bum went numb DIARRHOEA

>All these people have seen joanna newsom
Ys is one of my favourite albums and I've never seen her live.
Not fair.
Do people go to concerts alone? Really got some artists I would love to see.

More like Joanna Jew Son

fingered Newsom in the toilets at Vodka Revolutions the other week

Why the fuck is everyone talking about this Joanna Newsome biych.

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Me? I saw Paramore live back in the Riot days and had a cheeky tug in the crowd. WAHEY!

>tfw no email from mai pigeonfu for a few days

You know when it gets late and you suddenly start feeling optimistic about life? You think to yourself, 'Yeah, I could stop being a NEET easily. It's simple, I only have to do a few things', but then you go to sleep and when you wake up all you want to do is wank, eat ice cream, and play video games. Weird feel, huh?

beautiful. even the chorus is like a verse the way she does each line differently.

>You can say they're attention whores that's not wrong
avatar fagging until you become recognizable is similar is more or less the same thing.

We're 'avin it LARRRRGE

That's Bill Callahan, they used to date. He's an incredibly talented songwriter also but different to Joanna
youtube.com/watch?v=RT-kvaC-7ag

There's no one like her honestly

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IDK lad I thought she was some female with a harp from the NME cd

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