How to get a large gf?

If she is significantly taller than you, it is possible this might cause ego issues FOR HER.

She may be afraid people are thinking "Wow, I can't believe she can't get a taller man", or something.
Meanwhile, her parents (who are probably pretty tall themselves) might actually start talking shit to her about the whole thing.

Well, as long as you're white, smart and non-ugly, it should be fine.
If not, she might get disowned.

>have a thing for women taller than me
>am tall as a tree myself
>meanwhile best friend is a manlet that slays tall pussy

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>be Chad
>collect large gf
It is literally that easy

sure... If he would accept me also (I'm very ugly and awkward) I don't mind height

>ugly and awkward
does your weight start with 1? will you not completely hate my guts and shank me in my sleep? those are literally my only standards.

Your nickname should be Fiona.

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Damn, i want that.
But i'm 6'6. That's a dream that would be impossible to fulfill.

>tfw parents are both midgets but your grandfather was super tall so you became semi-tall

My mom is small (around 5'7) but her family are big, i even had an great-grandma that was around 6'7.
The tradeoff is that we get dementia really fast when old.

I'm around 140 lbs and I don't think I'll hate you. Where are you from user?

the east bay area

I'm from New Jersey in the states, how about yourself?

>tfw ugly awkward gf flees from the thread
I just wanted to make you feel loved!

>femanon says she won't hate you
>vanishes
this is why I want to die

look for nordic ppl

Tfw I will never be mogged by my gf

Only in theory. In practice, none of them want you.

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this is completely original, yes fuck you

I'm 5'10.
If you wear heels we can be perfect together.

Fuck off, lurch. You have enough options.

You have more women who are taller than you, I am in hell.

ls 5'11 short enough for you?

How many of those would actually date shorter than themselves though? almost none

Just accept your fate and become a daddy bf

Like, get a 5'0 gf and look like a pedo in public?

be my tall awkward gf please thank you

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Haha , man. I just mean you have better chances in general. But you're still in an awkward place I guess especially if you don't want to play that role

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Please don't die, I was making lunch
Poland.. I think it won't work out for anons from US, I don't even have visa to go there and it's so far
I can't walk in them but sure.. you'd have to catch me if I fall
I don't care about height so it's okay
sure user

move to europe. every once in a while you'll see a girl who is 6'5" or over. 6'2" women are routinely spotted as well. 6'1" seems to be the absolute tallest i see for women here in nyc. but in nyc giant girls are everywhere.

>I don't even have visa to go there
You're European. That gives you 90 days without a visa. Probably pretty easy to get a visa, too. Women speaking polish unironically gets me a little hot.

Have you had a bf before?
Were you taller than him?

they are so intimidating though...
i guess that's why it's hot, but i feel like it's not even worth trying

polish people need visa to even step into US, because we have high precent of visa refusal or something...maybe it's easy but it's very expensive, visa and tickets.
no, never had one

I'm sorry to hear that.
Is it mostly your personality and social factors behind your tfw no bf?
I thought tall girls get more attention.

>but in nyc giant girls are everywhere.
but in europe* giant girls are everywhere

idk, I'm just very shy and socially awkward. Also I'm a bit intimidated by guys ( I was growing up without father so maybe that's why). They usually go for open, extraverted girls I guess

i'm scared i'll say something weird or dark so i avoid interaction with females so i can feel you fembot

No way, shyness in women is adorable.
My ex was awkward as hell but we used to sit quietly by the lake every Friday night and cuddle until it got dark. It was comfy af.
Any idea what it is about us that seems intimidating?

>polish people need visa to even step into US, because we have high precent of visa refusal or something
Huh. I looked it up and you're right. Strange. I'd like visit Poland some day, but I don't know the language.

I'm a femanon, I'm 5'5", and my boyfriend said he was 5'6", but when I put my dr martens on I'm actually taller than him. He's still cute as fuck

Do you tease him about it?
Do you ever wear a solid 3" heels and heightmog him?

hmm, it's awful
sounds very comfy.
>Any idea what it is about us that seems intimidating?
Idk, I'm just very nervous when I'm talking to guys and I'm mixing words, my hands are shaking etc. So they think I'm a weirdo.I think I'm more intimidated by chads, that look at every girl like she's a piece of meat, it just makes me very uncomfortable I guess
Polish is very hard to learn heh. Also polish people are not very good with english, especially in smaller towns, so you might have problem.

I've been thinking about wearing my heels around him, problem is that I am not very skilled at walking on heels so I wouldn't come off as intimidating as I'd want to be

I'm german, be my amazon gf pls

How difficult is it to walk in heels? Most girls don't seem to have any issues with it, other than pain.

That sounds like the reaction I have to public speaking.
If we weren't continents away I'd like to be the guy that helps you feel comfortable.

no female interaction user here
had to ask ya if you have any unconventional interests like games or this site
also do you think it is manageable to learn polish if you are serbian (asking for a friend)

>come off as intimidating
I have just the thing for you.
Work boots!
They're not as tall as heels, but it gives you at least an inch more height and they make you look tough because if you're wearing boots you probably do something physical to justify it.
And they're no harder than shoes to walk in.

I'm a lil clumsy and I've had a few times where I almost fall while wearing in heels. It isn't *that* hard but I'm just not very used to it.

Yes! i wear dr martens, which make me taller than my boyfriend and they kinda look like workboots but they're less heavy

polska fembotka na r9k nie wierze

My ex gf once came at school with fucking 5 inches heel goth boots... she was so desperate to be taller than me lol.
With these we were actually the same height. And I'm only 5'8''.

Damn, that sounds pretty hot.
My gf would have to wear 11" heels to be my height and I don't think they make them that tall.

polski polski kurwa yes
i've been playing league on eune for a while

They do, but they're called stilts.

Same.

I once almost got with a 6'3" girl, but she said she wanted me to take her virginity and I choked and bailed.

You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory you freak.

I go to german for the summer sometimes heh, what town are you from?
awww thats's so sweet
>unconventional interests like games or this site
I'm on Jow Forums almost everyday, and I like games... but more indie games or those less known, like oxenfree for example. I like drawing, writing stories, reading about unsolved mysteries, cooking ( I'm really good at making pancakes lol)
>also do you think it is manageable to learn polish if you are serbian
I think... I don't know serbian, I guess it would be easier for your ''friend' than english speaker
siemka hehe

mam 172cm pasuje ci polski robocik?

Western Germany, you got discord or something to contact you?

>I like drawing, writing stories
Got anything you can share?
What kinda stuff do you write? Fiction?

Southern European here (tallest people in the world, objectively speaking and going by statistic)
I'm 6'1.
I dated a girl who is literally 6'2, but very proportionate, good ass, hips, good ratios, not an oversized or too small skull, you could really tell she is ''supposed to'' be that exact height.
However, until I mentioned it one time she had no comprehension of height. When she did learn she sort of panicked, and was very scared around me. We broke up.
It was the most bizarre shit to ever happen to me.

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the dinaric Alps are a small region while southern Europeans are usually manlets

>However, until I mentioned it one time she had no comprehension of height. When she did learn she sort of panicked,
Did you sell it out for her that it's unusual for the girl to be taller and then she had a realisation?

>I mentioned it one time she had no comprehension of height
...what?

I have a 6'2 girl in need of a good dicking from some horny boy. She only prefers average dicks since big dicks hurt. Join my server and talk to her.

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>Want large gf
>I'm short
>No women want a midget
End me

>thread tailored spam
Is this the power of autism?

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>Always tell everyone I'm 5'6, even though I'm 5'11
>No one challenges it