”Hey twink, you are sitting on my bench!” *pushes you off the bench*

Wait until he starts doing his reps and the drop a pl8 on his ribs

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>*shakes nervously* "Y-yup, Jow Forums approved, as per Yang decree anno 2013
>*presents bottom for signing*

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>”what did u say about my hair bald twink?*
>*pushes you down to the ground*
>qt gym staff girls look at your and laugh as you lay down

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call the cops and tell them i was assulted and inform the staff at the gym whats going to happen

this is a gym life not a autistic fantasy

Easy. Don't be a twink and don't sit on the bench.

I would alert the gym warrior.

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No, but it would be extremely painful

All seriousness this is why you bring a knife with you

>*calls cops*
>they arrive in 15 minutes
>”Whats going on here”
>”Yea officer, this little twink was sitting on my bench and I pushed him off it”
>”Is that true twin- I mean sir?”
>”Y-yes o-o-ficer”
>”Are you fucking serious? You called us here because he pushed you? Yea I gotta give you a ticket for equating our time”
>”B-but o-officer he assaulted me!”
>”Knock it off twink, he slightly pushed you and you fell. That will be $250 for waistline our time”
>*female cop gives him her number and winks at him while touching his big arms*

But he said it’s not an autistic fantasy

>*pushes you off the bench*
yeah, dont think thats gonna happen twink gayboy

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Possibly depending in the insulin; but hypoglycemia is easier to treat than hyperglycemia.

UUUU

Kekd

This type of shit doesn’t happen. Grow up.

Punch him in the face. Big muscles mean shit when your nose is broken.
I know this post sounds edgy as fuck but I dont mean to. Huge steroid Chad or skinny dyel manlet, the bones in the face are gonna be just as frail. Just sucker punch the faggot.

I'd be impressed if that twink could push me off a bench.

>What do Jow Forums??
Throw 5 pound plates at his head until he falls on the floor unconscious. Then I drag his ass out into the street and dump him in the gutter and go back to my workout.

>What do Jow Forums??
"..oh, sorry, I didn't know. Here, let me apologize by giving you a spot, okay?
>he proceeds to set up his 225 benchpress and gets under the bar. I position myself, seeming to be ready to spot him.
>When he gets to rep #4, I press *down* on the bar as hard as I can, pulling it slightly *towards* me, onto his neck.
>His arms are temporarily too fatigued to push me and the bar off, but he can't let go of it either.
>As he struggles to breathe and get away, I press down even harder.
>As he passes out, I say:
"Bet you won't bully anyone in the gym ever again, will you?
>He passes out, I leave the bar on his neck, calmly walk away and grab my gear, and casually walk out of the gym.

stack?

>be me
>Be bloatmax lord
>be 6'1
>Literaly get something related to this
>Manlet comes in , around 5'10
>*angry piched voice* "Hey brah you are on my bench!"
>*Look down upon him*
>"I doubt little man, after i'm done you can use it"
>Manlet: "Wow there man, i was just joking!"
>*Manlet gives me an awkward bump slap on the leg slowly*
>Me:*Looks confused-weirded*
>Me:"k?"
>Entire gym looks at us
>"Manlet awkwardly scratches head and leaves*
>Dosen't talk to anyone the entire 1 and a half hour
>I leave
>Don't see the manlet again
Feels good

T HE B L OA T A M X X PATH !

>Be bloatmaxx
>Twink "bullies" you
>Slap him oance
>Hes dead
>Win

2 scoops creatine and 4 scoops protein every day

Actually he seems like a real chill dude based on his videos.

pop his muscles with a needle

Assuming you stabbed an average, healthy dude and injected insulin into his bloodstream, in an amount sufficient to get him unconscious or dead, how much time does he have to beat you up before collapsing? Seconds? Minutes? Hours?

Sytholed blood flows 100% faster than normal blood around 5-10 min he should be unconscious the blood will flow faster than spilled milk and those muscles don't seem very strong either

>airpods

>beats

Hahahahahahahahha 1 bedroom apartment barely living off each pay check leases cars not in his income level, wears his coolness retard gymcel detected hahahahahahahahha where is his tatoo?

Pretty sure he will get one soon

5-10 minutes is a long time to beat someone you overwhelm unconscious or to death, I don't think insulin would make the best self defence weapon

I’m thinking a tribal one around his bicep

This can't happen. This pleb is too poor to afford even a two day membership at my patrician gym.

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:D

>equating our time

This post made me about 4% more autistic just from reading it

Because?

Empty my magazine into his torso because he is in my gym at home and my state has no duty to retreat.

literally kill the faggot

THAT'S OUR COACH RIGHT THERE!

he looks like he's missing lower body strength, so: >tackle
>knees on elbows, one hand on forehead, other on throat.
>care to repeat what you just said love?

Moral of this stroy, if you skip legday, don't fight your mailman.

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Do your homework next time

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