/britfeel/

Yeah probably. I'm just happy to have hit one of the goals on my 5 year plan.

Oil is shite it takes weeks to dry and even then its only the top layer which is dry also you need turpentine to clean your brush.
Watercolour requires a different type of canvas which I ain't buying.

Acrylic is the paint I'm using it dries quick and its cheap but you can add texture like with oil.

Well done lad wasn't trying to takeaway from your achievement. What's next on your 5 year plan.

Poley still asleep. Baking a greasy halal poo in his gutsy wutsys.

5 years you say?

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takeaway you say?

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My birthday today, that feel I am now officially a wizard

100kg bench, I'm at 90 right now.
I've got to reach 5k in the savings account and get a new motorbike as well.
Baby steps.
Precisely, comrade.

Think I'll order a *pulls eyes taut* for dinner.

ayyy lads pass me a light *sparks up a Camberwell Carrot*

how do I ingest soft hashish lads? i got it under my fingernails by this point, but also got 7g for 28 GBP with delivery

burn it? yeah sure, but stuff

>tfw 35kg bench

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>this is your post on drugs

Grate it with a cheese grater then cook it with something with fat or butter

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I started out at 40kg mate, you'll get there if you try. I was on cloud 9 the first time I put up 60kg, probably the best moment I've had lifting. Keep at it!

3742 unread emails on my main account lads

7827 unread emails on mine.

Haha mine is a dump to

yes, technically
origami

How is this even possible unless you just stop checking your mail for about a decade? Unless you love handing out your real address to every site that asks for it so you get spammed to shit?

Thanks strong user. I hope to be as strong as you one day

>hashish
spack if you don't know you need to activate it with heat first.

35kg bench press? is that 1 rep?
>mfw can't push 20kg plus the bar(10 on each side) for more than 8 reps

youtube.com/watch?v=fM6L3-5tQug
A nice, long video about how Red Dead Redemption 2 is anti-white propaganda.
Not posting this for anyone to particularly watch, but for people to hit Poley over his head with.

>Go away for a month
>Come back
>Parents have "cleaned" my house
>Half of my shit is missing because my parents thought it was "rubbish"

Literally cannot fathom how they think letting themselves into my house and going through my shit is acceptable.

Don't worry lad I'm watching it now. Had sensed a good few agenda's tbqh.

Last time my parent cleaned my room they threw away my LSD that was planning on using soon after. They deny it but LSD doesn't vanish.

m-maybe they where looking for drugs?

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>That eugenics guy you chase off instead of choosing how to deal with

Time to take that key back.

>1 hour long video game critique

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What makes it worse is they leave the place in an even bigger mess, empty bottles of cleaning shit everywhere, bin bags filled with stuff I wanted to keep. Add to that they move everything so I have no idea where shit is anymore and it's infuriating. All because the place is a bit dusty.

Time to look into changing the locks I think because I know they won't give me my key back.

5x5 My upperbody strength is really bad.

Nah this is a joke. If you can support your own weight you can manage 50kg easily.
Besides you only want to do 4-6 reps of something you can just about manage to build strength, 8 is too many so increase the mass.

can ugly parents make attractive children.

low chances of it happening

Get it done lad. If they've done it once they will do it again. My mum used to do that when I lived at home but even she wouldn't come into my house to dig through my stuff. They must know it's wrong.

Never ask for keys back just change them.

as in 5 x 5 so 2 5's on each side for 8 reps? yikes if so that's something. I know the feel, weakest in the gym. we'll get there lad, I personally lost so much to depression. literally 3 months of 1 meal a day, lost all gains.

only do 4-6 reps on the bench? interesting, I lost it all to mental issues so trying to build it all back. in the gym for 8 days in a row recently, had a day off yesterday because I was shattered. back in today however.

you use any test boosters? really considering it myself lad.

think im gonna go to spoons for a coffee, contemplate life.

Skipping through this and some parts really do seem quite overt
Poor Amer is going to have to ignore this video because he isn't going to be able to refute it

best minutes to watch ?

Did the same. Was a depressed and never used to eat. Became a habit even after life got a bit better. Have to force myself to eat. You eating more now?

So reading all this stuff about how the UK plans to censor the internet, are we gonna end up like China with a list of 'approved' websites?

I see a lot of plans but no action. The pirate bay is supposed to be censored but I still use it all the time. I don't think our government is capable of putting in functional blocks.

Getting that way. I had to send a request to O2 so that I could access anything they deemed 18+. The internet is at its prime right now. Dark times are ahead. Make sure you get your porn loicence lad.

Yeah, as I said I've hit the gym 8 days in a row now, partially because I was signed off, but now I eat like an animal. Body fat plummits though as you know so when you do put more muscle on, it's very lean and you can see the stirations.

You have a high protein food you like to binge on? I've started making bagels with plastic cheese and egg which goes down really well. Also start using flax seeds in yogurt if you don't eat fish, they don't taste of anything.

I also personally found if you smash the gym hard and eat well, doing a lot of sets at once, your recovery is mental and you can stack gym days like nothing. Good luck to you though lad, skinny life fucking sucks but we'll get back to our normal selves soon enough.

Didn't note the times sorry but at about 10:50 there's a part about how the main character is pro-black just to prove some sort of point
It gets really quite detailed as to how implausible the whole scenario is

>government ignores VPN's
I think it's for the population they can control I.E brainlets, deano's etc. People with a tad of sense, not even particularly smart, can bypass all their efforts.

Made a girl cry last night lads.
Was sitting around with a few mates drinking and the topic of "would you rather came up?" I don't know how we got there but it ended up as would you rather get double teamed by Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un or some other people I can't remember. This one girl was like "I wouldn't do that at all" and I said "but if you had to"
Then this other girl burst into tears and ran out of the room
I was just like ok fuck this I'm outta here. Got my shit and left. Then I found out this girl got raped at uni and that's why she was upset
Am I a total piece of shit? I felt bad at the time but now I sort of feel like I don't fucking care even a little bit and I'm not going to apologise because how the fuck was I supposed to know that
So I probably won't hang out with any of those people again because I seem to recall them all staring daggers at me (I can't remember I was a bit pissed). Bunch of fucking pseuds anyway

Wahey! Got my Grand National money in, lads. The pizza wizzas and the queer beers are on me.

dear oh dear
I meant how do I get high off it the best
because it's getting all over my hands and it's very sticky

"Would you rather?" Came up**** fuck sake

The latest push, unveiled yesterday, is to fine websites for 'online harms'.
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47826946
Instagram with apparent pro-suicide posts is the trojan horse, the rightfully-mourning dad the useful idiot, 'cause there's all sorts of shite just lumped in there. But this part certainly leaps out, and is surely the true reasoning for the whole thing:
>It suggests the spread of fake news could be tackled by forcing social networks to employ fact-checkers and promote legitimate news sources.

You didn't do anything wrong, but I would expect everyone to take her side if she decides they all have to hate you now.
Give her an empty apology lad, you might as well.

>what a lovely mole you have my dear

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he goes into too much factual details when its just a fictional game? Think he made it just for those ad rolls into the hour 1 video.

If he didn't then people like Poley would try and weasel out of it. I don't think being given too much information is a bad thing.

"Too much factual details" is a weird thing to take issue with honestly

>girl got raped at uni

Sure she did

Big and tasty pizza wizza ordered and on its way, lovely 18 inchy winches of deliciousness, dripping with mozzarella, hammy wam and mushy rushrooms. Going to be a feast.

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sorry but can you stop radicalizing me please. mum said I'm not allowed to be alt right

Good lad just ordered myself. Red onion, peppers, pepperoni, black olives. Got a dipping box with spicy wings and cheese triangles. Yummy

no because you didn't know that beforehand and how were you supposed to know?
if they villainize you for it, then they're insane.

>girls
>insane
Wow imagine that

ok seriously how do you manage to
1.) have the money to be ordering takeaway's every single night
2.) not get fat from eating it every night? (unless you only eat 2-3 meals a day with that being on of them then fair enough)

got into a fight with the gf last night lads, we were going to see shazam but we decided to have a cheeky subway before hand
she was already having a mardy because I made a joke that she thought was calling her fat when one of my ex gfs from my uni course came in and wanted to sit with us, naturally gf thought we were flirting, gfs eh? can't live with em, can't live without em lol
at least shazam was proper mental though

It's a bit odd that analysing video games is dismissed as being pointless when they sell quite so many copies. At over 23m copies sold as of February, RDR2 has sold far more copies than most books ever sell. People wouldn't think twice about analysing Pride and Prejudice for an hour, but it's only sold 20m copies in over 200 years.
I don't disagree with it either, part of me finds it pointless too, but it really isn't when you think about the spread of games and their immersion in society.

Kill yourself in an extremely original fashion

Im making my own pizza for a fraction of the price. Get on my level nigga

>he squirts tomato ketchup on cheese on toast and calls it pizza

Wow that a tidal flow of absolutely septic normie problems

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just woke up

>tfw no weeb scottish friend

i want to cry

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Hope this helps you stop being "underweight" laddy

Does anyone here watch 'sick of it' with Karl Pilkington?

The main bulk of my Email inbox is Google+ notifications.

I assume you posted the RD2 vid? Watched it in full nearly and most of what they suggest I picked up on. Unless there's a faction of schizo deluded nutters thinking the exact same thing, the same thing portrayed in pop culture, the same thing that's influencing peoples opinions, there's so obviously something going on and most of us know what it is.

Goodbye whitey hello blackie. Fact people reject population replacement is laughable.

Get paid tomorrow and I don't even want to make any big purchases
I am becoming boring
I don't even want the pc and desk 2 monitor setup I was looking at

Save up for a deposit on either a house or a let to buy

>analysing video games is dismissed as being pointless
says who? They are good to analyse from a game/level design aspect unless you're on about analysing them from a political perspective for which i couldn't give a fuck about.

>People wouldn't think twice about analysing Pride and Prejudice for an hour
True, but I wouldn't watch that video either. From what I've seen that video could be a concise 7-8 minutes but youtubers love the sound of their own voice too much.

I don't have anywhere near enough for a big deposit, my credit is ok don't get me wrong but I wouldn't get a good deal at 21.
Plus 150 quid a month board for the biggest room in the house is nice and cheap

Assemble furniture

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You're growing up lad

>had a another teeth falling out nightmare

Gaming sort of still has that stigma about it of being a spotty-faced teen hobby. I don't think it'll ever shake it off entirely

Somebody sprayed perfume at me earlier. Now I'm sitting in the staff room and all i can smell is a faint waft of piss.
Don't wanna be known as pissboy :(

The older I get the more of a failure I feel
Maybe I should get a car?

>Don't wanna be known as pissboy :(
Solution: shit in your pants. Then you will smell of shit and be known as shitboy.