You match your workouts with your star sign, right user?

OK obviously there needs to be a real star sign exercise for each part of the zodiac.
Taurus: beast of burden, heavy weighted carries
Gemini: twins, so do everything with dumbbells
Scorpio: glute ham raises, get that tail strong
Pisces: rows, get fast in the water
Cancer: nothing but arms, get those big claws bros
Aries: the ram, nothing but neck exercises so you can headbutt the shit out of your rivals
Libra: scales, do all unilateral exercises for symmetry and balance
Virgo: the virgin, don't lift at all, just shitpost on Jow Forums

>Aries
> Aries’ are full of passion, are brave and adventurous, ready to try something new. So I want to introduce some equipment into your home workout. Kettlebell swing: You will see multiple variations of this move, whether double or single handed and which ever type of form you choose you can be assured of a great exercise, working your shoulders, back, legs, glutes and hips. Figure of eight: I like this exercise as it pushes people to tense their core and get used to doing so, something people often fail to do when working out in certain positions. It can be quite tricky for new starters to get the form right, but once they do, they will be better at co-ordination, balance, strengthening the core and keeping the posture correct, again all very important for future exercises and workouts. Kettlebell thrusters: These are a mix of shoulder presses with squats. A large percentage of people either leave shoulders to the end of the week and skip it, or they just don’t work them at all. It can be tempting to focus on either the chest, back or legs, but the shoulders are critical. However, this move also includes your legs with a deep squat. I know Aries are very impulsive, so if you feel there are any other kettlebell exercises you want to add in, don’t hesitate.

because pusy

Yes, they do and believe this shit. They add it to dating profiles too, as if a single man on earth gives a shit or even knows what it’s supposed to mean.

x10 better than the metro's article.

Thanks user. More:
Sagittarius: the centaur archer, do facepulls, pull aparts, and sprints
Leo: the lion, intense sled work so you can pounce hard on your gf when she gets home
Capricorn: the goat, do some bouldering or other climbing exercises so you can be sure-footed as a goat
Aquarius: water break, gotta drink plenty of water buddeh

>mfw already do a very libra-y training

Astrology confirmed as more science than engineering.

According to astrology I'm a Lion born in the year of the Dragon yet I'm a massive pussy.

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Lion: eat for two hours sleep for the rest of the day?

>Virgo: the virgin, don't lift at all, just shitpost on Jow Forums
fuck you

OK, I'll change it
Virgo: the virgin, do SS

>Taurus
>sign that’s literally a fucking bull
>do buddy exercises lol

Fuck you if anything Taurus should be doing adrenaline filled 1RM’s on heavy ass compound lifts

>spider crawl
What the fuck

the jews are clearly behind it
it gets even worse
metro.co.uk/2019/07/31/youporn-lets-you-choose-porn-stars-by-their-zodiac-signs-so-you-never-have-to-watch-an-incompatible-performer-10492436/

>women don't just do this sort of thing because it's just a fun way to try out new exercises
If you think people who enjoy zodiac sign stuff do it for any other reason than it being fun, then you're fucking autistic

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I do SS+GOMAD because I'm a Cancer

i dont let scammers to fool anyone, thrash the world of mass media.

Post Gemini you fags

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What kind of absolute slug does exercises on the fucking bed?

Astrology is just racism for women.

>Water dips
Next level fedora

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Alright I'll admit this is an upgrade

fuck, eat, sleep

Libra
>practice yoga and incorporate movements into my barbell routine
>do a stand to backbend to stand at the end of my workouts
>balance barbell on my delts
to be fair I consciously work on manifesting my sign on multiple dimensions and It seems like it comes naturally

Because they didn't used to be hired for jobs. The French blind resume test saw most women employment drop by 80 percent when they couldn't see gender. The sexual revolution was a mistake.

You've clearly never met a woman.

Ask your mother

because you allow it

>I know Aries are very impulsive, so if you feel there are any other kettlebell exercises you want to add in, don’t hesitate.
Chadries always unstoppable

Name a more chad excercise

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Unironically astrology is fucking based when it comes to hacking the biological circadian cycle of mankind. Imagine not knowing the phases of the moon have an effect on the water in your body... imagine not knowing the body regenerates cells and tissues on a schedule set by nature... imagine not knowing that during certain times of the year your testosterone peaks for ideal reproduction scenarios... imagine knowing women have hormonal fluctuations tied to lunar phases and believing men are exempt... imagine not knowing the micro and macro electromagnetic relationship between celestial objects, the constellations they align with at any point in time, and your physical body on earth... imagine being able to look to the stars and predict ailments 3 months in advance.... imagine ridiculing ancient fucking wisdom just because you dont understand it...

based schizoposter.