Just fished this out of the shitter, is there a parasite stealing my gains? What's the best course of action here...

Just fished this out of the shitter, is there a parasite stealing my gains? What's the best course of action here? Been eating mad cloves to try and flush the motherfuckers out but apparently to no avail.

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This is either mucus or a parasite. Any idea how it happened?

Ur gonna die tonight

>cloves instead of a doctor

Based

Looks more like onions to me. Actual onions, not the euphemism for you-know-what. Have you been eating onions?

Take your nitazoxanide

That's c diff nigga. Jk more than likely it's skin that hasn't been digested.

looks like sauted onions

maybe he should put it in his mouth to find out if its zangy or not haha

That's onion fibre you disgusting nigger

pleeeants are indiestibuuhl. hehe.

ahnyons are taaxic. they *liiiirally* make you cry.

hehe.

thanks for watching.

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why were you digging in your shit?

bandana hidding his baldness

No it's undigested plant bits
Also if you think you have parasites go to a doctor or to a pharmacist don't just eat fucking cloves like some burgubdian peasent

Undigested food and plant matter or parasite? I don’t want my gains being stolen.

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Some more shit floating in shit from another day. Mucus in stool as well.

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Perhaps if you have concerns about your bowel movements you should talk to a doctor or Google the symptoms of parasite infestation instead of raking through your own shit to photograph it and post on Jow Forums

All I've learned is that OP digs through his poo on a regular basis.
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Chew your fucking food fatty

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You need to chew your fucking food, dude.

two on the right probably tomato or bell pepper skin. small thing in middle is a seed. dk about all that other shit

>he doesn’t occasionally dig through his shit to make sure your not dying

Excellent thread op

Post more bro

That's just plant matter dude. Chew your food better. I was worried about this exact same
>shit
Until a particularly undigested piece came out and I realized it was just a bean sprout

kek

KEK

...

They're great for cutting. Just drink a couple of white Monsters a day so you get enough vitamin B for you and your stomach snakes.

Shut the fuck up faggot! Do you want him to die?

Grab a bowl of warm milk and squat over it, the parasite will believe that is still your bowels and swim there wait for it to come out completely.
this is unironic btw, my grandma thought me that they used to do this in the old days when someone got that from eating undercooked pork, her words.

lmao

Looks like someone has the Subway Shits.

(Really op. That's what I see when I eat something with shredded lettuce.)

u retard, eat pommegranites to get rid of parasites. Cloves are for toothache

Eat food grade diatomaceous earth. That shit will dry up and shred the parasites.

>imagine the smell

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chew food

OP go to a doctor and get them to do a stool panel if you want to know,

showing your poop to fit is like reading entrails thrown at a wall.

You're not supposed to swallow the condom too, you dumb faggot.

Based poo whisperer. Thank you for blessing us w/ ur doo wisdom

nigger.

What did you do to expel these parasites fren?