Short shorts

Is it GAY to wear short shorts while running, Jow Forums?

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nope, Marines wear em all the time.

is your mom named fucking
because im fucking retarded

I wear them squatting

Only if the balls touch

How short is too short?

How do runners dicks not hang out wearing shorts that short?

Are they all just dicklets?

>nope
>Marines
not helping your case

There's an inner liner that holds your shit in place

No it's badass and preferable to boomer gym shorts

i like my 5 inch shorts for lifting a lot, they are pretty short but they have a liner so my dingaling never comes out

Theres built in panties that keep your peepee in place

The liner is very nice and it frees your movements without draping and hanging too much. Very nice feel. The fact that it shows off my cute freshly-shaved legs is a complete aside to why they're worn

desu i feel a little self conscious wearing them but they're just so damn comfortable

i've got one pair to run in and one pair to work out in

Short shorts are only gay if you're gay.

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No point when basketball shorts move just as freely, don’t show off your pasty thunder thighs and still present opportunity to subtly show off your junk.

You sacklets go ahead and wear what you want but my balls are too big to wear anything loose fitting while exercising.

outside of this being a troll post you fags will always be conscious of muh perception while working out in one way or another. You're not going to a bar to pick up chicks you're grinding some self improvement if everything you do is a projection to how others perceive just neck yourself m8 frig off barb

>he doesn't cut out the liner in his silkies
ngfmi

Depends where you're running. What's the community.

Shit i wear them all the time aint even have to be running, quads gotta be shown off some how.

it's gay to fuck other men, clothes have nothing to do with it

>below the knee
Nigger or spic, disgusting
>above the knee
Proud White man, might be a Rhodie... and they don't die.
>resemble underwear
You went too far, it's now on the other side of the bell curve and solidly in faggot-town.

if you shave your legs like OPs pic yes very gay

you're almost as gay as op and at least three times more insecure

silkies are the shit. I wear silkies whenever I can think of an exuse

running in inherently gay. Assume anyone that tracks more than a mile time is probably a crypto-faggot.

It won't come off as gay unless you're not really a runner, IMO. If you're in good running shape, they will make you look like a serious runner, but I feel like you just look stupid with them when you're not in running shape. This is just personal preference, but maybe some people will agree. It would be like training in a lifting singlet when you've just started lifting or something.

In other words, if you have really muscular legs, and you're not living in Europe, it will look like you're obviously not dedicated to running, and are therefore only wearing small shorts to show off how muscular your legs are, which is somewhat gay, or you're just a tool trying to acquiesce to the latest fashion trends, which is kind of a gay pursuit too.

5 inch is the perfect length for running shorts

Less gay than running itself

cmon man, don't act like your cock is longer than the shorts lol

I run naked so as to not commit a fashion faux pas by wearing the wrong length shorts. It also makes it easier for my bf to pound my boipucci after.

If you look good in them and like them then why not wear them? If you're fit, there will always be jealous crab bucket types to call you gay regardless of what you wear. If it bothers you then maybe you have some issues you're hiding.

Personally, I live in a very humid region and sweat a lot. I don't like a lot of sweat-soaked, heavy material clinging to me when I run.

Only if you have a twink like frame.

I got some girl's running shorts and I feel like a fruit every time I go out in them.

give me a quick rundown on this picture

you're now a gay for viewing it.

>now
heh