Post your bare minimum standards for a female partner

Post your bare minimum standards for a female partner
>No older than 25
>Not fat
>Not an extreme leftist
>No college education
>Not openly anti-religion

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>breathes
>has a vagina
That's it

>curtain draws and unveils a 78 y/o rancid meth whore
She's all yours, user!

Never understood this position. If you truly had 0 standards whatsoever you wouldn't be alone.

>not a cunt
>not fat(im not fat either)
>not a massive whore
>not completely stupid

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>virgin waiting until marriage (no non-vaginal sex acts either, you're not a virgin if you commit sodomy or put a dick in your mouth)
>not stick or fat (chubby is fine, fat is not)
>same political views
>my religion or willing to convert at some point
>same race
I'm pretty sure after that I only have preferences, unless humanity decides to disappoint me more and I need to amend for some obvious shit.

>GIRL DOESN'T EXIST
>2D LOVE
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>No older than 21
>Not fat
>Not an extremist of any kind
>at least average intelligence
>openly anti-religion or at least atheist
>can sustain an interesting conversation with me (i guess this one is more my own issue)

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>no older than 30
>virgin
>willing to listen to me
S'about it

>No older than 35
>No kids, never been married
>Not obese
>Feminine
>Not a huge slut

I never understood why most robots don't want a girl with college education? Insecurity?

Everyone stable above a certain socio-economic level gets a college education. It doesn't mean she's smart or educated

I've noticed this too, they'll probably feel too challenged on ideals that they don't have the mental capacity to budge on, probably some Jow Forums bullshit

t. A strong independent woman that won't compromise the ideals she picked up with her rare college education

how can you have any standards for women when you're a permavirgin

you'd be lucky to accept a male as a partner

>just love and fuck me
That's it desu.
Maybe if I had to add anything
>Pls be under 50
>Pls no morbid obesity
>Pls no STDs

>why don't you want a girl who has gone to Goldberg's Slut Training Academy?

Most likely because she's probably deep in debt from student loans (bonus if it's a meme feminist dance theory degree or something) or because she's probably an insufferable cunt with extremist political views.

In my case it's that I want a girl from a similar socioeconomic background to me, with a similar lifestyle and similar expectations.

>18-24 y/o
>white
>not an sjw
>not morbidly obese

and that's literally it. thankfully I've decimated my standards recently so hopefully I can get a gf soon.

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>Trustworthy
>Doesn't have kids (but wants them)
>No more than a few years older than me (younger is preferable)
>No stds

>30 yrs max
>Not super obese(if she is disgustingly fat but just below super obese, she has to come to gym with me to lose the fat)
>Not a prude
>No kids
>Not an sjw

cute face
not obese
genuinely likes me

> not older then 35
> no STDs
> no severe mental problems
> not a whore or a cheater
> doesnt weigh more then me.

Not white
Not a single mom
Less than 3 partners

>looksmatch(variation of 2 is allowed)
>loves me
>I am able to love her

Because that often implies she lived near a campus grounds for a few years. When a girl is unchained, she immediately seeks cocks. A girl unchained for 4 years minimum has seen a loooooot of cocks.

>loves me
I'm sure she'll come any day now, any day now

>Disciplined
>Virtuous
>Rational
>Fertile
>Good health
>Genetically complements me so our children will be better than us.

There are too many to list, honestly.

>not fat
>not a slut
>hasn't had sex outside of long term relationships (or not at all would be ideal)
>wants to have a family/interested in being a mother

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>between 15 and 21
>white
>not leftist
>catholic
>virgin, bonus points if she's never been in a relationship
>wants kids
>not fat, but has large enough hips and big enough breasts to give birth to healthy children
>not crazy
>no serious disease
>nice to other people, especially to kids
>values honesty, work and respect
>educated or at least cultured and not a complete retard

>Less than 4 years older than me (meaning less than 24)
>Older than 18
>Not more than chubby
And most importantly:
>likes me
Yes I'm aware that these are unreasonable standards for me.

>not a braindead normie
>at least 3.5/10
>for (Me)
Sadly I'll never find someone like that.

>not older than 35
>atleast one part of body that's disproportionately large (belly, boobs, hips, ass, thighs, arms)
>cute

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>won't cheat
>won't leave me
>won't ignore me
That's about it.

>for a female partner

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Even if you subscribe to the "theory" that there is somebody for everybody there is an excess of males in the 19-30 age group by hundreds of thousands in your country alone. SO no there really isn't somebody for everybody. Just because of the gender dynamic inequality perfectly adequate males are being left behind.

>doesn't have BPD
>not a sub

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femanon, 19, 190lbs, centrism, studying computer sciences but also learning "household skills" (like sewing, cooking, cleaning, ...), kinda angry at Jehova's witnesses but other than that ehn

>white
>not fat
>decent hygiene
>around my age
>no leftard or libtard

>not older than 25
>not fat
>mentally stable
>no extreme ideologies
>average intelligence
>likes me
>loyal
>has a vagina
>respects my beliefs
>4/10 looks
>not black or pajeet

>has her shit together
>at least kind of cheerful
>not a skeleton or landwhale but anything in between is fine
>doesn't have a penis
>actually likes me for me and isn't trying to use me for money or a free therapist
>doesn't mind my reptiles
>over 18 and within 5 years of my own age

>younger than 30
>not ugly from my own perspective
>not morbidly obese (chubby girls are actually my ideal though)
>is monogamous
>body count in the single digits
That's about it really.
This guy has good taste. I hope you find your big tiddy gf.

>under 25
>Virgin
>Not a radical leftist (kinda follows from 2nd)
>Not morbidly obese
Kinda sucks that the only reason any girl like that would still be single is that they have sky high standards that i cant meet

>biological female
>at least mildly fit -- could run a 5k in IQ high enough to understand my autism, historically this low point has been at approximately 115
>6/10 or better looking
>not a basic bitch
I would prefer no drugs, alcohol, piercings, or tattoos, and Christianity, music, and a STEM education are all big pluses. Not necessary though.
inb4 "hurr durr high standards"

>Virgin
>Not a radical leftist (kinda follows from 2nd)
audible kek
w-what if it's her penis?
I actually prefer to have intelligent people around me. Pls be my gf thx.

Needs to be Maserati. Not like Maserati, but actually Maserati.

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18-23
Not fat
Not a druggie
Not a slut
Introverted

Bare minimum

Because women shouldn't be going to college instead of making babies during their prime years, dumb roast.

>shaved
ugh why

Because if she is like the typical woman she went into a huge amount of debt for a meme degree she is using to make $12/hr at some retail job. I sacrificed and worked hard to keep my student loan debt to a minimum and now that I've graduated and have a big boy job I'm working hard to pay it off. No way in hell am I going to be anchored down by somebody who took out $100K for a useless degree that likely brainwashed her into being a leftist drone. It also means she was a huge slut for at least a couple years and no man finds that desirable.

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cool

we can do meth together and cuddle

My standards for a male partner
>>No older than 25
>>Not fat
>>Not an extreme alt-right type
>>Educated
>>Not aggressively religious

Why do blacks love car names so much?

Are you a girl and if so Jow Forums is full of guys that would be fine with a relationship like that.

You're a gay dude, right?

Because you wanna take them for a ride

>Not disfigured (Though this is negotiable)
>Not over 35
>Takes care of herself and isn't dirty
>Will spend time with me
That's it. I've been alone my whole life and I am 25. All because I was born with actual autism.

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>gamer or at least tolerates me playing vidya
>white or asian
>no older than 21
>at least a 6
>good personality
>not a fucking leftist cuck
>goes to my uni, preferably

>18-26
>not morbidly obese
>lives nearby
>at least not directionless
>doesn't need me to pay for her existence

it's funny to read threads like these since we all know that these 'requirements' won't matter since most of us would be more than happy to finally have a gf.
my gf has some huge red flags, but atm I don't care since I'm happy to have her and hope that she doesn't suddenly realise what a sperg I really am

I have some room to negotiate for certain red flags if the girl is otherwise great but I have rejected/ignored girls for the biggest red flags (kids, coalburner, disgustingly liberal, too old). At some point loneliness stemming from self-respect is preferable to desperation and settling.

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>Between 16 and 25
>Not fat or skeleton (I don't mind chubby)
>Doesn't make rants about politics and feminism
>Doesn't try and make me jealous
>Isn't a druggie, doesn't go to parties much
>Doesn't talk to or about her exes
>Isn't too retarded
>Doesn't look like a freak
>Is faithful
>Will often spend time with me
>Doesn't behave like my ex gf
i think that's it

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Well, I'm not fat at least.

there are more males born than women, incels are biological fact of the human race and as life quality continues to go up and up and less people die the incel issue will only get worse and worse.

>don't want an in debt mega whore
>insecure

>not too much older than me
>not fat
>not absolutely hideous
>not mean-spirited
>not unfaithful
>natural female
>loves me

>isn't fat or ugly
>under 30
>isn't an extreme leftist
>get along well with her

Absolutely bare bones minimum

>biologically female
>not fat
>decent pair of teeth
>fairly hygienic
>not thousands of dollars in debt
>at most one kid
>natural hair color and either medium or long length
>not a huge bitch

>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin

bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin
- no older than 56

Just want someone who leaves me alone

congrats!
you're already alone.
you don't need anyone to leave you alone

>be female
>not a consumerist whore
>not obese

>No older than 36
>female (female)
>likes me