I can lift all I want

>Greek origin
>few saints carried this name
Thanks, mommy

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>tfw David
Did I win the name lottery bros?

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Only acceptable names are the names of kings and queens of England. There will never be a president named Ashton or Kyle.

>Uriel
fuck the wicket and fuck Satan

>Conor

no one spells it right

How about 2000 years?

Oh hi Mark

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My name is Martin. Pretty based imo because no one I've met has this name, yet it's not a name that sounds weird l, and everyone has heard of it.

>tfw my name is my mother’s maiden name

>no one I've met has this name
Go outside neet

haha imagine being named Keith, ha ha, right?

>tfw both first and middle names are names of apostles

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I haven't met anyone named Martin in years, either.

My name is Kyle. Recently, I've gotten some much needed attention with all these normie memes.

>My name is Eóghan
Anyone else have a /weird as fuck/ name?

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Alexander is that you?

>be Asian
>gets named Anfernee
WHY THE FUCK DID MY PARENTS GIVE ME A NIGGER NAME AGHHHHHHHHH I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

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Based and irishpilled

I'm Billy. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call me Bill.

Jason is an alpha name though??

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Based dying language name

>mfw you'll never have a nice roman name like Lucius Quintus Ciccinatus

Its Greek retard

>tfw name is joel

hate it so so much.

Billy and Bill are both fucking nicknames for William. Your parents are retarded.

I'm done university, I went through high school, only other martin I heard of, never met, was some Asian kid that died at my high schoil year below mine. It was trippy hearing people talk about "Martin" and it not being me

jsut for that i am gonna name my first child Beowulf

Hello frenz, my name is mohammad

What the fuck man, are you me? John Matthew(my language version, still stands)

>August
All I ever hear is month jokes.

no shit sherlock, my legal name is William but no one actually calls me that

Fuck, you got me.
I hoped people would go for Paul, Michael, Peter and John first.

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>tfw names Dave but there were already 3 Dave’s at my workplace so when I joined everyone just calls me by my middle name James

My unit manager straight up said to my face “naw I’m not feeling with four of you fuckers, what’s your middle name?”.

Casper here, it's pretty normal here but every time I travel to America everyone calls me the fucking friendly ghost

Mediterranean chad

my name is perfect (erik) besides having to correct everyone that it's spelt with a k and not a c

>Oscar
>One part Celtic hero
>One part play-writing faggot
idk how I feel about this

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Brutal. This is legitimately the worst one. Might as well be called Hitler as far as peoples first impression will go.

*dealing

Winfield

In Texas, I would assume you mow lawns if I saw your name.

>Tfw I know 2 babies and a tranny called Arya.

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yeah, it's a weird name because it seems to have no real nationality. It's present in 2000 year old Irish mythology, but it's also:
>French
>Spanish
>Hispanic
>Slavic

Stonewall Lee and I’m Mommy’s big boy.

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I too am named Oscar. Its a Chad name because I have a big penis

AYYYYY i’m thomas matthew

>Stonewall Lee
Is your last name Forrest?

No, Forrest is a nigger last name.

>tfw have a cool last name so people just call me by it

Names Ashley. Here in Europe it's a pretty great name for a guy but because Americans are retarded and gave their girls a boys name two decades ago I couldn't live there unless I go back to the early 90's.

Thank god, I thought I was an outlier

How the fuck is Oscar slavic? Lucas may be slavic because it's a name of a saint but not Oscar.

That's a very groovy name

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Oskar more than Oscar, there have been plenty of russians and prussians with that name.

I worked with a Jason. Pretty alpha guy...naturally outgoing. Even banged my other coworkers mom (before he was born lmao)

I also wear an s-mart shirt to the gym. Im certain there are too many layers for what's really a shit dad joke but whatever.

Honestly I rewatched the movies so long ago I won't even get the joke too.

>mom gave me swahili name
>i am not swahili

Feels bad

sharks?

ITT: Deanonymize yourself :^)

Not russian so my name isn't Aleksei, actually balkan so my name is aleksa.

My names Jason too. I like the Jason and the Argonauts history behind the name.

>David
>a chad name
Pick one.

Alexander is a based name

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>tfw also named joel

i also hate it i was just informed that our name is jewish..

Jason is pretty cool name. Jason statham is cool

If Will is short for William isn’t Bill short for Billiam?

theres literally a book in the bible named joel you should have known it was likely jewish. but i hate it because i almost always have to repeat it when i say it because it slurs together

Andrew
every Andrew I’ve met irl has been pretty similar to me (calm demeanor, shy, fairly smart, or at least giving off that impression.)

Not even ur mom lol, connor

David is a black name

Gregory but go by Greg. Apparently I was named after Gregory Peck. I've never met a decent Greg and I'm far from decent.

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>Oscar
>doesn’t live in a trash can
Beta af life for a chad name

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Sup bitches, Ted here

I like the names Robert and Richard but fucking hate their American nicknames, Bob and Dick.

i live in a muslim country so its not bad at all. But i get a few head turns in foreign countries tho

Chad

Pretty useless in my case, I have the most popular name + surname combination in my country.

>the name of a KKK leader is a nigger name
Ok, so you’re retarded.

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Oskar Blues is a good beer

>tfw DeShawn

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>parents named me Jarrod
>didn't even have the decency to spell it Jared or anything

Outside of EU I've been told my name is gay but I always thought I had a good name :^(

My parents had this retarded fucking idea to give me a first name thats Jason Andrew.. so I just go by Jason and say Andrew is my middle name.

Is this the dedicated 1st world problems and epic wojaks board??God,this is so epic

have you guys ever heard of a white guy named marcus? theres an older (like 40s) white guy named marcus at my work. i thought only black guys were named marcus

I know one. It's a cool name.

Hahahaha stupid fucking clown man

Maybe he's Italian?