>go to 24 hour gym >always go when it is completely empty >bring ipad >between every set I watch porn to boost my test >go to gym one morning >access key doesn't work >check my emails in case payment bounced >email saying that I am banned for watching porn in gym >turns out the security cameras are monitored by a human >have toolbox in car >wait till someone else comes along >walk in door behind them >unscrew a bunch of bolts using Allen key on random equipment >few weeks later >get registered letter >gym is suing me for costs of having technician flown in to check every machine
I'm moving to a new state soon anyway so I think I'm just going to not show up to court
At least you didn't draw out the posting of your BS story.
Austin Powell
>unscrew a bunch of bolts using Allen key on random equipment If this is real then fuck you. Reconsider your behavior. You could have seriously/permanently injured multiple people because you were a pervert who got banned for watching porn in a public place. They have nothing to do with your beef with the gym, and you were banned for a valid reason.
it was all really obvious stuff like i removed the top bolts on the bench press rack things so the hooks were upside down and all the seats were sideways on the machines
Justin Butler
how can you ego lift in an empty gym idiot
Nicholas Carter
Lol
Nathaniel Long
based, if you’re using the machines you deserve it
Easton Nelson
Why the fuck would you do any of these things If they want any substantial sum they're gonna chase you user
Hudson Mitchell
Should have shit in one of the lockers.
Cooper Rodriguez
Based and redpilled.
Aaron Hall
>go to 24h gym late at night >me and gf basically all alone working out >after workout literally noone in that place >decide to fuck in the womens shower >seething fatty catches us as we leave the shower >reports us to the gym staff >banned for life
I hate fat people.
Noah Hughes
there's these two bearmode guys who always work out at the same time as me then go have sex in the bathroom, I considered reporting them but they would know it was me because I'm the only person who is ever there aside from them.
Matthew Bell
I have no assets what are they gonna do garnish my autismbucks?
William Reyes
>I'm moving to a new state soon anyway so I think I'm just going to not show up to court Enjoy having your future paychecks garnished to pay the default judgment.
Brody Harris
I have autism so I get disability, idk if they can garnish that and my only asset is my car which is worth like $200 it's a 1988 ford laser with 500k miles on it
Alexander Rodriguez
>this is your brain on porn
Jason Wilson
>not reporting gays for their degeneracy fag
Jason Hughes
He mentions the bench rack tho
Samuel Hill
You're 100% scum for trying to hurt innocent people because you hate the gym. You knew they had cameras and you went in and fucked with it anyway, I hope they find you and sue the shit out of you faggot.
Jayden Flores
degenerate. kys
Nathan Russell
Of course you're a disabled waste of oxygen. Your new state might just extradite you to be jailed for failure to appear.
Leo Reyes
Normally I'd say you're full of shit op, but knowing the sheer amount of autism in the world I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. So why did you expect to get away with sabotaging gym equipment when you knew the had fucking cameras on you?
Owen Gomez
I wish you went to my gym :(
Robert Ross
Cringe and cumbrained
Daniel Martin
>watching porn in the gym: >chaotic neutral >fucking up the gym equipment, potentially injuring many people >chaotic evil tbqh, I like your style OP
>be autistic neet >use your free time to avoid people because of your autism >watch porn in gym because "muh test levuls" >get mad when thrown out >fuck with the equipement >changes state when confronted with it
You either have downsyndrome or are a fucking nigger lmao
Jason Cook
You can't just post something like this and not post proof
Andrew Sullivan
Autists should be euthanized. I legit believe this and your story convinced me even more.
