DUDE WIPES LMAO
DUDE WIPES LMAO
Henry Peterson
Easton Collins
p-pretty good for wiping mudd butt though haha
Jace King
Murican marketing : everything male oriented must be called «alpha, extrême, super Warriors, lumberjack goo, special force moisturizer, etc..» i guess people fall for it if they jeep doing it. Yuro companies do it too, but it stays limited to changing the color codes and specifying «for men.», not some memesque alpha-bro shit.
This aside, «Dude wipes « sounds « like something faggots would keep on their nighstand to clean themselves after sodomite debauchery
Luke Smith
as opposed to women's products, which definitely aren't marketed in a pretty pink princess hyper feminine manner
Jeremiah Reed
If you were a country saved from literal German occupation, be humble
>rent free
Connor Fisher
In what language are thosr arrows quotation marks
Easton Roberts
>wah america
this marketing tactic is prevalent in many countries
Noah Garcia
>current year
>continuing to expend your personal income and destroy plumbing using disposable, one-time wet wipes
>smearing shit across your own ass
>not simply buying a reusable, portable bidet
never going to make it, ameriscum
Austin Price
>being so obsessed with americans that even their buttholes are living rent free
Chase Rogers
I mean it's basically the same as when companies added "Z-" in front of everything in the early 2000s
Noah Phillips
These always make me cringe when I see them at the grocery store. Not sure what type of soi needs male-marketed asswipes instead of all the normal, sterile, genderless ones on the shelf next to them for less money.
Xavier Reyes
Sounds gay.
Robert Diaz
>b-but the wimmin!
cringe
Jackson Kelly
He has a point. My wipes don't need to have "DUDE" with a 100% markup to get the job done.
Female marketing strives to convince a woman she is better than the others just because of the shampoo/razor/tampons she uses. Male marketing strives to convince men that basic hygiene is "manly" and not, well, basic hygiene. Basedboys are the ones who need to engage in consumerism to feel like a man, and companies know this. Thus, you have things like DUDE WIPES.
Benjamin Phillips
>but the thing that shits all over my point!
Juan Cruz
He's right though. Every single hygeine product has a pink version for women, but these special asswipes are the only example I can think of where the opposite is done for men.
Ian Collins
I don't get it, what's the problem with good old TP?
Logan Lewis
Wiping with TP is like trying to get chocolate out of hardwood flooring. God forbid the weather's hot; you'll be walking around letting everyone know you have a dirty asshole.
Joseph Wright
>what is Old Spice
But the point is it's not even limited to hygiene products and we're having a laugh at how male packaging has to overtly reassure their demo that they're not faggy little bumboys. Remember when Diet Dr. Pepper tried to sell "manly" diet soda with the tagline IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN!! Apex kek
Jaxson Smith
You use wipes after the TP to get your anus squeaky clean. They're a good invention... so are bidets.
Nathan Gomez
I just use my towel. Its damp enough not to scratch and I'm the only person who uses it so whatevs
Aiden Scott
>not showering after you shit
>squaky clean
yeah nah son, your ass hair is COATED in feces
Angel Taylor
but then you miss on the joy of taking out chunks of solidified shit attached to the hairs of your asshole
Blake Green
I do actually really enjoy that. Makes me feel like Shrek.
Oliver Brooks
I use baby wipes for that last cleanup job when I poop. Who would pay the retard tax for this?
Charles Nelson
>I use baby wipes
>Who would pay the retard tax for this?
Christian Collins
I'd use a bidet, but I'm in a rental and would have to do demo-work to access the hot water line. Nobody wants to shoot freezing cold water onto their asshole
Joseph Parker
James Cook
i usually just buy the cheapper ones regardless
Luis Torres
what the fuck is wrong with you
you can easily get bidets that have built-in heaters, pretty much anything made in Japan has this. you can also get a portable bidet and just refill it as needed.
Why are you people so fucking incapable of just spraying some water? Jesus
Ian Harris
Real men use water
Joshua Morgan
Like you literally did nothing in ww 2 you just intervened at the end to get half of Germany for free the Russians did everything
Michael Anderson
Based
Christopher Moore
Yeah that’s muh better than jewish occupation which is what every country on earth has right now
>inb4 you live in a country that doesn’t have a Rothschild currency system